Goldman Sux takes huge short position on the Gulf of Mexico, 1 day ahead

[I am me, I am free]

These fuckers must be pyschic! What are the odds???

"One oil rig goes down and we're going to be rolling in dough...Suck it, fishies and birdies!" --Goldman Sux employee (the notorious) 'Fabulous Fab'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/goldman-sachs-reveals-it_b_558774.html

[sirgonzo420]

These f*ckers must be pyschic! What are the odds???

"One oil rig goes down and we're going to be rolling in dough...Suck it, fishies and birdies!" --Goldman Sux employee (the notorious) 'Fabulous Fab'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/goldman-sachs-reveals-it_b_558774.html


They must have a copy of the script...

:o

[Gaillo]

I think the full snippet of this article bears repeating... this is such sick and twisted shiit that EVERYONE should be made aware:


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - In what is looming as another public relations predicament for Goldman Sachs, the banking giant admitted today that it made "a substantial financial bet against the Gulf of Mexico" one day before the sinking of an oil rig in that body of water.

The new revelations came to light after government investigators turned up new emails from Goldman employee Fabrice "Fabulous Fab" Tourre in which he bragged to a girlfriend that the firm was taking a "big short" position on the Gulf.

"One oil rig goes down and we're going to be rolling in dough," Mr. Tourre wrote in one email. "Suck it, fishies and birdies!"

The news about Goldman's bet against the Gulf comes on the heels of embarrassing revelations that the firm had taken a short position on Lindsay Lohan's acting career. More here.

[k-os]

Holy crap. That is insane. Words cannot express the anger I am feeling right now. It's just another "is this it?" moment for me. When the world crumbles and TSHTF, we should have a deck of cards with these guys on the cards, if you know what I mean.

[Ares]

Purely coincidental I'm sure. :oo-->

[Ifyouseekay]

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[rurounikitsune]

Borowitz is satire

come on people

[I am me, I am free]

These f*ckers must be pyschic! What are the odds???

"One oil rig goes down and we're going to be rolling in dough...Suck it, fishies and birdies!" --Goldman Sux employee (the notorious) 'Fabulous Fab'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/goldman-sachs-reveals-it_b_558774.html


They must have a copy of the script...

:o



I would laugh it wasn't so serious. The sad thing is most people are so stupid, even with in your face "evidence" like this they still believe it was just luck.

It's as if they (GS) know that we (the upper 1% that actually have a clue) know exactly what's going on, and they're just rubbing it in our face. F*ckers.


Well, we got the Kenyan mulatto monkeyboy rubbing the eligibility issue in our faces last Sat. nite. Dunno how it can get more blatant than that.

[Gaillo]

Borowitz is satire

come on people


So this isn't a real news story? Can anyone confirm?

[rurounikitsune]

the bit about lindsay lohan's career didn't tip anyone off? :\

[Brent]

Borowitz is satire

come on people


So this isn't a real news story? Can anyone confirm?


How about this part, "The news about Goldman's bet against the Gulf comes on the heels of embarrassing revelations that the firm had taken a short position on Lindsay Lohan's acting career."

Kind of obvious its supposed to be humor.

[Phenix Pawn]

"Goldman Crack shorted those 11 workers."

Let's find out why this time shall we?

however

Doesn't it feel like we are being drawn to certain Villians?

watch for that flag (false)

[Book]

Borowitz is satire


To Goldman Sachs the world is one big casino wherein you play with other people's retirement pensions.

[I am me, I am free]

Borowitz is satire

come on people


Thx for bringing that to light.

A joo 'entertainer' getting his kicks by jerking people around - now that's something you never see.

[KumbayaMan]

How the hell does one "short the Gulf of Mexico"????? :dunno
Sure this didnt come from the Onion.....? :oo-->

[sirgonzo420]

How the hell does one "short the Gulf of Mexico"????? :dunno
Sure this didnt come from the Onion.....? :oo-->


I'd say by shorting businesses that have a vested interest in the Gulf... like BP.

[Korbin Dallas]

Next thing your gonna tell me is this story is satire:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/breaking-large-air-spill_n_560762.html :o

[Desolation LineTrimmer]

Who would have thunk Goldman Sachs would be the ones to let Cthulhu loose, and for filthy lucre no less!

[KumbayaMan]

How the hell does one "short the Gulf of Mexico"????? :dunno
Sure this didnt come from the Onion.....? :oo-->


I'd say by shorting businesses that have a vested interest in the Gulf... like BP.


Gonz... nothing would surpise me anymore but wouldnt a real "journalist" just say they shorted BP???
Point is, they cant "short the gulf", that's why me thinks it's satire... ;D

[k-os]

See what blind hate does? It makes me blind. :-) Whoops.

[sirgonzo420]

How the hell does one "short the Gulf of Mexico"????? :dunno
Sure this didnt come from the Onion.....? :oo-->


I'd say by shorting businesses that have a vested interest in the Gulf... like BP.


Gonz... nothing would surpise me anymore but wouldnt a real "journalist" just say they shorted BP???
Point is, they cant "short the gulf", that's why me thinks it's satire... ;D



Yeah, a REAL journalist would say that... but good luck finding a REAL journalist!

And yeah, this appears to be satire, but I would not be shocked to learn of goldman sachs shorting BP.

[Horn]

Borowitz is satire


To Goldman Sachs the world is one big casino wherein you play with other people's retirement pensions.


What a racket...

the key here is 1 day before.

[Grand Master Melon]

How the hell does one "short the Gulf of Mexico"????? :dunno
Sure this didnt come from the Onion.....? :oo-->


You can buy weather derivatives, I wouldn't be at all surpised if you could short the Gulf of Mexico as crazy as it sounds.

These dumbasses will bet on or against anything so the Lohan part didn't really surprise me either.

[EE_]

Well, we got the Kenyan mulatto monkeyboy rubbing the eligibility issue in our faces last Sat. nite. Dunno how it can get more blatant than that.


I'm sorry, you'll have to retract your statement. In order for someone to be mulatto, one parent has to be white and the other black.

Here is the truth about Mr. Obama's name, and his father's ancestors:

True Negro tribal members of western Kenya where his father was born have Christian names, not Arabic. His father's decision to name him with an Arabic name is a matter of his father establishing his ethnic identity in Africa - it is done deliberately to separate him from the African tribes. He may live among them, but he is not one of them. His father's message is that he is Arabic, not Negro.

Many will find these truths unsettling. I'm often asked, "But I thought his father was Kenyan. How could Mr. Obama not be African-American, how could his ethnic composition be so Arabic?"

The definitive clue to that answer is to look at his name, his father's name, and the names of all his ancestors on his father's side. They are all Arabic.

Researching his roots reveal that on his father's side, he is descended from Arab slave traders. They operated under an extended grant from Queen Victoria, who gave them the right to continue the slave trade in exchange for helping the British defeat the Madhi Army in southern Sudan and the Upper Nile region.
http://kennethelamb.blogspot.com/2008/02/barak-obama-questions-about-ethnic.html

[wildcard]

See what blind hate does? It makes me blind. :-) Whoops.


Take that back. Sukhoi is a hippie and I'll vouch for him. :banrasta

He was* deceitfully tricked by an evil jew. Happens to all of us.

[Shami-Amourae]

That was mean! I actually believed that was real for a moment.

[Horn]

Researching his roots reveal that on his father's side, he is descended from Arab slave traders. They operated under an extended grant from Queen Victoria, who gave them the right to continue the slave trade in exchange for helping the British defeat the Madhi Army in southern Sudan and the Upper Nile region.
http://kennethelamb.blogspot.com/2008/02/barak-obama-questions-about-ethnic.html


Wait, I thought the Anglo-Saxons were the good guys? James bond worked for them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y

[RJB]

Well this is released to the public to show that G. Sux is evil and we need a world bank openly regulating all of it, IMHO.