Libertytree
22nd May 2010, 09:21 PM
I wish I would have had this the other day(s)!
All of this takes place in my garage/office.
I had a census worker (30ish female) stop by my house, though not for my info but of the vacant house down the street. She was rather adamant in her questions about who lived there, how long ago did they move and if I knew how to contact them. I'm trying to tell her I don't know squat but she keeps asking, I finally said "you ain't gettin' it, I don't know shit and even if I did I ain't the fvcking info desk at the Holiday Inn Express!"
Then!, she had the stupidity to ask me to sign a form stating what I don't know or refuse to answer!!! At this point I said it's time for you to leave I'm not giving yaw'll sh!t and crack another beer,...Goodbye!
Two days later..an older fella shows up, he says "hi, how are ya" and I say "good and you sir?" hell, I thought he was pushin' religion. He says "I'm with the census and I have some questions for ya", I reply "no ya don't, you have one question to ask me...how many people live here"..he says "the list is a little longer than that", I say, "no, it's not" as I hand him a highlighted pocket Constitution of said article. He says "one of them?"...I say "no, one of millions"...."you're old enough to know better sir, you took civic classes and you know better too". The ol' boy shut up and said "good day" as he walked back to his car.
Now for as much fun as I had with those two, I wish I would have had one of these forms for them to fill out before I answered anything, all of a sudden the shoe is on the other foot.
http://faemalia.net/PublicServantQuestionnaire.pdf
All of this takes place in my garage/office.
I had a census worker (30ish female) stop by my house, though not for my info but of the vacant house down the street. She was rather adamant in her questions about who lived there, how long ago did they move and if I knew how to contact them. I'm trying to tell her I don't know squat but she keeps asking, I finally said "you ain't gettin' it, I don't know shit and even if I did I ain't the fvcking info desk at the Holiday Inn Express!"
Then!, she had the stupidity to ask me to sign a form stating what I don't know or refuse to answer!!! At this point I said it's time for you to leave I'm not giving yaw'll sh!t and crack another beer,...Goodbye!
Two days later..an older fella shows up, he says "hi, how are ya" and I say "good and you sir?" hell, I thought he was pushin' religion. He says "I'm with the census and I have some questions for ya", I reply "no ya don't, you have one question to ask me...how many people live here"..he says "the list is a little longer than that", I say, "no, it's not" as I hand him a highlighted pocket Constitution of said article. He says "one of them?"...I say "no, one of millions"...."you're old enough to know better sir, you took civic classes and you know better too". The ol' boy shut up and said "good day" as he walked back to his car.
Now for as much fun as I had with those two, I wish I would have had one of these forms for them to fill out before I answered anything, all of a sudden the shoe is on the other foot.
http://faemalia.net/PublicServantQuestionnaire.pdf