OK, what's with the melon heads?

[General of Darkness]

Is this what the cool kids are doing these days?

[I am me, I am free]

I've always been under the impression that a 'melon head' was someone with a very large head.

[mamboni]

Is this what the cool kids are doing these days?


The first rule of Fruit Skinhead Club is not to talk about Fruit Skinhead club.

[General of Darkness]

Can someone make one for my wolf? ;D

[SLV^GLD]

Is this what the cool kids are doing these days?
Yes, it's the sign you're firmly in the group that wants to know they belong.
:oo-->

[the riot act]

What's a Fruit Skinhead Club?

Get it together everyone!

[madfranks]

Can someone make one for my wolf? ;D


Heh heh.

[JohnQPublic]

What's a Fruit Skinhead Club?

Get it together everyone!




Does the club have a secret handshake?

[General of Darkness]

Can someone make one for my wolf? ;D


Heh heh.


Holy crap.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Plastic]

I always thought it was a lime peel.... :P

[Ponce]

I've always been under the impression that a 'melon head' was someone with a very large head.


You are thinking of a "Water Head".

[Book]

What's a Fruit Skinhead Club?

Get it together everyone!




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

Referring to our Hyperfamily using disparaging terms is offense to say the least. Insulting our revered Dear Leader Hypertiger is an act of suicide.

You have all hereby been advised. We are everywhere. Hypertroopers are stationed worldwide to protect the honor of Hypertiger and defend our Hyperfamily:

[EE_]

I thought this was a club for us circumcised males that have been de-smegmad, as a way of having a pseudo sheath back?

http://www.mrdoobie.com/smegma.gif

[bellevuebully]

Mamboni,


I think my wolf and sheep would fancy a pair of hypermelon headcoverings if you wouldn't mind. You know, because I want to know I fit in.

[Book]

I thought this was a club for us circumcised males that have been de-smegmad, as a way of having a pseudo sheath back?



Hyperfamily members from around the world have joined for many personal reasons. Some out of great pain and suffering.

:D

[bellevuebully]

I thought this was a club for us circumcised males that have been de-smegmad, as a way of having a pseudo sheath back?

http://www.mrdoobie.com/smegma.gif


Ok, you got an applaud for that one. That's damn funny.

[Heimdhal]

You can not melon head bullet-face! he is too strong. ;)

[I am me, I am free]

I've always been under the impression that a 'melon head' was someone with a very large head.


You are thinking of a "Water Head".


No, I am not.

Years ago a buddy introduced me to a old school chum of his. He had a large frame (worked in the fire dept.) and his head was HUGE. My buddy introduced him to me as Melon Head. Later I asked him if that was an insult to his old school chum and he said, "Oh no, EVERYONE calls him Melon Head!"

[Heimdhal]

I've always been under the impression that a 'melon head' was someone with a very large head.


You are thinking of a "Water Head".


No, I am not.

Years ago a buddy introduced me to a old school chum of his. He had a large frame (worked in the fire dept.) and his head was HUGE. My buddy introduced him to me as Melon Head. Later I asked him if that was an insult to his old school chum and he said, "Oh no, EVERYONE calls him Melon Head!"


Maybe its a southern thing, cause we always called big headed people melon head, too.

[keehah]

It took five years after Profit Book first shared his vision whilst in heated posting with The Hyper Source and now we see the first legion of melon heads.

Remember folks, it takes a lot of patience to rule the world. ;


Referring to our Hyperfamily using disparaging terms is offense to say the least. Insulting our revered Dear Leader Hypertiger is an act of suicide.
Again one sees the might psychopathy of the elite and how its lies support its class at the top. Or to put it in initiate's terms, how the top sucks from the bottom.

Whilst Profit Book actually got his vision while insulting dear leader, he now bans what he used to suck power.

Today I expect Profit Book will call us who observed and participated in those historic events false profits. I have even heard it whispered that it was melon heads that took down GIM1 to hide the blasphemy!

One day, long after witnesses have all past even memory, only the writings of the early melonheads will have survived. They will take it and march forward as this new Hyperfamilies' teachings become fully subverted from original intent, and the legions suck their way to the top.

[cortez]

i dont have photo shop, this was the best i could do. climbing towards the great mellon ::)

[TPTB]

So who's going to start selling T-shirts?

[madfranks]

Mamboni,


I think my wolf and sheep would fancy a pair of hypermelon headcoverings if you wouldn't mind. You know, because I want to know I fit in.




I know I'm not mamboni, but see if you like this one.

[JDRock]

Mamboni,


I think my wolf and sheep would fancy a pair of hypermelon headcoverings if you wouldn't mind. You know, because I want to know I fit in.




I know I'm not mamboni, but see if you like this one.


mines impossible...

[Book]

It took five years after first telling the others about his vision whilst in heated posting with The Hyper Source and now Profit Book has founded a cult.



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

Hyperism goes back centuries keehah. Sure, Hypertiger woke me up at GIM but there were hints before that. I didn't know it at the time, but the famous caroonist Gary Larson was active at Hyperfamily Headquarters even before the internet was invented:


Gary Larson (born August 14, 1950) is the creator of The Far Side, a single-panel cartoon series which was syndicated internationally to newspapers for 15 years. Although the series ended with Larson's retirement on January 1, 1995, it is still available in numerous book collections.

Gary Larson had to go into early retirement and flee for his life to Hyperfamily Headquarters after posting his final cartoon:

[cortez]

somebody should put one on here :P the coin

[bellevuebully]

Mamboni,


I think my wolf and sheep would fancy a pair of hypermelon headcoverings if you wouldn't mind. You know, because I want to know I fit in.




I know I'm not mamboni, but see if you like this one.





Pretty good Mad. I'll buy that.

[JDRock]

....the top sucks from the bottom....till it all collapses...you are all fools...were all doomed...there is no hope...

[Book]

somebody should put one on here :P the coin

[cortez]

somebody should put one on here :P the coin




think the mods will go for it??? :ROFL: :ROFL:

[Book]

think the mods will go for it??? :ROFL: :ROFL:



This whole thingie is about lightening up such a doomer forum. It's going to be a long hot summer. More bad news. We need a little laughter here and I imagine the Mods don't mind one bit.

:)

[cortez]

your right . when i first saw the mellons i laughed my ass off. especially mamboni's. hope more join in on the fun. ::)

[1970 silver art]

think the mods will go for it??? :ROFL: :ROFL:



This whole thingie is about lightening up such a doomer forum. It's going to be a long hot summer. More bad news. We need a little laughter here and I imagine the Mods don't mind one bit.

:)


Yeah we need all of the laughter and sense of humor that we can muster up because it will be a long and hot summer for a lot of people. You cannot have 100% Doom and Gloom all of the time. I doubt that the mods will not mind. After all, they are also part of the Hyperfamily. ;D

[MNeagle]

Now we really need the last frame of the Hitler GSUS video to have Hilter in the lime-hat!! That would have people wondering!! lol!

[Book]

your right . when i first saw the melons i laughed my ass off. especially mamboni's. hope more join in on the fun. ::)



http://gold-silver.us/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2968;type=avatar

It was Mamboni who STARTED this most recent laughfest.

:D

[Hermie]

think the mods will go for it??? :ROFL: :ROFL:



This whole thingie is about lightening up such a doomer forum. It's going to be a long hot summer. More bad news. We need a little laughter here and I imagine the Mods don't mind one bit.

:)


Sounds right to me.

[Mouse]

.......................

[Book]

Now we really need the last frame of the Hitler GSUS video to have Hilter in the lime-hat!! That would have people wondering!! lol!

[Hermie]

Some of the older boys gave you some bad advice son...

[Tumbleweed]

What's a Fruit Skinhead Club?

Get it together everyone!




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

Referring to our Hyperfamily using disparaging terms is offense to say the least. Insulting our revered Dear Leader Hypertiger is an act of suicide.

You have all hereby been advised. We are everywhere. Hypertroopers are stationed worldwide to protect the honor of Hypertiger and defend our Hyperfamily:




Book one of the funniest things that stuck in my mind from the old site several years ago was when there was a big row going on with Hypertiger and you were involved in it. Your comment was "us cats got to stick together". Ha! Ha! ;D

[Cebu_4_2]

Can someone hook up my cat? I can't do anything with it here... that's a real picture too, I know nothing about photochop.

[StackerKen]

Hi Cebu

Im not very good at it.

Others here are.

Im sure they will do better than I can.

But here's my best shot

[BabushkaLady]

Anyone want to fit my BigHorn Sheeple for me?

[keehah]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D1ZZyTOG7tQ/SxEngfnPMJI/AAAAAAAAGLk/no9_aRPcJDI/s1600/Lidsville+Gold+Key+4++(03).jpg

[Book]

Anyone want to fit my BigHorn Sheeple for me?

[StackerKen]

Anyone want to fit my BigHorn Sheeple for me?


That looks like a tough one Lady.
I would be glad to help but, I better let the more experienced guys tackle it. :)

[Book]

:oo-->

[Buddha]

Sorry to add more to the load, even though you all are nothing more than a bunch of morons. My silver Buddha would really appreciate one. He shuns material possessions, but just cannot resist the urge of the melon.

[Book]

My silver Buddha would really appreciate one.


That one requires a Photoshop Pro like Mamboni or Madfranks.

:D

[SLV^GLD]

Sorry to add more to the load, even though you all are nothing more than a bunch of morons. My silver Buddha would really appreciate one. He shuns material possessions, but just cannot resist the urge of the melon.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/218_17_07_10_6_35_41.jpeg

[Buddha]

Sorry to add more to the load, even though you all are nothing more than a bunch of morons. My silver Buddha would really appreciate one. He shuns material possessions, but just cannot resist the urge of the melon.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/218_17_07_10_6_35_41.jpeg

Oh wow! That is GOOD. Many thanks.

[Book]

Oh wow! That is GOOD. Many thanks.



Yep. Pro job SLV^GLD.

|--0--|

[KumbayaMan]

My Dog Grommet likes his new digs too...


http://gold-silver.us/forum/gallery/268_17_07_10_6_58_17.jpeg

(can dogs be part of the kitty club?) :oo-->

[1970 silver art]

This thing could go viral. If it starts to spread to other forums. Watch out.


The "Hyperfamily effect"??

Symptom: An increasing number of "Melon head" avatars appearing on different forums throughout the Internet. :D

[Book]

http://zckimg.com/squidoo/funny-darth-vader/hillary-vader.jpg

She smiled and acted all friendly but Madfranks already refused to issue membership and a Hyperhelmet to one applicant.

:oo-->

[MNeagle]

Book!! You weren't supposed to leak the Mother of the Bride dress tonight!!!

[Book]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h3Gr17HMQU9ppRYYRkQqAXa6QvoQD9GNMAQ00

Oops. You are right MNeagle. My bad.

:D

[madfranks]

Can someone hook up my cat? I can't do anything with it here... that's a real picture too, I know nothing about photochop.


It's kind of a blurry picture, so it needed a blurry hat... however, since your avatar is a kitty, you are now honored, along with Book, to be one of the two high feline priests serving hypertiger. Congratulations, o wise hypercebu.

[1970 silver art]

http://zckimg.com/squidoo/funny-darth-vader/hillary-vader.jpg

She smiled and acted all friendly but Madfranks already refused to issue membership and a Hyperhelmet to one applicant.

:oo-->




Let me guess. She failed the "laugh" test and she is a gov't employee. I do not think that gov't employees are not allowed in the Hyperfamily. ;D

[madfranks]

Anyone want to fit my BigHorn Sheeple for me?


You have such a small head it's hard to see, but if you look close, you can see the blue jewel gracing your new crown.

[Book]

http://www.funnypictures.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/turtle-helmet-550x596.jpg

Madfranks could have fun with this one...lol.

:D

[cedarchopper]

He wasn't kidding about all of you being drones :]

[Book]

Often, they use pictures to sarcastically express inside jokes at the expense of the unknowing.



Your own avatar:

[Gaillo]

Wow!!!
Go away for a day, return, and it's gone VIRAL!!! I think there were only about 5 of us when I left Friday afternoon... ;D

[Heimdhal]

ok....maybe bullet face wants to fit in and have a hat too. 8) 8)

[Buddha]

Wow!!!
Go away for a day, return, and it's gone VIRAL!!! I think there were only about 5 of us when I left Friday afternoon... ;D


It is called the hypermelon for a reason. Exponential growth FTW baby!!

:ROFL:

[willie pete]

Please don't leave Chester out... :D


http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6290/chesterq.jpg

[silversurfer]

*

[1970 silver art]

I be rollin' helmetless

shi*thead

pos


I do not think that a "melon helmet" will fit you but this is just a WAG.

[Hermie]

WTF?!

[Hermie]

Heck yeah...

[Hermie]

This could be a problem.

[1970 silver art]

Heck yeah...


Yep. Dolly Parton looks good in green. ;D

[1970 silver art]

This could be a problem.



EPIC FAIL!

[MNeagle]

You can always tell the wanna-be's



















http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2010/03/kristen-wiig-v-magazine-carmen-miranda.jpg

[1970 silver art]

You can always tell the wanna-be's



















http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2010/03/kristen-wiig-v-magazine-carmen-miranda.jpg


Yep definitely a wanna-be. There is not nearly enough "green" in her "fruit helmet". FAIL!

[MNeagle]

Carmen Miranda

[StackerKen]

Oh wow! That is GOOD. Many thanks.



Yep. Pro job SLV^GLD.

|--0--|


I concur Very nice job SLV^GLD

Can you do Heimdhal now? This is the best I could do.
Im not happy with it.

[steyr_m]

OK, here's my version

[Korbin Dallas]

OK, here's my version


You may be on to something...

[PatColo]

This whole thingie is about lightening up such a doomer forum. It's going to be a long hot summer. More bad news.



No one makes it out of this life alive. POOF, game over. ;D

[PatColo]

Hey don't look at me, book started this shit!

[Phoenix]

Excepting my daughter's <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-AIRFIX-HOMEPRIDE-FRED-FLOUR-SIFTER-c1960-70s-/370407323922?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_Kitchenalia_RL&hash=item563dff3912">Homepride Fred flour sifter</a>, Fred never takes off his bowler hat.

[Gaillo]

Excepting my daughter's <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-AIRFIX-HOMEPRIDE-FRED-FLOUR-SIFTER-c1960-70s-/370407323922?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_Kitchenalia_RL&hash=item563dff3912">Homepride Fred flour sifter</a>, Fred never takes off his bowler hat.


Pussy. ;D

[Phoenix]

Excepting my daughter's <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-AIRFIX-HOMEPRIDE-FRED-FLOUR-SIFTER-c1960-70s-/370407323922?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_Kitchenalia_RL&hash=item563dff3912">Homepride Fred flour sifter</a>, Fred never takes off his bowler hat.


Pussy. ;D


If someone wants to put the melon on the bowler hat, I'll change it. ;D

[Gaillo]

Excepting my daughter's <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-AIRFIX-HOMEPRIDE-FRED-FLOUR-SIFTER-c1960-70s-/370407323922?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_Kitchenalia_RL&hash=item563dff3912">Homepride Fred flour sifter</a>, Fred never takes off his bowler hat.


Pussy. ;D


If someone wants to put the melon on the bowler hat, I'll change it. ;D


I hear the call... ;D

Any resident GS-US photoshoppers want to rise to the challenge?

[Serpo]

This thread is a real laugh.......

[peepnklown]

…and just like that the melon-heads take over the forum.

[Cebu_4_2]

Hi Cebu

Im not very good at it.

Others here are.

Im sure they will do better than I can.

But here's my best shot




Thank you kind sir!

[1970 silver art]

I decided that I am going to be the "black sheep" of the Hyperfamily and not wear my "melon helmet". ;D

(Hint: I went back to my regular avatar).

[Shorty Harris]

Well, My avi is all ready wearing his "helmet" :plll

[gunDriller]

So who's going to start selling T-shirts?


you can get a T-shirt with the Lime-head/ Melon-head if you have an image the right size.
http://e-shirt.com/

they print every shirt custom - but you have to supply the lime-head image.

with shipping (for the T-shirt) it's about $25.


if anybody would like custom-carved limes, i am offering a special for G-S.us members. For one ounce of silver, I will carve a lime for you and place it my vault, with a unique serial number, registered to your G-S.us username. ;D

PS my vault looks like a fridge, but don't be fooled ! it's just to trick the IRS.

[cedarchopper]

I decided that I am going to be the "black sheep" of the Hyperfamily and not wear my "melon helmet". ;D

(Hint: I went back to my regular avatar).




uh oh, the defections have already started :] Trying to herd "cats" is tricky business, especially if they are Hyper ;]

[Book]

…and just like that the melon-heads take over the forum.


:D

[StackerKen]

Excepting my daughter's <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ORIGINAL-AIRFIX-HOMEPRIDE-FRED-FLOUR-SIFTER-c1960-70s-/370407323922?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_Kitchenalia_RL&hash=item563dff3912">Homepride Fred flour sifter</a>, Fred never takes off his bowler hat.


Pussy. ;D


If someone wants to put the melon on the bowler hat, I'll change it. ;D


Here ya go :)

Looks good on you

[Phoenix]

Here ya go :)

Looks good on you



I. . .am. . .HYPERFRED!

[Neuro]

I think the neuro-smoking-duck would look well in a hyper-melon-helmet. Can someone help me with that? Puhlease!

[Book]

I think the neuro-smoking-duck would look well in a hyper-melon-helmet.


Maybe Madfranks can add the cigarette to this Hypermallard. He already has the blue Hypereye...lol.

:D

[bootstrap]

Can butters get a lime helmet? He feels left out. :)

[madfranks]

I think the neuro-smoking-duck would look well in a hyper-melon-helmet. Can someone help me with that? Puhlease!


My pleasure.

[madfranks]

Can butters get a lime helmet? He feels left out. :)


Fits perfectly, I didn't have to modify it at all. :)

[madfranks]

This is a lot of fun; I sure hope Mr. Hypertiger himself stops by to see this.

[bootstrap]

Woot! You can still see the pimp chain.

[1970 silver art]

This is a lot of fun; I sure hope Mr. Hypertiger himself stops by to see this.


I think that Hypertiger would be proud. The creativeness and photoshop expertise can go a very long way on GSUS and it shows with the creation of the Hyperfamily.

[Book]

This is a lot of fun; I sure hope Mr. Hypertiger himself stops by to see this.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

http://www.northgate.org.uk/Images/content/541/133507.jpg

ALL PRAISE HYPERTIGER!

:D

[the riot act]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

http://www.northgate.org.uk/Images/content/541/133507.jpg

ALL PRAISE HYPERTIGER!

:D


Where do I send my money to?

[Dave Thomas]

I've heard of Melon heads before, but really I only know about lemon heads.

http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Lemonhead%20theatre%20size.jpg

Oh yeah, and they're fat free now.

[1970 silver art]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtY0VOFMWMM/R7-lfjU4ehI/AAAAAAAAAro/fisXJAdLwvw/s320/hypertiger.jpg

http://www.northgate.org.uk/Images/content/541/133507.jpg

ALL PRAISE HYPERTIGER!

:D


Where do I send my money to?


I do not think that they accept FRN's. I think they only accept "real money" but I could be wrong on that. ;D

[willie pete]

I've heard of Melon heads before, but really I only know about lemon heads.

http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Lemonhead%20theatre%20size.jpg

Oh yeah, and they're fat free now.



One of my favorites as a kid.....Lemonheads, I think they always were fat-free though...nothing but sugar and flavorings

[Neuro]

I think the neuro-smoking-duck would look well in a hyper-melon-helmet. Can someone help me with that? Puhlease!


My pleasure.
Great madfranks! I was hoping though I could get it in glorious green technicolour... I hope that is not beyond the limitations of modern technology...

[Libertarian_Guard]

People are Happy, when they put their heads 'together!'



http://i29.tinypic.com/ix9wm0.jpg

[Mouse]

looks like a very diverse crew. You should serve the GBLT's for luchtime.

[k-os]

Lime skin head checking in.

[Silver Rocket Bitches!]

Add another to the roster...

[sirgonzo420]

Add another to the roster...


LOL!

Add one?

or Nine?


:D

[madfranks]

I think the neuro-smoking-duck would look well in a hyper-melon-helmet. Can someone help me with that? Puhlease!


My pleasure.
Great madfranks! I was hoping though I could get it in glorious green technicolour... I hope that is not beyond the limitations of modern technology...


No problem.

[Neuro]

Wow amazing job madfranks, thanks a quadrillion!

[zusn]

Had to stretch the melon to get it to fit on the bull.