A Solution To The Economic Cris

[ziero0]

CRISIS ...It's simple really.

I don't know why nobody else has come up with this idea.

I should patent the idea but once everyone takes action on this idea money will be obsolete and defending such a patent would be pointless.

Here goes.

Just change your name to Bill Gates and start writing checks.

There you have it. Simple. No pain. Just 300 million Americans choosing to be known as Bill Gates. Instant and unlimited wealth.

Go for it, America. My gift to you today

[osoab]

Why would you do that if you are already the King of the World? Why stop at Gates? Why not the Queen, Pope, or Bezos?

[ziero0]

Why would you do that if you are already the King of the World? Why stop at Gates? Why not the Queen, Pope, or Bezos?

I would suggest a better title would be The Sultan of Swing but people will be quick to point out lack of performance with a title such as this.

As titles go I prefer Autochthon but in financial situation I can become Bill Gates in the blink of an eye.

Being the Queen of England works well in UK countries though I wouldn't attempt to be Pope in Iran.