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Book
25th August 2010, 05:46 PM
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Woman Caught Multitasking herself in Pontiac


AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

Linky (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/woman-nabbed-auto-erotic-crime)

Serpo
25th August 2010, 05:57 PM
driving with “impaired alertness................mmmmm

Multitasking herself .................mmmmmm

watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat.............mmmmm

lost for words at the moment......

Saul Mine
25th August 2010, 06:26 PM
It seems like a challenge for a writer to dream up enough synonyms to tell a story like this.

Apparition
25th August 2010, 06:32 PM
Lol.

I can't seem to help myself but chuckle and despise her simultaneously.

mightymanx
25th August 2010, 06:37 PM
This would be a much better story if her photo was not included.

One of the rare instances where pictures in a thread are worthless.

1970 silver art
25th August 2010, 06:46 PM
Yep. That is some serious multitasking going on there. :D

RJB
25th August 2010, 07:03 PM
This would be a much better story if her photo was not included.

One of the rare instances where pictures in a thread are worthless.
Yeah I had a different picture in my head.

I've always been overly optimistic.

ShortJohnSilver
25th August 2010, 07:33 PM
Apparently she was giving herself a "Colondra-scopy" .

General of Darkness
25th August 2010, 07:40 PM
I find her attractive enough that I'd like to make this statement.

http://ui14.gamespot.com/1901/hititcrowbar_2.jpg

Serpo
25th August 2010, 10:14 PM
Still, it brings back enjoyment to the driving experience...........hahaha

Book
25th August 2010, 10:33 PM
Yeah I had a different picture in my head.



http://car-insurance-news.com/insurance/cheap-female-car-insurance-quote-female-drivers.jpg

Phoenix
25th August 2010, 11:39 PM
I bet she thought she was driving a Cadillac.

Neuro
26th August 2010, 02:25 AM
That's not multi-tasking....




Had she been on the phone with her husband at the same time, telling him to repaint the bedroom ceiling and complaining of headache, and driving 3 screaming kids in the backseat to daycare and school, while being at it, then it would be multitasking...

Silver Rocket Bitches!
26th August 2010, 06:15 AM
And she woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn tinted windows!!

gunDriller
26th August 2010, 07:18 AM
That's not multi-tasking....


masturbation = auto-eroticism

masturbating while driving auto = auto-auto-eroticism ... with a side-order of death wish ?

gunDriller
26th August 2010, 07:20 AM
That's not multi-tasking....


masturbation = auto-eroticism

masturbating while driving auto = auto-auto-eroticism ... with a side-order of death wish ?

Grand Master Melon
26th August 2010, 11:20 AM
I bet she thought she was driving a Cadillac.




:ROFL: