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Cebu_4_2
23rd April 2010, 04:31 PM
FVCK I'm in trouble!

THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
www[dot]fbi[dot]gov

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
23/04/2010

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)


Attn: Dear Beneficiary


This the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) We are writing in
response to our track light monitoring device which we received today
in our office about the illegal transactions that you have been
involve in for a long time now.

We understand from our general investigations that some con men from
West Africa has been ripping you off your hard earned money with the
pretense of dealing with ATM CARD Company,Loan,Transfer ,Lottery Board
and etc with the pretense of dealing with Mr Daniel Stock that will
deliver a Card to you and the proposed amount which was to be
transferred to you is the sum of $5,000,000 Usd as stated in our
record here.

We also got a complain from our German counterpart stating that your
identity/information's was used to dupe a German business man to the
tune of $400 Billion Usd by some West African Fraudsters which you
have been in contact with for some time now.

The German Government has ordered for your urgent arrest regarding the
crimes that was committed with your name,after all the series of
investigations conducted here in our office we tracked your record and
we found out that you have never been jailed or had any fraudulent
case that may jeopardize your image and personality.

All this information's are on record and we are going to use it
against you in the world court when this case will be brought before
it and we called the West African High Commission for an urgent
compensation for the bad deed that has been committed with your name.

The West African Government has made available the sum of $9 Million
Usd for your compensation and then we would like to inform you to stop
any further communications with the con men so that you will not be
brought before the law.

Don't forget that all your properties will be confiscated as soon as
you are jailed because it will be believed that you got them from
fraudulent and dubious business transactions like the one that you are
in right now.

We have forwarded a copy of this information's to all the states crime
agencies including,

National Crime Information Center (NCIC)

CrimTrac Agency, Canberra,

Crime and Corruption Commission

Crime and Misconduct Commission

Home Land Security Service.

Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)

Nigerian Local Metropolitan Police (NLMP)

So all you need to do right now in other to clear your name from the
spammer list which has already been forwarded to our office is to
secure the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE immediately.

This Certificate will then clear your name from the scammers list and
also after the Certificate has been issued to you, you will then
forward it to the payment officer for the urgent transfer of your
compensation funds of $9 Million Usd.

You are required to forward to us your private contact number for oral
communications and don't forget that you will be given only 72hours to
secure the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE or you will face the law and its
consequences.

Your e-mail address is now under our e-mail track monitor, so you
should make sure that you don't respond to any e-mail that is being
sent to you from anybody or organization that claims to be working for
the West Africa Government.

Never you forward any part of our contact with you to the con men and
seize all further communication with any ATM CARD Company or the main
impostor (MR DANIEL STOCK) acting for the release of the funds to you.

Forward the information's/documents that was forwarded to you by those
criminals that you have been in contact with for a long time now.

Get back to us as soon as you receive this e-mail so that we can guild
you on how to secure the Certificate within 72hours.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
Mr John Martins 11
FBI SPECIAL AGENT
Waiting replay at : garry.walker12@usa.com

crazychicken
23rd April 2010, 04:39 PM
This certainly sounds official--WOW!

I am impressed.

Are you going to jump right on it or let them COME TO GET YOU!

This is SOOOOO exciting!

CC

wildcard
23rd April 2010, 04:48 PM
Maybe if their syntax and grammar didn't sound like a nigerian scam artist with a new device...

Cebu_4_2
23rd April 2010, 05:11 PM
HAHA the grammar is always the give away, I got to the first sentence... typical, thought it would be fun to post though.



Maybe if their syntax and grammar didn't sound like a nigerian scam artist with a new device...

wildcard
23rd April 2010, 05:25 PM
These guys are going about it all wrong. They need to round up their 20 kids half naked and dirty and set them in the living room (otherwise known as their tin roof shack at the edge of the dump) and take some pitiful pictures. Then mass email them to the sympathetic and guilt ridden North Americans. Women would probably bankrupt their families from over-giving.

Saul Mine
23rd April 2010, 06:49 PM
http://www.blinne.org/photos/uncategorized/siren.gif

You're in a heap o' trouble, boy!

Ponce
23rd April 2010, 06:54 PM
I can only wonder if those guys in Nigeria are working for Obama, after all, he is trying to get every penny that we (may have).

Shami-Amourae
23rd April 2010, 08:54 PM
I had no idea the FBI used www.mail.com for their E-mail services. Very professional!

TheNocturnalEgyptian
24th April 2010, 12:21 AM
Great - now the next E.C.H.E.L.O.N. sweep is going to get us on all those words...


THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
www[dot]fbi[dot]gov

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
23/04/2010

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)


Attn: Dear Beneficiary

Thanks a lot for getting caught, Cebu_4_2!

Next time, stay free.

wildcard
24th April 2010, 12:41 AM
I had no idea the FBI used www.mail.com for their E-mail services. Very professional!


Budget cuts ya know.