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ziero0
20th February 2023, 06:55 PM
Be it enacted by both Houses of Congress combined that Sorcery and Witchcraft are forces deemed to be in abrogation to the concept of fair elections. Therefore as a final test to the fairness of any election and to finally put an end to all disputes the matter shall be determined by strapping 20 lbs of lead weight to each ankle of the politician winning said election and casting him into a pond. Should he perchance drown the election shall be deemed fair.