Chelsea Clinton shops for Honeymoon

[mamboni]

An alert photographer catchs the lovely newlywed-to-be on a shopping spree!

[Carbon]

Is she carryin' a dildo modeled after a dildo?

I bet she's a rug muncher.

[ximmy]

It does look like a dildo... one of those new "yes we can" kind.

[Carbon]

It does look like a dildo... one of those new "yes we can" kind.


Yup... that's a pretty big dildo. Tho, prolly not all it's hyped up to be.

A big dildo all the same.

[mamboni]

It does look like a dildo... one of those new "yes we can" kind.


Yup... that's a pretty big dildo. Tho, prolly not all it's hyped up to be.

A big dildo all the same.


She's buying a dildo before her wedding?

[sirgonzo420]

You don't need an obama dildo for him to fuck you...


:-\

[1970 silver art]

Hey Mamboni, just submit that photo to the AP and you might get a Nobel Peace Prize in Photography.....Oops! Too late....Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in Photography. Yep. It was the dildo that won it for Obama.

[Large Sarge]

so she is marrying a jew (no shock there)

Hillary has been strongly rumored to be jewish

Jewish or Christian wedding???

[Apparition]

I couldn't care less about what she does.

[sirgonzo420]

so she is marrying a jew (no shock there)

Hillary has been strongly rumored to be jewish

Jewish or Christian wedding???





I can already hear the "mazel tovs" and smell the bagels.

[Argentium]

I can already hear the "mazel tovs" and smell the bagels.
[/quote]

Don't forget the lox! It adds a Kosher scent for the event. Oy Vey!

[Korbin Dallas]

Her fiance needs to purchase a good supply of brown bags.

[LuckyStrike]

Her fiance needs to purchase a good supply of brown bags.


LOL, that's the truth I hadn't seen a picture of her in probably 10 years. She's still a dog.

[Silver Rocket Bitches!]

That thing is huge. Maybe it's a bday gift for her Mom?

[Fudup]

She looks a lot like a cross between Hillary and Web Hubbel.... :boom





Just sayin.

[mamboni]

Hey Mamboni, just submit that photo to the AP and you might get a Nobel Peace Prize in Photography.....Oops! Too late....Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in Photography. Yep. It was the dildo that won it for Obama.

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.

[sirgonzo420]

Hey Mamboni, just submit that photo to the AP and you might get a Nobel Peace Prize in Photography.....Oops! Too late....Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in Photography. Yep. It was the dildo that won it for Obama.

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.


If you aren't already on their list by being on this forum...

lol

[mamboni]

Hey Mamboni, just submit that photo to the AP and you might get a Nobel Peace Prize in Photography.....Oops! Too late....Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in Photography. Yep. It was the dildo that won it for Obama.

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.


If you aren't already on their list by being on this forum...

lol


Yeah, I can hear 0bama now, speaking in his most pompous and autocratic tone: "Make no mistake, Photoshop is a dangerous weapon, as dangerous as a loaded gun or an informed citizen holding the US Constitution. Anyone of us could be the target of a Photoshop terrorist. I promise you that I will eradicate this threat to our collective security. Our new laws will demand a fee be paid and a license obtained for the use of every single pixel! Any unauthorized alteration of a digital image will be punished quickly, efficiently and with impunity!"

[MNeagle]

Did you photoshop the face and the bag? Or just the bag?

I only ask because she could really use some fashion advice too as a wedding gift!!

[1970 silver art]

Hey Mamboni, just submit that photo to the AP and you might get a Nobel Peace Prize in Photography.....Oops! Too late....Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in Photography. Yep. It was the dildo that won it for Obama.

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.



Yeah you are right since the epic dildo in the photo is probably considered a weapon of mass destruction.

[mamboni]

Did you photoshop the face and the bag? Or just the bag?

I only ask because she could really use some fashion advice too as a wedding gift!!


OK, here's my fashion advice!

[Korbin Dallas]

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.
[/quote]


Yeah you are right since the epic dildo in the photo is probably considered a weapon of mass destruction.
[/quote]

Or a weapon of A$$ destruction :o ;D

[sirgonzo420]

If I submitted this photo to AP I'd wind up on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.



Yeah you are right since the epic dildo in the photo is probably considered a weapon of mass destruction.
[/quote]

Or a weapon of A$$ destruction :o ;D


[/quote]

You stole my post.

[Phoenix]

That face is enough to deflate any erection.

[sirgonzo420]

That face is enough to deflate any erection.


Ya know, a case could probably be made for the use of Chelsea Clinton masks as a measure of rape-prevention.

[SQUEXX]

She ain't Jessica Alba...............but at least she's helping the local economy!

[mamboni]

She ain't Jessica Alba...............but at least she's helping the local economy!


No she ain't! That dildo is "Made In China." :plll

[Buddha]

That face is enough to deflate any erection.


I guess that the great inflation/deflation debate has finally come to an end.

[1970 silver art]

She ain't Jessica Alba...............but at least she's helping the local economy!


No she ain't! That dildo is "Made In China." :plll


That is really no surprise to me since China owns us and can "stick it" to us anytime it wants to buy selling U.S. Treasuries.

[gunDriller]

That face is enough to deflate any erection.


even a White Rhino's erection ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCu8fbF2mM

[mamboni]

That face is enough to deflate any erection.


even a White Rhino's erection ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCu8fbF2mM


Apparently, she prefers black rhinos. :oo-->

[Shorty Harris]

what the He11 happened to her face?..she looks deformed or something. Jeeeez

[Carbon]

what the He11 happened to her face?


http://www.butlersheetmetal.com/tinbasherblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hillary_clinton_bill_clinton.jpg

That's what.

[Tumbleweed]

I think you nailed it ximmy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS53I-k_T4o&feature=related



It does look like a dildo... one of those new "yes we can" kind.

[Book]

http://www.dubas.com/dubie/albums/Political/ChelseaClinton.jpg

He seems happy.

:)

[ximmy]

http://www.dubas.com/dubie/albums/Political/ChelseaClinton.jpg

He seems happy.

:)


Her nipple looks happy

[1970 silver art]

http://www.dubas.com/dubie/albums/Political/ChelseaClinton.jpg

He seems happy.

:)


Her nipple looks happy


Actaully both of the nipples look happy but then again maybe I am just seeing things. The nipples look like they are going to tear a hole in that shirt that she is wearing. ;D

[Texan]

That thing is huge. Maybe it's a bday gift for her Mom?


Slick's birthday is in August and Billary's ain't til October, you do the math.

[Cebu_4_2]

Someone clearly whacked her with the ugly stick. Did someone photochop them nipples? Could be skittles taped on there I guess.

[EE_]

ximmy, if that is you, you are looking like a hottie! :P

[Cebu_4_2]

ximmy, if that is you, you are looking like a hottie! :P


Yeah show us the skittles!

[ximmy]

I'm trying different avatars...

[1970 silver art]

I'm trying different avatars...


FWIW I liked the "honest" avatar you had a short while ago. I miss it already. :)