ziero0
10th October 2022, 06:38 AM
The charge is 5th degree theft. Of WATER!
The trial will be in a month. The plaintiff is The State of Iowa.
The location is Marengo, Iowa.
The alleged perp is an 81 year old one armed man (much like the one in The Fugitive).
The crime? He walked to a city fountain, used a styrofoam pail to draw some water which he then used to fill a radiator on his car so that he could drive to a radiator shop.
I kid you not!
His counselor is attempting to contact the ACLU.
The trial will be in a month. The plaintiff is The State of Iowa.
The location is Marengo, Iowa.
The alleged perp is an 81 year old one armed man (much like the one in The Fugitive).
The crime? He walked to a city fountain, used a styrofoam pail to draw some water which he then used to fill a radiator on his car so that he could drive to a radiator shop.
I kid you not!
His counselor is attempting to contact the ACLU.