FiftySense
6th April 2010, 06:15 PM
Hey this may come in handy some day.. ya never know.
A redneck was recently stopped by a game warden in central Mississippi carrying two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"‘Naw sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got no need for none o' them there licenses. These here are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim around for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden
said, "Well?"
"Well, what?"
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!" exclaimed the warden.
"What fish?" asked the redneck. =]
A redneck was recently stopped by a game warden in central Mississippi carrying two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"‘Naw sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got no need for none o' them there licenses. These here are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim around for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden
said, "Well?"
"Well, what?"
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!" exclaimed the warden.
"What fish?" asked the redneck. =]