the riot act
7th August 2010, 06:53 PM
URGENT FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
FOR YOU GUYS WHO CONSTANTLY DEBUNK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, THIS HAS JUST COME MY WAY. THERE IS A TOTAL NEWS BLACKOUT, SO YOU WON'T HEAR A THING ABOUT IT. THIS WAS PASSED TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO IS DIRECTLY INVOLVED AND HE REQUESTED THAT HIS IDENTITY BE WITHHELD.
At approximately 3:45PM EST there was a take over of the relief wells by the government and special ops. Apparently the takeover was not peaceful and multiple casualties were noted.
As I speak, Morgan Freeman has taken over the control room of RW1 and is in charge of the operation with Bruce Willis overseeing operations on deck. RW2 was quickly taken over by the team of Steven Segal and Sigourney Weaver and immediately shut down. There are additional reports that Sylvester Stallone has commandeered a harrier jump jet and is providing close in air support.
This all started last night as the result of a private dinner between Sean Connery and Tony Hayward. Sean noted that prior to dinner he thought he observed Tony inhaling methane from a tank. While confronting Tony, Sean reported that Tony's eyes went from blue to red and finally a brilliant orange. It was with the emergence of lizard like scales on Tony's hands and face that Sean realized he was confronting an alien and quickly dispatched him with his Walthers PPK. This led to the discovery of an alien plot to release methane in our atmosphere in preparation of taking over the planet.
MORE NEWS;
4:55PM EST Sigourney and Steve have boarded deep water craft and are on their way to destroy the mother ship.
This explains the sitings for years of UFO's entering our oceans. It was also discovered that British Petroleum is an anagram for Bishtri Reopetlum which translates to Earth Takeover in the aliens language. Their plan was to replace our atmosphere with methane (these creatures breathe methane).
Gov. Schwarzenager and Harrison Ford are reportedly upset that they were not called in on the action. I'll keep everyone posted if more news of the operation comes my way. Anybody else who has connections and more news of this operation please post it.
FOR YOU GUYS WHO CONSTANTLY DEBUNK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, THIS HAS JUST COME MY WAY. THERE IS A TOTAL NEWS BLACKOUT, SO YOU WON'T HEAR A THING ABOUT IT. THIS WAS PASSED TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO IS DIRECTLY INVOLVED AND HE REQUESTED THAT HIS IDENTITY BE WITHHELD.
At approximately 3:45PM EST there was a take over of the relief wells by the government and special ops. Apparently the takeover was not peaceful and multiple casualties were noted.
As I speak, Morgan Freeman has taken over the control room of RW1 and is in charge of the operation with Bruce Willis overseeing operations on deck. RW2 was quickly taken over by the team of Steven Segal and Sigourney Weaver and immediately shut down. There are additional reports that Sylvester Stallone has commandeered a harrier jump jet and is providing close in air support.
This all started last night as the result of a private dinner between Sean Connery and Tony Hayward. Sean noted that prior to dinner he thought he observed Tony inhaling methane from a tank. While confronting Tony, Sean reported that Tony's eyes went from blue to red and finally a brilliant orange. It was with the emergence of lizard like scales on Tony's hands and face that Sean realized he was confronting an alien and quickly dispatched him with his Walthers PPK. This led to the discovery of an alien plot to release methane in our atmosphere in preparation of taking over the planet.
MORE NEWS;
4:55PM EST Sigourney and Steve have boarded deep water craft and are on their way to destroy the mother ship.
This explains the sitings for years of UFO's entering our oceans. It was also discovered that British Petroleum is an anagram for Bishtri Reopetlum which translates to Earth Takeover in the aliens language. Their plan was to replace our atmosphere with methane (these creatures breathe methane).
Gov. Schwarzenager and Harrison Ford are reportedly upset that they were not called in on the action. I'll keep everyone posted if more news of the operation comes my way. Anybody else who has connections and more news of this operation please post it.