This Just In

[ziero0]

Advice to Florida residents with regard to hurricane Dorian:

EVERYONE! IMMEDIATELY! TAKE EVERY FAN YOU HAVE OUTSIDE, POINT THEM SO THE DISCHARGE FACES EAST AND PLUG THEM IN ON MAXIMUM SPEED. THE ZIERO MODEL SUGGESTS THAT THE SLIGHTEST BREEZE WILL CAUSE THE HURRICANE TO REMAIN OFFSHORE.

In the event this advice proves ineffective the author assumes no responsibility as obviously an insufficient number of Florida residents will have heeded the model.

On the other hand if this advice is accurate Bahamian natives are advised that their only recourse in Law is to place their fans outside with the discharge pointed to FLORIDA.

[agnut]

This horrorcane is no joke at 175 mph winds and still at this time headed directly west toward West Palm Beach. My older daughter lives there and I just spoke with her at 7:30 AM Pacific time.

I asked her if everyone had evacuated from her apartment complex and what she told me is that everyone is staying put, relying on the national weather service's prediction of Dorian turning northward in the next few hours. She also said that folks were taking down their storm preps like the plywood sheets over their windows and doors. Is that about as Darwinian as it gets ?

Here is latest post from Timebomb2000 :

Ryan Maue
‏Verified account @RyanMaue
16m16 minutes ago

BREAKING: Hurricane #Dorian is now a powerful 175 mph Category 5 storm just east of Abaco in the Bahamas.

Category 5 begins at 160 mph+

I would expect further increases to 185 mph on Sunday.



Ryan Maue
‏Verified account @RyanMaue
12m12 minutes ago

I doubt Dorian has peaked ... still plenty of runway of deep, warm water ahead. The environment is pristine for extreme Category 5+

Cloud tops can still cool ... -68°C is the current mark, cool for a Cat 5.
Once we see -75°C the pressure might be 905 mb



Ryan Maue
‏Verified account @RyanMaue
6m6 minutes ago

And, just for the record, there is no official Category 6 hurricane.

However, if the scale was extrapolated, then Cat 6 should start at 182 mph (158 knots)

Currently Dorian is 175 mph (152 knots)

pic: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDYiduuWsAA4z11.jpg
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So Dorian is only 7 MPH from being an "extrapolated" Category 6 which has never happened as far as I have ever heard.

I am a native Floridian, born in Key West and our home base was in Miami. I also lived in West Palm Beach in the 70s and the highest elevations are the freeway overpasses ! Florida is actually a giant sand bar with elevations from sea level as low as 4 feet !

Prayers would be appreciated (even for all the liberals there).

Best wishes,
agnut

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[Bigjon]

WE NOW HAVE SOLID EVIDENCE DORIAN IS MAN MADE

Dorian is full of lightning. Here is proof natural hurricanes don't have it, at least not in abundance. (https://spaceweatherarchive.com/2006/01/10/electric-hurricanes/)Dorian has LOTS of lighting, and you can see it here (https://twitter.com/weatherdak/status/1167310225935699968)

Katrina, Rita, and Emily were also loaded with lightning. It was an anomaly. And Dorian having lightning the same way strongly implies someone is playing games.And it is not cooperating well, because the water is simply too cold after "the hottest year in recorded history". Need I keep saying carbon tax?

GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE ON DORIAN

I did not think they would lie about the pressure Dorian had, and they have stated Dorian is down to below 950 millibars. Fortunately they have to do that to front a cat 5 hoax, and like the winds, it is a hoax. The global wind map allows you to know everything about a storm, including it's pressure, and right now Dorian is sitting at 1003 millibars (which happens to be about 15 millibars lower than the surrounding ocean. That's why Dorian keeps going back and forth between being a tropical storm and a hurricane, there's just not enough differential to really make it go.To view this, open the window in the lower left hand corner and click MSLP. There, you can get the pressure reading on the storm. This is secondary confirmation on why Dorian is so weak and it is good news, because such a high pressure reading means:
There won't be a whole lot of storm surge.
There won't be a whole lot of wind.
there could be nasty rains and the wind map provides enough data to allow you know how much rain it is actually going to drop (if you know how to calculate it) but I have not played with that enough to give answers as far as rain.
If they decide to crash Dorian into Florida watch for the damage levels on the following items:
If the storm is as stated, cat 4+, there won't be any leaves or branches left on any trees, . If there are no pictures of MILES AND MILES of completely destroyed trees where all that's left is 10 feet of the trunk with no branches, it was not cat4+
If there are no pictures of entire cities without a single house standing, - if it does not look like a giant trash pile the way hurricane Andrew did it, it was not cat4+
What you'll see with a cat 1 -
Entire trees uprooted in mostly one piece, blocking roads. Strong hurricanes shred trees after tipping them over, there won't be any green left at all. Knocked over trees (in abundance) begins at 70 MPH.
Houses standing but missing shingles and having a few broken windows. If that's all there is, there was not a cat 4.
Billboards shredded and destroyed, and gas stations knocked over. That's cat 1 stuff. Cat 4+ will rip the billboard frames out and won't just wreck the print. Cat 4+ is not likely to leave a tipped over gas station roof where it is, it will instead be scattered for blocks in pieces.
That said, I am not encouraging people to ride the storm out, I'd bail on even a cat 1, hurricanes of any category are universally nasty. If it is for real, there's no such thing as even a nice cat 1.

I would not leave over a tropical storm.
THEY ARE WORKING ON A NEW HURRICANE AND YOU CAN SEE THE SETUP FOR IT NOW, EPIC!!!

About a thousand miles to the east of Dorian they have (probably one of several) weather machines focused and you can see it in action, trying to work up a new hurricane. The area is turning up green on the wind map and has a large zone of rising wind with NO ROTATION.GET WHILE THE GETTING IS GOOD, YOU CAN SEE THEM DOING IT NOW (https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-62.09,%2024.39,%202354/loc=-54.238,%2024.343) zoom in on Dorian and scroll right. You'll see it. Check it at different atmospheric levels by clicking the box on the lower left. Clearly they are causing this with something active at multiple atmospheric levels, this is not a natural rising of warmth of the ocean, it goes WAY TOO HIGH. Then, go back to surface level and look at the West coast of Africa where hurricanes get their start. There's NOTHING in the nursery AT ALL, this is a totally dead year for legit hurricanes. Which means it's not the hottest year ever recorded, that's a bold faced lie if no hurricanes are forming naturally and that's something no troll can allow to be noticed..One final Dorian comment (for now) Dorian is likely a synthetic storm and they can't get one part of it strong enough once it was pointed out that it was unrealistic to have one part of the eye wall with strong winds and another part passable by canoe. If they can't focus their weather maker in one spot of it, they cannot get any part of the storm strong enough to live up to their claims and they'll probably ditch it to the north without it making landfall so they can maintain their global warming myth. That is what I suspect will happen, and if so, they hoaxed 10 million people with this POS failure.
Over the last few years I have not seen ONE legit hurricane that was not at least accompanied by several tropical depressions or storms or hurricanes, and all of the Atlantic is nothing but a sea of glass both in front of and behind Dorian. That is not normal, but what I would expect if someone just could not have an entire season go without a single hurricane. If they ditch Dorian in the North Atlantic they can have their myth of their 2019 "monster" and how we "all got lucky". Hell, with Jedi troll out there, they could have nothing at all happening anywhere and simply wag the hurricane, why not wag 7 if the wind map is bullshit?

ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT WIND MAP IS OFF IS AN ABJECT TROLL. IT IS THE REFERENCE


FOR THE RECORD: THE GLOBAL WIND MAP IS BASED ENTIRELY ON SATELLITE AND RADAR DATA. 3 AGENCIES FED IT ACCURATE DATA. ANOTHER AGENCY THAT FED IT NO DATA AT ALL (NOAA) IS FALSIFYING THE HURRICANES, AND YES THE MEDIA IS LYING. OTHER AGENCIES CALLED NOAA'S BLUFF VIA THAT WIND MAP, BUT THE MEDIA WON'T REPORT THAT.


Wind map updated.

Dorian moved West and weakened from 88 mph to 78 mph, a HUGE drop. It is now a marginal cat 1.
There was no 6 AM update of the wind map

That is an anomaly. Still stuck with Dorian in the exact same spot and the exact same ground wind speeds of 81 mph (which would be a legit hurricane now, but I DOUBT IT IS, my debunk of the trolls surrounding my reporting on Dorian was too good, and somebody probably pulled some strings and corrupted that map.

[ziero0]

she told me is that everyone is staying put

She will be ok as long as she puts out her fan as instructed.

You know if this works then likely global warming can be fixed too.

[Horn]

This horrorcane is no joke at 175 mph winds

They've been "improving"those reports lately to match up with their junk science on global warming.

Catgory 5 is what used to be a 2

[Horn]

Looks like it spent 2 days showering Bahama with high tides,

then farted and went back the way their fans were pointed.

[ziero0]

Looks like it spent 2 days showering Bahama with high tides,

then farted and went back the way their fans were pointed.

It has been widely reported that Florida police are scanning neighborhoods for terrorists who insist upon pointing their fan discharge west to cause the horrorcane to come ashore.