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willie pete
10th June 2010, 02:03 PM
Sorry if this story steps on any corns here, it's just my opinion, I hate snakes and will never understand how someone would want one as a pet....

Neb. man dies after being strangled by pet snake
MARGERY A. BECK
From Associated Press
June 10, 2010 6:30 PM EDT
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — A suburban Omaha man has died after being strangled by his 9-foot, 25-pound pet boa constrictor, authorities said Thursday. Cory Byrne, 34, of Papillion died Wednesday night at a local hospital, just hours after police and paramedics pried the snake from around his neck, police said.

Byrne had been showing the snake to a friend when it wrapped around his shoulders and neck and squeezed, Sarpy County Attorney Lee Polikov said.

An officer was called to Byrne's apartment near downtown Papillion around 5:40 p.m. The officer found Byrne on the ground with the snake still around his neck.

Paramedics soon arrived and helped get the snake off Byrne and into a cage.

The Nebraska Humane Society in Omaha has taken custody of the male red-tailed boa constrictor, said spokesman Mark Langan.

The snake appears to have been well-fed, said Langan, who added he did not know what might have led the snake to strangle its owner.

"The sad reality is, whether its a dog or a cat or snake, no matter how much you trust an animal, they react unpredictably in certain situations," Langan said. "Once a snake clamps down like that, they're extremely strong. It would have been very difficult for one person to remove that snake."

Langan said he believes it was Nebraska's first fatality from a pet snake.

The Humane Society of the United States says at least 13 people have been killed in the U.S. by pet pythons — which are also constrictors — since 1980.

"But as far as I know, this is the first time someone has been killed by a pet boa constrictor," said Beth Preiss, the society's captive wildlife regulation specialist.

Polikov, who also serves as the county's coroner, said strangulation has been ruled as the cause of death.

No citations or charges are planned, Polikov said, as it appears no laws were broken.

"There's already discussion about looking at the law," he said. "Omaha has an ordinance against such animals; Papillion doesn't. There's no state controlling law."

Polikov said authorities are now trying to determine what to do with the snake, but are leaning toward placing it with a zoo or sanctuary.



I guess a year or so ago, up in central FL, a couple's pet snake got out of it's cage one night, found their little baby and strangled it, by the time they got to it, the snake was trying to eat the baby...stupid and sad at the same time

*Link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31684161/ns/us_news-life/

SLV^GLD
10th June 2010, 02:28 PM
I do not hate snakes.
I think it is wise to propagate snakes for scientific purposes such as Herpetology and to develop anti-venoms.
That said, snakes... hell, reptiles, do not make pets. The human may form some bizarre attachment to the animal but be rest assured the snake remains a cold-hearted (blooded as well) survival machine. Part of its survival is consuming warm-blooded mammals with low defense mechanisms. Humans fit the bill perfectly for an appropriately sized snake. Thus, it is quite the Darwinian Stupidity to try to keep a snake capable of eating you in your house and have the audacity to call it a pet.

Carbon
10th June 2010, 03:50 PM
This is prolly a runner-up - no death, but it could have been close:

50cal Mishap (http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1048331)

WHILE MOUNTING THE M2 MACHINE GUN ONTO THE TURRET SYSTEM OF HIS MATV DURING PRE-COMBAT CHECKS, THIS SOLDIER EXPERIENCED DIFFICULTY INSERTING THE LOCKING PIN ON THE MOD 93 MACHINE GUN MOUNT. THE SOLDIER THEN ATTEMPTED TO FORCE THE LOCKING PIN INTO PLACE WITH A ROCK. AFTER THIS FAILED, HE THEN SECURED A LOOSE .50 CAL ROUND, USING IT TO HAMMER AT THE LOCKING PIN, ATTEMPTING TO FORCE THE LOCKING PIN INTO PLACE. AFTER SEVERAL HITS WITH THE .50 CAL ROUND, THE PRIMER ACTIVATED, SETTING THE ROUND OFF IN THE SOLDIER’S HAND. THE INJURIES SUFFERED TO HIS RIGHT HAND, MIDDLE, RING AND PINKIE FINGERS ON HIS RIGHT HAND ARE SHOWN BELOW TO THE RIGHT.

Warning: Disgustingly Graphic Image Here (http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s260/avenged87fold/hand.jpg)

Edit: removed graphic image

Heimdhal
10th June 2010, 04:20 PM
Carbon,

I saw that on another forum. That was a total "Holy Shit, can a person be that dumb" moment.

Also, I might suggest putting a graphic warning on your pic there, some of our quesier members might not like the look of exploded bubble gum hand! :D

I think next we might hear of a bomb tech trying to use some c4 to change his tire!