Serpo
2nd September 2010, 07:47 AM
email recieved...............
> > The following are all replies that Detroit women have
> > written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
> > listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...
> > Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the
> > forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3
> > is runner up.
> >
> > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> > Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
> > as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
> > that she was conceived on the same night.
> >
> > 2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
> > child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
> > unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
> > names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
> >
> > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> > She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
> > where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember
> > that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
> > track down the father, can you please send me his phone
> > number? Thanks..
> >
> > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
> > He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> > one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
> > stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
> >
> > 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
> > I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
> > son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
> > risen again.
> >
> > 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
> > informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would
> > have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn
> > between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please
> > advise.
> >
> > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> > look the same to me.
> >
> > 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
> > catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC
> > CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well,
> > I don't have clue..
> >
> > 9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> > conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic
> > Kingdom .
> >
> > 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
> > I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> > earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more
> > TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine
> > might have remained unfertilized.
> >
> > 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
> > baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't
> > be sure which one made you fart.
> >
> >
> > WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE ARE THE
> > MAJOR RECIPIENTS!
> >
> > The following are all replies that Detroit women have
> > written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
> > listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...
> > Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the
> > forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3
> > is runner up.
> >
> > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> > Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
> > as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
> > that she was conceived on the same night.
> >
> > 2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
> > child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
> > unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
> > names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
> >
> > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> > She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
> > where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember
> > that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
> > track down the father, can you please send me his phone
> > number? Thanks..
> >
> > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
> > He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> > one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
> > stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
> >
> > 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
> > I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
> > son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
> > risen again.
> >
> > 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
> > informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would
> > have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn
> > between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please
> > advise.
> >
> > 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> > look the same to me.
> >
> > 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
> > catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC
> > CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well,
> > I don't have clue..
> >
> > 9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> > conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic
> > Kingdom .
> >
> > 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
> > I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> > earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more
> > TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine
> > might have remained unfertilized.
> >
> > 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
> > baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't
> > be sure which one made you fart.
> >
> >
> > WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE ARE THE
> > MAJOR RECIPIENTS!
> >