Rep. Johnson gaffe: Guam might capsize

[madfranks]

Who are these idiots in charge? And no, it's not the onion.


Johnson's comments came during a House Armed Services Committee meeting as he questioned Adm. Robert Willard, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, about the impact of U.S. troops on the little island.

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," Johnson said, straight-faced and seemingly serious.

The admiral seemed to take the question seriously, too. "We don't anticipate that," he said, proceeding to describe the population on Guam.

http://www.ajc.com/news/rep-johnson-gaffe-guam-426715.html

[mamboni]

Who are these idiots in charge? And no, it's not the onion.


Johnson's comments came during a House Armed Services Committee meeting as he questioned Adm. Robert Willard, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, about the impact of U.S. troops on the little island.

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," Johnson said, straight-faced and seemingly serious.

The admiral seemed to take the question seriously, too. "We don't anticipate that," he said, proceeding to describe the population on Guam.

http://www.ajc.com/news/rep-johnson-gaffe-guam-426715.html


Well, there's a perfect explanation for this montrous idiocy: Johnson was educated in the Al Gore school of earth science. You know, "it's millions of degrees under the earth's surface" Al Gore. Oh, he also invented the internet. :o

[Brent]

I have to warn you, it is tough to watch this kind of incompetence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

He wasn't speaking in metaphor. He was speaking literally. ROFL

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

what a fvkin dolt

He hit some good shit before he stepped up to the mike.

lol - the admaril's face was priceless

[madfranks]

Well, there's a perfect explanation for this montrous idiocy: Johnson was educated in the Al Gore school of earth science. You know, "it's millions of degrees under the earth's surface" Al Gore. Oh, he also invented the internet. :o


Is this the real mamboni? From GIM1? If so, welcome! Glad to see you! ;D

[I am me, I am free]

How much more proof does one need to see this is a nation of morons?

[mamboni]

Well, there's a perfect explanation for this montrous idiocy: Johnson was educated in the Al Gore school of earth science. You know, "it's millions of degrees under the earth's surface" Al Gore. Oh, he also invented the internet. :o


Is this the real mamboni? From GIM1? If so, welcome! Glad to see you! ;D


Yes, it is I, for better or for worse. I am glad to be here - this is a very spirited crowd indeed! A promising beginning!

[Brent]

Bump. This is good for at least a hearty laugh if not a literal LOL or ROFL.

[Argentium]

This is right up there with the "it drank preddy gud" speech from a state rep from Alabama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZoTJzh13n8&feature=related

[General of Darkness]

LMAO, he's probably saying this to people who rebroadcast it.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/thats_racist0.gif

[Desolation LineTrimmer]

Love the way the general vigorously itches his eye-socket to keep from laughing out loud. It's kind of an abbreviated head slap.

[cigarlover]

That guy probably should start over in the 6th grade yet he's a congresscritter? For who? Detroit?

Mamboni, good to see you here!!!

[Apparition]

This is the best and brightest of Congress anyway.

[willie pete]

Tip Over? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing019.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[iOWNme]

Thank you Public Education system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

[FiftySense]

You guys are out of your minds. This man is brilliant enough to become our next president. In fact he is almost over-qualified..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnve-2iyRgM&feature=related

[RJB]

I've been hit up for spare change from more articulate crackheads