William Shatner: CBS should call my show …

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William Shatner: CBS should call my show …

by James Hibberd | July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am

A critic at press tour to William Shatner, here for his upcoming CBS sitcom "$#*! My Dad Says": "With your old-fashioned sensibilities, wouldn't you love for them to change the title?"

103144294 William Shatner: CBS should call my show ...Shatner: "Do you know what I wish? I wish they would call it 'Shit [My Dad Says]' (critics clapping). I've got grandchildren. I brought up three girls. They've all got kids. Okay? And you say 'Boopy doo-doo, you've got to make poo-poo. Come on. Make poo-poo in the toilet.' Eventually, 'poo-poo' becomes 'shit.' 'Go take a shit, and you'll feel better.' You say that to your kids. The word 'shit' is around us. It isn't a terrible term. It's a natural function. Why are we pussyfooting?"

Shit is indeed all around us ... but it seems there's a disproportion of it on the TeeVee. And this particular lump of shit has been on TeeVee far longer and more frequently than most pieces of feces.

American Culture has been in decline since the advent of TeeVee - now it just seems to be happening more rapidly.

I threw my piece of shit TeeVee out years ago... don't miss the shit a bit.

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William Shatner: CBS should call my show …

by James Hibberd | July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am

A critic at press tour to William Shatner, here for his upcoming CBS sitcom "$#*! My Dad Says": "With your old-fashioned sensibilities, wouldn't you love for them to change the title?"

103144294 William Shatner: CBS should call my show ...Shatner: "Do you know what I wish? I wish they would call it 'sh*t [My Dad Says]' (critics clapping). I've got grandchildren. I brought up three girls. They've all got kids. Okay? And you say 'Boopy doo-doo, you've got to make poo-poo. Come on. Make poo-poo in the toilet.' Eventually, 'poo-poo' becomes 'sh*t.' 'Go take a sh*t, and you'll feel better.' You say that to your kids. The word 'sh*t' is around us. It isn't a terrible term. It's a natural function. Why are we pussyfooting?"

sh*t is indeed all around us ... but it seems there's a disproportion of it on the TeeVee. And this particular lump of sh*t has been on TeeVee far longer and more frequently than most pieces of feces.

American Culture has been in decline since the advent of TeeVee - now it just seems to be happening more rapidly.

I threw my piece of sh*t TeeVee out years ago... don't miss the sh*t a bit.



Hey! that's James Tiberius Kirk you're talking about. have some respect. :P

[wildcard]

You mean captain kirk, of the diverse, multi-cultural, culture shaping, socialist utopia Star Trek? Go ahead and bonk the blue bitch, it's ok. The needs of of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

[Grand Master Melon]

I can't belive that guy is getting a freaking show out of this. His twitter feed is kind of funny but I find it hard to believe the guy's dad actually says all that shit. What a joke.

[Skirnir]

I say worse on a regular basis. It is fortunate that there are no Chinese people in town :o

[Fortyone]

You mean captain kirk, of the diverse, multi-cultural, culture shaping, socialist utopia Star Trek? Go ahead and bonk the blue bitch, it's ok. The needs of of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.


Ya know, If your going to damn the man, be correct about it.The Bitch was Fucking GREEN,not BLUE! got it? LMAO

[wildcard]

You mean captain kirk, of the diverse, multi-cultural, culture shaping, socialist utopia Star Trek? Go ahead and bonk the blue bitch, it's ok. The needs of of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.


Ya know, If your going to damn the man, be correct about it.The Bitch was f*cking GREEN,not BLUE! got it? LMAO


w/e nerd. :P Most trekkies can't get one of their own race, much less offworld poon.