Travesty

[osoab]

40,000 Whiskey Barrels Ablaze As Fire Rages Through Jim Beam's Kentucky Warehouses (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-03/40000-whiskey-barrels-ablaze-fire-rages-through-jim-beams-kentucky-warehouses-0)

Authorities think that lightning in the area on Tuesday could be responsible for the blaze. Chandler had said the fire was too big and too hard to get an investigator near it, and the flames continued on Wednesday.

Sounds like a good insurance scheme.

(I see linking pictures is still down)

[ziero0]

Travesty!
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's Travesty!
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
Travesty!
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's Travesty!
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you
You're goin' nowhere

[mamboni]

(((Lightning)))?:(??:(??:(??

[Tumbleweed]

40,000 Whiskey Barrels Ablaze As Fire Rages Through Jim Beam's Kentucky Warehouses (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-03/40000-whiskey-barrels-ablaze-fire-rages-through-jim-beams-kentucky-warehouses-0)




Click the link and read the comments. They're pretty entertaining. :)

[ziero0]

So the devil got his share?

[Tumbleweed]

One of the comments below the article ;D




TheSkipper1967:


I was working for Jim Beam in the finance group when the company went public in 2011. Company gave everyone a bottle stamped Beam.Inc. As they were listed. I went looking for the bottle a year after I left the company. Well turns out, my daughter (for some unknown reason) wanted to smell it and broke the seal. Then my now Ex Wife (for I’m sure a known reason) drank the bottle dry and threw it out. Moral of the story?





Boonster:


Don't get married.





Pendolino:



And use a condom?

[osoab]

One of the comments below the article ;D



Another.


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10 hours ago


HEALTH CONSULTANT:
If you must drink vodka, make it Everclear 190 proof. Use a graduated measuring cylinder and a calculator to cut it to 60% Alcohol By Volume (ABV) = 120 proof.
In some states like Alaska, the highest proof you can get is 151 or 75.5% ABV. Same as overproof rum. But no problem, You are going to cut it to 60% ABV anyways.
And you can do the same with overproof rum. If you cut it half and half with reguar 40% ABV rum (or vodka), the ABV of the mix will be just right.
Remember, Alcohol must be concentrated to at least 50% ABV to kill the germs in your mouth. Listerine at 26% is joke. Even regular hard liquor at 40% ABV, still doesn't quite cut it.
Don't just drink your 60% ABV liquor down, swish it around in your mouth for at least 5 seconds then swallow.
I do 80 ml of 60% ABV every morning when I get back from the gym, followed by a 16 oz black coffee. And that's it for the day, no sipping. (I premix one bottle at a time of half Ron Diaz or Cruzan overproof rum (75.5%) and half Kirkland Vodka (40%)) ... BTW: Avoid Bacardi overproof rum. It tastes like industrial solvent.
And it works! I have teeth and I have never died.
FOR MORE INFO: Click this http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2017200,00.html
and this http://www.digitaljournal.com/life/health/a-sobering-truth-drinkers-live-longer-than-non-drinkers/article/363956

[Cebu_4_2]

Another.


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10 hours ago


HEALTH CONSULTANT:
If you must drink vodka, make it Everclear 190 proof. Use a graduated measuring cylinder and a calculator to cut it to 60% Alcohol By Volume (ABV) = 120 proof.
In some states like Alaska, the highest proof you can get is 151 or 75.5% ABV. Same as overproof rum. But no problem, You are going to cut it to 60% ABV anyways.
And you can do the same with overproof rum. If you cut it half and half with reguar 40% ABV rum (or vodka), the ABV of the mix will be just right.
Remember, Alcohol must be concentrated to at least 50% ABV to kill the germs in your mouth. Listerine at 26% is joke. Even regular hard liquor at 40% ABV, still doesn't quite cut it.
Don't just drink your 60% ABV liquor down, swish it around in your mouth for at least 5 seconds then swallow.
I do 80 ml of 60% ABV every morning when I get back from the gym, followed by a 16 oz black coffee. And that's it for the day, no sipping. (I premix one bottle at a time of half Ron Diaz or Cruzan overproof rum (75.5%) and half Kirkland Vodka (40%)) ... BTW: Avoid Bacardi overproof rum. It tastes like industrial solvent.
And it works! I have teeth and I have never died.
FOR MORE INFO: Click this http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2017200,00.html
and this http://www.digitaljournal.com/life/health/a-sobering-truth-drinkers-live-longer-than-non-drinkers/article/363956

My God.When I was a kid I went down the road to a party where the owner would share whatever he had to anyone willing. His grandma brought hash brownies (Real hash made brownies) At the time I did smoke weed and drink liquor so I was buzzing. Then out comes the 151 which I never heard of. One sip, my throat locked closed like a virgin pussy, it wouldn't let it go down, or out. Burned like hell. Took probably 5 minutes for me to just leave the house. My throat was a total wreck for a week. An early lesson learned however it was quite brutal.

[ziero0]

Real hash made brownies

Real hash is made with corned beef and potatoes.

[Cebu_4_2]

Real hash is made with corned beef and potatoes.

Not the shit at that party man.

[midnight rambler]

Real hash is made with corned beef and potatoes.

Not necessarily, it depends upon which part of the world one is from. In the 'stans hash (NOT the corned beef and potatoes variedy) has been regarded as a form of currency forever.

[old steel]

Not the shit at that party man.

Back in the day we used to do knife hits of hash off the gas stove and use a cardboard roll to suck up all the smoke.

Instantly baked.