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Serpo
2nd September 2010, 07:47 AM
email recieved...............

> > The following are all replies that Detroit women have
> > written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
> > listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...
> > Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the
> > forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3
> > is runner up.
> >
> > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> > Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
> > as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
> > that she was conceived on the same night.
> >
> > 2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
> > child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
> > unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
> > names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
> >
> > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> > She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
> > where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember
> > that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
> > track down the father, can you please send me his phone
> > number? Thanks..
> >
> > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
> > He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> > one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
> > stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
> >
> > 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
> > I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
> > son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
> > risen again.
> >
> > 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
> > informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would
> > have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn
> > between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please
> > advise.
> >
> > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> > look the same to me.
> >
> > 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
> > catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC
> > CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well,
> > I don't have clue..
> >
> > 9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> > conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic
> > Kingdom .
> >
> > 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
> > I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> > earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more
> > TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine
> > might have remained unfertilized.
> >
> > 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
> > baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't
> > be sure which one made you fart.
> >
> >
> > WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE ARE THE
> > MAJOR RECIPIENTS!
> >

k-os
2nd September 2010, 07:58 AM
Funny.

Fortunately, it's BS. Anyone getting gang-banged at a party while vomiting wouldn't structure a sentences that way (even with the errors):



I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


Just sayin'.

Serpo
2nd September 2010, 08:11 AM
Funny.

Fortunately, it's BS. Anyone getting gang-banged at a party while vomiting wouldn't structure a sentences that way (even with the errors):



I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
..........
Just sayin'.




Certainly hope so,these are just what they put on the forms,still amusing

horseshoe3
2nd September 2010, 08:13 AM
Probably had an ebonics to english translator working in the office who actually fills out the forms.

k-os
2nd September 2010, 08:29 AM
Probably had an ebonics to english translator working in the office who actually fills out the forms.


Or that. ^

sunshine05
2nd September 2010, 08:34 AM
So funny:). I will send these to my husband. I know he will be lol. Thanks!

horseshoe3
2nd September 2010, 08:52 AM
I don't know how to embed youtube videos, but here's a link to a pretty good ebonics to english translation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

edit: I see it embeded on it's own. That was easier than I thought.

DMac
2nd September 2010, 08:59 AM
horseshoe3 that was excellent!

Silver Rocket Bitches!
2nd September 2010, 10:44 AM
Their kids are our future thugs and hoes.

Korbin Dallas
2nd September 2010, 10:50 AM
Sounds a lot like the ghetto mom who swears her husband cheats on her, because her last 3 kids "don't look nuttin like him" ;D (we need a rimshot smiley).

Silver Shield
2nd September 2010, 03:42 PM
I used to think Idiocracy was a funny comedy...
Now I just shake my head...

RJB
2nd September 2010, 04:26 PM
It cracks me up when I hear about men asking women for paternaty test and the women are not surprised.

My wife would have punched me (and for good reason) if I even suggested that.

ShortJohnSilver
2nd September 2010, 05:37 PM
I used to think Idiocracy was a funny comedy...
Now I just shake my head...


Idiocracy was a documentary, almost...

1970 silver art
2nd September 2010, 05:48 PM
This thread here should act as a reminder for men to NOT father any children. Do not get a woman pregnant because you (as a man) will pay for it in more ways than one.

One whoopsie night of pleasure with the wrong woman + pregnancy + gov't family court system = 18+ years of misery for the man.

Just my very honest opinion.

Dogman
2nd September 2010, 05:54 PM
This thread here should act as a reminder for men to NOT father any children. Do not get a woman pregnant because you (as a man) will pay for it in more ways than one.

One whoopsie night of pleasure with the wrong woman + pregnancy + gov't family court system = 18+ years of misery for the man.

Just my very honest opinion.




The father of one of my high school girlfriends , used to say the best form of birth
control for his daughters, was to keep a aspirin between their knees.
How Little he knew!, or straight laced in life?

mightymanx
2nd September 2010, 08:13 PM
There is an easy fix to the problem.

It's so easy they even made a song. :banrasta :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU