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cheka.
14th January 2019, 10:20 AM
:o

https://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/482623006-Fla-police-find-stolen-Rolex-watches-in-suspects-vagina/

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Fla. police find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina

Officers found four stolen watches in the suspect’s vaginal cavity after arresting her on multiple charges

By PoliceOne Staff

MIAMI SPRINGS, Fla. — Police found four Rolex watches in a woman’s vagina during a strip search.

Delajurea Brookens, 29, met the Orlando man, Ramon Diaz, at a popular club in Miami Beach on Jan. 8. The couple later ended up at a hotel. After Diaz went to the bathroom to freshen up, he found his Crown Royal whiskey bag, containing five watches valued at $108,000, gone.

Diaz caught Brookens getting into a taxi with the bag and demanded she give the watches back. Brookens then beat him on this head with an unknown object and left.

A hotel employee witnessed the incident and called police. Officers were able to find Brookens behind a local store and arrested her.

Inside the cruiser, Brookens spit, stomped windows, banged her head and bit officers, police say.

During the arrest, police found one of Diaz’s stolen watches. They searched the area and couldn’t find the other four. After corrections officers searched Brookens, they retrieved the other four from her vaginal cavity.

Brookens was charged with grand theft, resisting and officer with violence, battery and possession of cocaine. She was also charged with criminal mischief when she urinated on the floor of her holding cell.

She was released from jail after posting a $22,000 bond.

madfranks
14th January 2019, 10:30 AM
Four watches up the... how... what... I can't even

midnight rambler
14th January 2019, 12:19 PM
Have no personal first hand experience but I hear sheboons have yuge vaginas.

osoab
14th January 2019, 04:19 PM
Keep searching

gun in vagina (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&ei=viY9XNvLH8iKtQXy1pGwDw&q=gun+in+vagina&oq=gun+in+vagina&gs_l=psy-ab.3...13966.13966..15236...0.0..0.372.372.3-1......0....1..gws-wiz.wTUoCmHE2c8)

osoab
14th January 2019, 04:19 PM
Does the hiding spot hurt the resale value?

woodman
14th January 2019, 05:06 PM
Does the hiding spot hurt the resale value?

They might need a good cleaning, but I think they are waterproof.

osoab
14th January 2019, 05:17 PM
They might need a good cleaning, but I think they are waterproof.

What about stankproof?

Neuro
14th January 2019, 05:51 PM
Lucky she didn’t hide them in the hair... they would still be looking.

Twisted Titan
15th January 2019, 05:54 AM
She was released from jail after posting a $22,000 bond.



How the hell did she have 22 grand on standby??

Did she pull that out her crabby too??

cheka.
15th January 2019, 10:20 AM
She was released from jail after posting a $22,000 bond.



How the hell did she have 22 grand on standby??

Did she pull that out her crabby too??

i think it used to be 10 percent. probably lower now - for vibrants