You probably won't believe this but...

[Ifyouseekay]

from another site i frequent... don't know this person directly, but have no reason to doubt this happened! ;D

"Friend of my close friend/co-worker has a 19 yr old kid, he is mentally handicapped, but can typically be left alone. His mom is a nurse and calls every hour or so to check on him.

Well last week she called him, and he had told her he caught a Gnome! what the crap? She said "ok sweetie" and thought nothing of it.

Until she got home, and realized there was a "little person" locked in the closet.

He was a fucking census worker, and her son thought he was the travelocity Gnome..... Lawl...

Little person just filed a lawsuit against the family... this should be interesting."

[Spectrism]

Old story from Sweden.

My wife came home with it last week as "I caught a Troll! I caught a Troll!"
And it was about a little census worker.

Before I posted it here, I did a search.

It was not in South Carolina... or from a friend of a close friend of anyone here. Here is the story.
http://answerology.cosmopolitan.com/index.aspx/question/2675803_I-caught-a-troll-I-caught-me-a-troll.html

But then, who knows how true that is!

http://thedawghowse.blogspot.com/2010/03/mom-i-caught-troll.html

[iOWNme]

The Census is using dwarfs and midgets?



:)

[Libertarian_Guard]

The axe will come down hard on this kid, even if he is mentally handicapped. There are very strict laws on the books about false imprisonment of Trolls.

But there is an open season for booting them off internet forums.

[MarketNeutral]

The Census is using dwarfs and midgets?


How do they ring the door bell?

[ximmy]

The axe will come down hard on this kid, even if he is mentally handicapped. There are very strict laws on the books about false imprisonment of Trolls.

But there is an open season for booting them off internet forums.


NOT a Troll... read carefully... Gnome!!! He caught ;D

[Libertarian_Guard]

The Census is using dwarfs and midgets?


How do they ring the door bell?


They use a stick that meets all federal regulations, OSHA approved, EPA approved, etc, etc. They cost about $600 each.

[iOWNme]

They use a stick that meets all federal regulations, OSHA approved, EPA approved, etc, etc. They cost about $600 each.


And will be imported from China.

You crack me up man...!

[mamboni]

The Census is using dwarfs and midgets?


How do they ring the door bell?


They use a stick that meets all federal regulations, OSHA approved, EPA approved, etc, etc. They cost about $600 each.


Seems appropos, considering how the government is always 'sticking it' to us (sorry, couldn't resist).

[illumin19]

I already believe it :D...........................


What happened??