Wars raging, people dying, economies collapsing and I'm worried about my penis

[Grand Master Melon]

SERIOUSLY!

[Ponce]

I am not..........dead and gone long ago, glad to still be able to piss with it hahahaahahahahhahahaa.

[woodman]

SERIOUSLY!


This is hilarious! Thank you for making me chuckle.

As a freind of mine always says, "My penis used to drag me around. Now I drag my penis around." There are positive things about getting old and this is one of them. That said, a penis is a terrible thing to waste. You can quote me on this.

[Ponce]

Woodman? mine is like WOURN OUT hahahahahahahahahah.

[1970 silver art]

I'm not worried about my penis because mine is in good working order and it does not have any effect on any world wide events. ;D No Viagra for me......................yet.

Unless your penis is capable of collapsing economies, starting wars, running up massive Federal deficits and destroying the purchasing power of the $, then one should not worry about their penis. Just my very honest opinion.

[Phoenix]

I'm pretty sure GMM is referring to this thread:

http://gold-silver.us/forum/general-discussion/male-genital-mutilation-%28circumcision%29-can-badly-mess-up-your-sexuality/

[woodman]

Unless your penis is capable of collapsing economies, starting wars, running up massive Federal deficits and destroying the purchasing power of the $, then one should not worry about their penis. Just my very honest opinion.






Funny as hell art.
Some men, especially young men consider their penis to be just that important and powerfull.

[Kali]

My neighbors name is Harry Ballsach.

If you think your life was hard...

[bellevuebully]

My neighbors name is Harry Ballsach.

If you think your life was hard...


C'mon......that is fcuked up.

Although, it must be a riot going out to get pissed with the boys and watching your buddy intro himself to unsuspecting hotties..........Hi, I'm Harry, Harry Ballsach...........spelled with a 'ch'.

And all the fellas in that other thread think THIER parents are assholes!

[I am me, I am free]

SERIOUSLY!


We have a pill for that.

Shoot me your email addy and I will make sure you get ALL the info.

[cedarchopper]

If you're having penis problems, nothing else matters ;D Hopefully, they can get you fixed up with some penicillin :]

[oldmansmith]

The turning point between young and old is when you stop thinking about getting rid of erections and start thinking about how to get them. Maybe I need to change my sig...still got the morning wood.

[bellevuebully]

The turning point between young and old is when you stop thinking about getting rid of erections and start thinking about how to get them. Maybe I need to change my sig...still got the morning wood.




I must be getting much physically stronger with age. Now I only need one arm to push down the wood in the morning to take a piss.

Sorry, that's an oldie.

[Bullfrog]

I seriously made a post about war, but it was not in General Discussion so everyone missed it.

[bonaparte]

Unless your penis is capable of collapsing economies, starting wars, running up massive Federal deficits and destroying the purchasing power of the $, then one should not worry about their penis. Just my very honest opinion.


I believe these results are the result of a small penis. :oo-->

[BabushkaLady]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D

[1970 silver art]

Unless your penis is capable of collapsing economies, starting wars, running up massive Federal deficits and destroying the purchasing power of the $, then one should not worry about their penis. Just my very honest opinion.


I believe these results are the result of a small penis. :oo-->


Hmmm........I think that you might be on to something there. ;D

[1970 silver art]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D


I do not feel bad talking about it at all. Penis talk does not bother me. I just ignore my penis until it "grows" and I have to have "Ms. Palmer" take care of it. ;D

[cedarchopper]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D


I do not feel bad talking about it at all. Penis talk does not bother me. I just ignore my penis until it "grows" and I have to have "Ms. Palmer" take care of it. ;D


Spare us the penis beating info:]

[1970 silver art]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D


I do not feel bad talking about it at all. Penis talk does not bother me. I just ignore my penis until it "grows" and I have to have "Ms. Palmer" take care of it. ;D


Spare us the penis beating info:]


Oops!!!!! Sorry. TMI. My apologies. :-[ With all of the penis talk during the last couple days, I guess I got carried away. I will TRY to refrain from talking about that particular subject but I cannot make any guarantees on that. ;D

[Liquid]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D


LOL, I knew it! That cat is out of the bag. :)

Talk is cheap though, our penises require action.

It's tough having your penis wake you up each morning, ready to go. You can't talk a penis out of that! "At ease soldier" does not work, trust me on this one.

[1970 silver art]

Don't feel bad talking about your penis guys.

Most ladies are talking about it too. ;D


LOL, I knew it! That cat is out of the bag. :)

Talk is cheap though, our penises require action.

It's tough having your penis wake you up each morning, ready to go. You can't talk a penis out of that! "At ease soldier" does not work, trust me on this one.


Yeah I have that issue of "morning wood" most of the time when I wake up in the morning. I have to get "Ms. Palmer" to satisfy me before I take my shower and it does work in "calming" my penis down. "Ms. Palmer" is the solution to my "morning wood". It is probably TMI but I am just being honest about it since we seem to be talking penis talk on this thread.