Why Would I Want Five Dollars in Canada Money?

[philo beddoe]

What the naive wench said at Starfucks today. It's funny, because I think the bitches might of understood if I tipped 'em a silver eagle. But that's what I had in my pocket. Anyways, the real target was the other blonde. Watch 'em light up light christmas trees when they find out what it's really worth.

[gunDriller]

What the naive wench said at Starf*cks today. It's funny, because I think the bitches might of understood if I tipped 'em a silver eagle. But that's what I had in my pocket. Anyways, the real target was the other blonde. Watch 'em light up light christmas trees when they find out what it's really worth.


you tipped a Starpuke's barista 1 ounce of Silver Maple ?

Jesus, you're generous !

[philo beddoe]

What the naive wench said at Starf*cks today. It's funny, because I think the bitches might of understood if I tipped 'em a silver eagle. But that's what I had in my pocket. Anyways, the real target was the other blonde. Watch 'em light up light christmas trees when they find out what it's really worth.


you tipped a Starpuke's barista 1 ounce of Silver Maple ?

Jesus, you're generous !
I've been around the block quite a few times. You would not believe how often this has led to something more.....and any girl willing to work for eight bucks will never charge that much for sex ( they all do)I've been going there 4 years and almost never tipped.

[Ash_Williams]

Hahaha. I once dropped a couple silver half dollars in the case of this cute lady that played violin at the outdoor flea market. I had just bought about 35 of them for a stupid low price so was feeling generous and expecting nothing. Next week I was there buying some vegetables and she waved me over and handed me a note with her name and number.

[philo beddoe]

Hahaha. I once dropped a couple silver half dollars in the case of this cute lady that played violin at the outdoor flea market. I had just bought about 35 of them for a stupid low price so was feeling generous and expecting nothing. Next week I was there buying some vegetables and she waved me over and handed me a note with her name and number.
Thanks Ash. You know, I could be going to this starbucks for the next 20 years. So, $1 a year to have a good reputation.

[Sparky]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.

[Skirnir]

Chicks say they want 'nice guys' who are sensitive, metrosexual, etc. but they really want assholes who pretend not to give a :o about them.

[Liquid]

LOL, in philo's defense, it's really not manipulation since the gal's a willing part of the mutual enjoyment. It's actually quite funny, philo's just presenting an opportunity to the women, but they make the decision for themselves. The 'reason' for it isn't important.

As they say, regarding sex, women need a reason while men just need a place. Philo just offered a reason, that's all. ;D

[Liquid]

Chicks say they want 'nice guys' who are sensitive, metrosexual, etc. but they really want assholes who pretend not to give a :o about them.


Generally 'nice' means weak, in woman speak. BTW, never date a gal who's looking for a 'nice' guy, all that means is the last 80 dudes she's dated were self absorbed assholes. Her past actions will determine her future.

[madfranks]

I would do this if I found a $5 Canadian.


EDIT: Fixed image hotlink problem. -Gaillo

[philo beddoe]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.

[philo beddoe]

This is the same place I show up at 8 AM with hot chicks. I hire secretaries occasionally, and the requirement is that they be hott, can make a phone call and run errands with me.

[sirgonzo420]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.


LOL.

"Big words"?

hahahahahahaha

sorry.... I found that funny.

[ximmy]

She probably gave it to the cute guy at the end of the counter after you left... ;D

[philo beddoe]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.


LOL.

"Big words"?

hahahahahahaha

sorry.... I found that funny.
Veneer.....benevolece....reciprocation....gratific ation

[Skirnir]

...those are not large words.

[sirgonzo420]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.


LOL.

"Big words"?

hahahahahahaha

sorry.... I found that funny.
Veneer.....benevolece....reciprocation....gratific ation


Look 'em up if you don't know 'em.

You're white, right?

I just hate seeing white people complain about "big words", and the like.

"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..."

[philo beddoe]

She probably gave it to the cute guy at the end of the counter after you left... ;D
Girls feel guilty when they make themselves out to be an ass."
1) Why would I" means she is selfish. The tip jar I am sure is divided between everyone later, as their is only one, and the register is manned by many people
2) She grabbed it immediately, it shows
A) She was watching the tip jar
B ) most waitresses know it is a big no no to look over the tip when the customer is still there. Something about looking a git horse in the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpbf_V8tAc&feature=related

[philo beddoe]

...those are not large words.
Well, for someone of your education level no, but for us common laymen yes ;D

[philo beddoe]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.


LOL.

"Big words"?

hahahahahahaha

sorry.... I found that funny.
Veneer.....benevolece....reciprocation....gratific ation


Look 'em up if you don't know 'em.

You're white, right?

I just hate seeing white people complain about "big words", and the like.

"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..."

I know every one of those words gonzer....... like I'm fucking stupid ...yeah...don't think so... The point was, it was over worded and complicated.

[sirgonzo420]

Veneer.....benevolece....reciprocation....gratific ation



Look 'em up if you don't know 'em.

You're white, right?

I just hate seeing white people complain about "big words", and the like.

"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..."

I know every one of those words gonzer....... like I'm f*cking stupid ...yeah...don't think so... The point was, it was over worded and complicated.


Ok. I was hoping you knew what those words mean.... Anyway, when you complain because of "big words", to someone who doesn't know any better, you may look like a bit of a 'tard.

[Sparky]

Let me get this straight...

You provided a generous tip to a Starbucks employee in the hopes that your veneer display of apparent benevolence would potentially lead to some sort of sexual reciprocation on the part of a third-party blonde who was witness to the act.

And you are upset because the young woman whom you were using as a pawn to manipulate your way to self-serving sexual gratification was unaware of the current exchange rate of a fiat currency that is not currently accepted as legal tender in the U.S.

Geez, I can see why you're pissed.
Why do you use big words when you can express yourself in a single simple sentence? Who says I am angry? Like I said, I rarely tip. And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.

I was just joking around with you. No harm intended. ;)

[gunDriller]

She probably gave it to the cute guy at the end of the counter after you left... ;D


yeah.

or another GIM'er came in and offered her $10 US. 8)

has anybody ever tried this with a gold fractional ?

[vacuum]

So the moral of the story is...silver is a DOG?

[sirgonzo420]

So the moral of the story is...silver is a DOG?


I miss the Outlaw!

:'(

[Liquid]

has anybody ever tried this with a gold fractional ?


Probably would backfire, she'd accuse you of calling her a gold digger! Haha.

Silver though is a nice unique 'gift', I could see why it worked for ol' philo.

[philo beddoe]

So the moral of the story is...silver is a DOG?
no.....reputations are gold.....I get mine for the price of silver....

[philo beddoe]

She probably gave it to the cute guy at the end of the counter after you left... ;D


yeah.

or another GIM'er came in and offered her $10 US. 8)

has anybody ever tried this with a gold fractional ?
Ken Slater at CNI told me he knew a guy who used to do it with 1/10......but that was when they were $29...I wouldn't do it....

[Uncle Salty]

Like I said, I rarely tip.[/quote]

Wow, you sound like a great guy.

[/quote]And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.
[/quote]

Sorry, but using $100 bills to try and get free cups of coffee is dorky. Cheap and dorky.

[philo beddoe]

Like I said, I rarely tip.

Wow, you sound like a great guy.

[/quote]And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.
[/quote]

Sorry, but using $100 bills to try and get free cups of coffee is dorky. Cheap and dorky.
[/quote]Envy doesn't suit you well. Are you mad because your $370 weekly check gets cashed in $20's?
I don't even waste my time with 20's

[philo beddoe]

LOL, in philo's defense, it's really not manipulation since the gal's a willing part of the mutual enjoyment. It's actually quite funny, philo's just presenting an opportunity to the women, but they make the decision for themselves. The 'reason' for it isn't important.

As they say, regarding sex, women need a reason while men just need a place. Philo just offered a reason, that's all. ;D
True, the manipulation is when they stick the little tip jar in your face.....and when they stuff it with ones to get you to think other people are tipping that much

[philo beddoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t42rtxbmQ7M&feature=related

[Ponce]

Like I wrote long ago.........the nudie joint that I used to go to I used to drop a one oz silver round at the feet of the real good looking ones, many warm nights did I have for only $5.16 that was what I paid for my silver rouns ;D

[Uncle Salty]

Like I said, I rarely tip.

Wow, you sound like a great guy.

And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.
[/quote]

Sorry, but using $100 bills to try and get free cups of coffee is dorky. Cheap and dorky.
[/quote]Envy doesn't suit you well. Are you mad because your $370 weekly check gets cashed in $20's?
I don't even waste my time with 20's
[/quote]

Nope. I walk around with plenty of hundreds in my pocket, but always find at least a single to tip. The fact that you take pride in not tipping and getting free stuff when you could pay for it is just pathetic.

You can't teach class.

[Uncle Salty]

What the naive wench said at Starf*cks today. It's funny, because I think the bitches might of understood if I tipped 'em a silver eagle. But that's what I had in my pocket. Anyways, the real target was the other blonde. Watch 'em light up light christmas trees when they find out what it's really worth.


Oh, and I forgot to add, nice touch on the misogyny. Wench, bitch. I bet every guy on this forum would feel great about you dating a sister or female friend of theirs.

What a great ambassador of precious metals you are.

[philo beddoe]

What the naive wench said at Starf*cks today. It's funny, because I think the bitches might of understood if I tipped 'em a silver eagle. But that's what I had in my pocket. Anyways, the real target was the other blonde. Watch 'em light up light christmas trees when they find out what it's really worth.


Oh, and I forgot to add, nice touch on the misogyny. Wench, bitch. I bet every guy on this forum would feel great about you dating a sister or female friend of theirs.

What a great ambassador of precious metals you are.

are you a bitch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ZGh1v6_9c&feature=related

[philo beddoe]

Like I said, I rarely tip.

Wow, you sound like a great guy.

And I often go in with a $100 bill When they don't have change for this, the give you a free cup. Now, if I went in there tomorrow and said, "well?", then I would be a dork.


Sorry, but using $100 bills to try and get free cups of coffee is dorky. Cheap and dorky.
[/quote]Envy doesn't suit you well. Are you mad because your $370 weekly check gets cashed in $20's?
I don't even waste my time with 20's
[/quote]

Nope. I walk around with plenty of hundreds in my pocket, but always find at least a single to tip. The fact that you take pride in not tipping and getting free stuff when you could pay for it is just pathetic.

You can't teach class.
[/quote]What can you teach? Apparently you think we have to tip at a glorified donut shop now. next, we will be tipping the 18 year old at Target and the old man greeting at walmart. Make sure to tip a cop next time he writes you a ticket. T.I.P. means 'to insure promptness; and should be exclusively for waiters and bellboys and such. But Mr. Smooth likes to order a double caramel frap for $3.65 and leave the change for a $5 every time.

[Awoke]

Sorry if I sound like an ass here, but the last thing I would do witha 0.9999% silver maple is hand it out to some air head as a tip.

(She may not be an air head, but I'm 99.995% sure she's a Blue-piller)

[Ponce]

Awoke? ALL the ladies at the strip join were going to college hahahahahahahhahaah.....or so they say.

[philo beddoe]

Well, went back first time in a week ha ha
1)Girl comes up and whispers to her friend while friend is taking my order
2) Girl starts loudly talking about how someone stole her fresh ironed apron
3) I wait, when my order is up, she pushes aside other girl and mixes me my drink
4) I pretend I don't notice, like it's really no big deal to drop a $20 tip
ha ha....Salty is just envious that he can't think of something like this

[Grand Master Melon]

Well, went back first time in a week ha ha
1)Girl comes up and whispers to her friend while friend is taking my order
2) Girl starts loudly talking about how someone stole her fresh ironed apron
3) I wait, when my order is up, she pushes aside other girl and mixes me my drink
4) I pretend I don't notice, like it's really no big deal to drop a $20 tip
ha ha....Salty is just envious that he can't think of something like this


Indeed. Obviously you're the first person to try and pick up a girl through the use of precious metals.

Damn you're good. :oo-->