Hunter S. Thompson really hated contracts

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2010/04/500x_hstcontract.jpg

This one was a contract they were trying to make him sign for a documentary. I don't think it worked out for them.

[sirgonzo420]

I'm not a big fan of contracts myself.


;D

[Ponce]

A shake of the hand is plenty good for me........or.........when I lend out large amount of cash the only verbal contract that I have is the following.... "If you don't pay as you have told me I will ..xxxx.. you, do you still want the money?", I ask the question three times and if three times the answer is yes I then give them the money................never lost a penny.

[Olmstein]

A shake of the hand is plenty good for me........or.........when I lend out large amount of cash the only verbal contract that I have is the following.... "If you don't pay as you have told me I will ..xxxx.. you, do you still want the money?", I ask the question three times and if three times the answer is yes I then give them the money................never lost a penny.


If you don't pay as you have told me I will kiss you, do you still want the money?

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

[Ponce]

Hahahahaahahahah, like I said...........it works every time.

[Saul Mine]

That contract sounds like they were looking for a sucker.

[Hatha Sunahara]

That contract sounds like they were looking for a sucker.


In most contracts one of the parties is a sucker. Particularly in employment contracts. Most big corporations and government include in their employment contracts that all the intellectual property you create belongs to them.

All your ideas are belong to us.

Sucker

Hatha