Dachsie
21st January 2020, 02:37 PM
Science Paper Booboos !
Actual Quotes from submissions to science teachers
1. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin and water.
2. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpidars.
3. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
4. Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration and then expectoration.
5. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
6. H20 is hot water, C02 is cold water.
7. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
8. The body consists of three parts – the Branium, the Borax and the Abominable cavity. The Branium contains the brain, the Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the Abominable cavity contains the bowls of which there are five…a,e,i,o, and u.
9. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
10. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
11. The permanent teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors.
Liter: a nest of small puppies
Magnet: something you find crawling all over a dead cat
Equator: A menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa.
Actual Quotes from submissions to science teachers
1. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin and water.
2. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpidars.
3. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
4. Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration and then expectoration.
5. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
6. H20 is hot water, C02 is cold water.
7. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
8. The body consists of three parts – the Branium, the Borax and the Abominable cavity. The Branium contains the brain, the Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the Abominable cavity contains the bowls of which there are five…a,e,i,o, and u.
9. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
10. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
11. The permanent teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors.
Liter: a nest of small puppies
Magnet: something you find crawling all over a dead cat
Equator: A menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa.