I think bagels are delicious....

[Gaillo]

especially with 1/4 block of cream cheese on each toasted half... just sayin' ;D

[Phoenix]

??? ??? ???

[crazychicken]

Only a quarter block?

Cutting back?

:ROFL: :ROFL:

CC

[EE_]

That's Satan's food


I like em too :-[

[Fortyone]

Its a piece of friggin bread for christs sake!,lol

[mightymanx]

You have fallen for the evil joo consipracy of eating carbohydrates with dairy.

You are a shill and a spy. you might as well be mortaring Palistine.







;D

[Neuro]

Cream cheese? I prefer my beagles spit roasted with bearnaise sauce, together with a powerful Cabernet Sauvignon...

[Plastic]

Makes me want to send a dozen bagels with cream cheese and a pound of fried bacon to our beloved fed chairman..... The cream cheese makes it all kosher 'n stuff. :P

[crazychicken]

Cream cheese? I prefer my beagles spit roasted with bearnaise sauce, together with a powerful Cabernet Sauvignon...


Never heard of that method. Going to give it a try this weekend.

Even if the bagel doesn't make it enough of the Cabernet Sauvignon will make it OK.

CC

[General of Darkness]

Every time you eat a bagel you loose a piece of your soul. :boohoo

[Ponce]

Its a piece of friggin bread for christs sake!,lol


Sure, but it has been blessed by the holy ones........

First post of the day...............good morning to one and all.

[Heimdhal]

Every time you eat a bagel you loose a piece of your soul. :boohoo


I knwe there was a reason I felt empty and hollow inside. Bagels are a staple around here. But I make em myself, so maybe that balances it all out.

[Liquid]

I knwe there was a reason I felt empty and hollow inside. Bagels are a staple around here. But I make em myself, so maybe that balances it all out.


Homemade? Impressive!!

I think bagels kick ass as well. I like to toast them, then add cheese and a couple of eggs to make a hearty breakfast sandwich.

Maybe we should all go to church and pray for our sins of enjoying bagels. ;D

[BrewTech]

Mamboni's "Bagelphone" software should be alerting him to this thread any minute now...

[General of Darkness]

Mamboni's "Bagelphone" software should be alerting him to this thread any minute now...


You son of a bee, I just shot coffee out my nose. Damn that really burns. :boohoo

BTW - I hear that bagels are very fattening.

[Libertytree]

Had a bite of one once with the finest cream cheese and it was supposedly the best you could ever get, I thought it sucked. I'll take southern biscuits and gravy or a piece of toasted white bread with apple butter instead.

My bloodline must be totally impure ;D

[EE_]

Had a bite of one once with the finest cream cheese and it was supposedly the best you could ever get, I thought it sucked. I'll take southern biscuits and gravy or a piece of toasted white bread with apple butter instead.

My bloodline must be totally impure ;D

Why you redneck! Damn, I'm hungry now!

Did you ever have a neighbor come to your door and introduce you to his pretty wife and sister...and there is only one women standing there?
Your neighbors might be rednecks too?

[keehah]

??? ??? ???


Must be time to duck and cover!

This government video may help invoke the appropriate response....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0K_LZDXp0I

http://francisanderson.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/einstein-bagel.jpg

[EE_]

Never buy your bagels from a one arm bagel maker!

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/72/104404-no.gif

[Phoenix]

Does anyone have any evidence that bagels were created by Jews? Like so much of Jewish "culture," it appears bagels are a rip-off from the Goyish hosts (in this case, Poles). Bagels and bagel-like breads are ubiquitous amongst the East Slavs.

And Jewish or not, I like me a good egg bagel. ;D

The best I ever had were made by the Byerly's grocery chain in Minnesota.

[gunDriller]

especially with 1/4 block of cream cheese on each toasted half... just sayin' ;D


once when i was in the "bagels for breakfast" habit i stood in line behind Steve Jobs at the Palo Alto bagel place.

bagels are good but for us non-motivated bagel consumers, we need to have a bagel store to make big bagel cream cheese creations, like an onion bagel slathered with whipped cream cheese and some smoked salmon.

http://i37.tinypic.com/9vlixc.jpg

[StackerKen]

I make bagels at home too :)

[BrewTech]

Mamboni's "Bagelphone" software should be alerting him to this thread any minute now...


You son of a bee, I just shot coffee out my nose. Damn that really burns. :boohoo

BTW - I hear that bagels are very fattening.


Bagels are carbs. Like any other carbohydrate, simply eat them (at the same time) with proper amounts of protein and good fats and you're good to go.

[Luis337]

I had a bagel this morning at the store meeting without even thinking about past GSUS threads. BTW, I dropped it on the floor by accident after only taking about 3 bites. :-[

[Phoenix]

BTW, I dropped it on the floor by accident after only taking about 3 bites. :-[


You threw it away?! :o






;D

[EE_]

BTW, I dropped it on the floor by accident after only taking about 3 bites. :-[


You threw it away?! :o








;D


I'm sure you would have too

http://blog.blazingangles.net/soapbox/images/filthy-kitchen.jpg

Hi Luis! ;)

[Luis337]

LOL hi EE

I threw it away because I wasn't sure if the three-second rule on picking food dropped from the floor applies when 120 coworkers are sitting behind you. It was dropped in the inside garden part of the store but I do not trust the floor to be clean. :)

[illumin19]

especially with 1/4 block of cream cheese on each toasted half... just sayin' ;D


You left out the salmon baby!!! ;D

[Heimdhal]

Dont forget to check out my bagel recipe on the bottom of the first page of Heimdhal Baking and Pastry Thread.

And submit some of your own!

[Bullion_Bob]

http://kosherquest.org/ ;D

http://www.mcstate.com/images/library/New%20Taste%20Menu%20Images/bacon%20egg%20cheese%20bagel.jpg

[MAGNES]

Bagels baked fresh in stone fire oven bakeries are the best,
very tasty, hard to find though unless you are in some down
town of a city. Usually there are lineups. I only know of two
when I travel I always get bag full, and lunch, coffee, cream cheese,
smoked meat lunch sandwich, etc, yummy , don't forget the
chocolate milk too. Crispy too, the best, I take the overcooked ones.

I never eat the other bagels, some I heard are 1000 calories, lol .
You might as well be chewing raw dough. yuck .

[keehah]

Well I guess its time I shared my Bagel story.

Worked at Buns Master Bakery just out of high school was the weekend baker after a time, solo shift. To date my last ever 'favourite radio station' KYYX was still on the air in Seattle.

Dough and molding the buns and bread are done the day before, stored in the cooler and the baker comes in a midnight loads up the proofer and is able to start baking the risen bread by 2:30 or so when it has risen enough.

So one of the few things to do before 2:30 was make bagels, they are special, instead of proofing, one drops them in boiling water for a minute, they are then ready to bake.

Usually worked Sunday and Monday nights, but for one summer I was asked to work Friday and Saturday nights instead.
This was the same year I spent the most time hanging out at the local bar with many friends.

So come Friday and Saturday nights I'd be out at the bar, then leave early at midnight to start work. After the bar closed at 2:00 several friends would come to the bakery looking for snacks (and an afterparty of sorts).
The only thing I had fresh for them time after time was bagels, unless they wanted to wait a bit or come back later.

The catchphrase became: "[Just] Bagels. F**king bagels!"

[MAGNES]

Bagel trouble.

Grammar stickler: Starbucks booted me
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/venti_size_fury_A0uKw71Ky1UAOksmbjrBhI?offset=0#co mments

"Lynne Rosenthal, a college English professor from Manhattan,"

"Rosenthal, who is in her early 60s, asked for a toasted multigrain bagel -- and became enraged when the barista at the franchise, on Columbus Avenue at 86th Street, followed up by inquiring, "Do you want butter or cheese?" "

""It was very humiliating to be thrown out, and all I did was ask for a bagel,""

http://i33.tinypic.com/ka69lh.jpg


;D

[mamboni]

Bagel trouble.

Grammar stickler: Starbucks booted me
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/venti_size_fury_A0uKw71Ky1UAOksmbjrBhI?offset=0#co mments

"Lynne Rosenthal, a college English professor from Manhattan,"

"Rosenthal, who is in her early 60s, asked for a toasted multigrain bagel -- and became enraged when the barista at the franchise, on Columbus Avenue at 86th Street, followed up by inquiring, "Do you want butter or cheese?" "

""It was very humiliating to be thrown out, and all I did was ask for a bagel,""

http://i33.tinypic.com/ka69lh.jpg


;D


A story about two stubborn arses arguing over the supremely unimportant while Rome burns. How emblematic!

[gunny highway]

toasted "everything" bagel with Peter Pan peanut butter and a cup of coffee. 'nuf said. period. end of story. the fat lady has sung...

[Heimdhal]

toasted "everything" bagel with Peter Pan peanut butter and a cup of coffee. 'nuf said. period. end of story. the fat lady has sung...


One of my favorites!

[BrewTech]

Blueberry bagel with cream cheese, banana, and protein-fortified PB. Homemade blackberry jelly optional.

[crazychicken]

Blueberry bagel with cream cheese, banana, and protein-fortified PB. Homemade blackberry jelly optional.


As long as the PB is extra-crunchy.

CC

[BrewTech]

Blueberry bagel with cream cheese, banana, and protein-fortified PB. Homemade blackberry jelly optional.


As long as the PB is extra-crunchy.

CC


http://static.jmslinks.com/product/images/prod-865.gif

[mamboni]

Guido Bageli, inventor of the bagel: "WE HONOR YOU!"

[Neuro]

Cream cheese? I prefer my beagles spit roasted with bearnaise sauce, together with a powerful Cabernet Sauvignon...


Never heard of that method. Going to give it a try this weekend.

Even if the bagel doesn't make it enough of the Cabernet Sauvignon will make it OK.

CC
I s'pose U can have it with a bagel too....
LOL

[Saul Mine]

My favorite bagel:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wg69ub.jpg

[Neuro]

My favorite bagel:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wg69ub.jpg
I agree yummy!

[BrewTech]

My favorite bagel:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wg69ub.jpg


http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/24481/original/i-see-what-you-did-there-ceiling-cat-27940-1250313420-23.jpg?1256847224