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17th August 2022, 05:20 AM
We hold these truths to be self evident. That all Men lie. That politicians and news broadcasters lie non-stop and with Evil intent. That not just White Men lie but Men of all Races, Color and National Origin lie. That Women are not exempt from lying but blame their lies on Men which is a blatant lie. That whenever a mouth is opened a lie is emitted. That whenever a word is written a lie is memorialized.
We therefore produce this Declaration of Freedom From Servitude and recognize the basic principle that it is all a lie because the truth about lies is that all truth may be interpreted as a lie. Basic to truth is the formation of a lie to balance it.
Two examples
1. Nixon "I am not a crook" is a truth converted to a lie because only a crook can identify another crook.
2. Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" is the truth converted to a lie because he clearly wanted to have sex with that woman but settled for cigar-gate because Viagra had not yet been invented.
To stop these abuses against Truth we, the Undersigned, agree to inhale a large breath of Truth before exhaling a lungfull of CO2 mixed with lies. Better living through global warming than servitude though lies.
[The preceding article is proposed as a Declaration to free the next generation from the abuses of the past ...no...it is just a lie]
We therefore produce this Declaration of Freedom From Servitude and recognize the basic principle that it is all a lie because the truth about lies is that all truth may be interpreted as a lie. Basic to truth is the formation of a lie to balance it.
Two examples
1. Nixon "I am not a crook" is a truth converted to a lie because only a crook can identify another crook.
2. Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" is the truth converted to a lie because he clearly wanted to have sex with that woman but settled for cigar-gate because Viagra had not yet been invented.
To stop these abuses against Truth we, the Undersigned, agree to inhale a large breath of Truth before exhaling a lungfull of CO2 mixed with lies. Better living through global warming than servitude though lies.
[The preceding article is proposed as a Declaration to free the next generation from the abuses of the past ...no...it is just a lie]