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old steel
13th March 2019, 02:08 PM
They have a right to know cause they say so.


Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report to law enforcement agencies when they release sperm



The Bill: The new bill, House Bill 604 reads simply: “Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”Who Supports It?: The bill was filed yesterday by Park Cannon, a democrat from Atlanta. It is co-sponsored by Dar’shun Kendrick (https://www.underthegeorgiasun.com/2019/03/11/georgia-lawmaker-proposes-testicular-bill-of-rights-that-would-classify-sex-without-a-condom-as-aggravated-assault/), a democrat from Lithonia; Sandra Scott, a democrat from Rex; Renitta Shannon, a democrat from Decatur; and Donna McLeod, a democrat from Lawrenceville.

https://www.underthegeorgiasun.com/2019/03/12/georgia-lawmaker-files-bill-to-force-older-men-to-report-to-law-enforcement-agencies-when-they-release-sperm/

midnight rambler
13th March 2019, 02:29 PM
Pushback on the pro-life advocates.

hoarder
13th March 2019, 02:54 PM
"Hello, this is the Sheriff's office, may I help you?"

"Uh yeah, I just jacked off....wanted to let you know"

Are you sure this isn't fake news?

Cebu_4_2
13th March 2019, 07:28 PM
I'll just send it to them in jars.

osoab
13th March 2019, 07:43 PM
What happens if you have a "sexual emergency" and don't remember to self report?

madfranks
14th March 2019, 08:29 AM
What happens if you have a "sexual emergency" and don't remember to self report?

If you're moslem, no problem. If you're white, off to the clink!

madfranks
14th March 2019, 08:30 AM
Pushback on the pro-life advocates.

Lol, is that really what this is? So they seriously think a sperm is equal to a baby growing in the womb?

Ares
14th March 2019, 08:48 AM
Hey Sheriff, yeah according to the law I'm supposed to call you when I release my sperm...

Go check your wife's vagina for the evidence..

madfranks
14th March 2019, 10:21 AM
Hey Sheriff, yeah according to the law I'm supposed to call you when I release my sperm...

Go check your wife's vagina for the evidence..Then go to the hospital for some burn cream! Ouch!

old steel
14th March 2019, 10:50 AM
If you're moslem, no problem. If you're white, off to the clink!


Speaking of Muslims....

How about a friendly game of soccer?



https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1106095642076569600?s=09

midnight rambler
14th March 2019, 10:54 AM
Lol, is that really what this is? So they seriously think a sperm is equal to a baby growing in the womb?

Tit for tat. If you men are going to 'regulate' women's 'reproductive rights' then us wymin are going to regulate YOURS!

madfranks
14th March 2019, 12:33 PM
Tit for tat. If you men are going to 'regulate' women's 'reproductive rights' then us wymin are going to regulate YOURS!

If "tit for tat" would be honestly applied, men who don't want a child should not be forced to take care of the baby if the mom unilaterally decides to keep it (i.e. men should not have to be forced to pay child support). This is because men have no ability to force a women to take care of a baby they don't want (men can't stop a woman from having an abortion even if the man wants his child).

StreetsOfGold
14th March 2019, 05:07 PM
Another push to keep people DEBT SLAVES.
An older man can (often times) PROVIDE for a wife without dragging her into a lifetime of DEBT.

A younger man most often cannot!!

Thus why TPTB push woman to marry men THEIR AGE

Woman have a completely DIFFERENT biology than a man and should NEVER be treated as the same!!!

Woman - Prime, IDEAL child bearing years 15-35 (16 the "sweet" spot for a 1st child)
Men - ALL their life (provided they stay healthy)