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Ponce
5th September 2010, 11:40 AM
Sunday, September 5, 2010

Court bans sandwiches due to 'missile' fears.
Lawyers, reporters and visitors have been banned from taking sandwiches into a court building to prevent them being used as missiles.




Bottles of water and crisps are also prohibited at High Wycombe Magistrates' Court because they pose a "health and safety hazard."

Vistors to all courts around the country are searched by security staff for knives and weapons as they enter.





But staff at the court in High Wycombe have also been told to seize packed lunches.

Grieving families attending inquests into the deaths of loved ones were even told they could not bring in bottled water.

An official at the court said: "The concern is that people are going to use their food as a missile and fling it down the stairs at people.

"Apparently there have been incidents of lunches being thrown around in the past - so we have had to introduce these rules for everyone regardless of who they are or why they are here."

One lawyer, who did not want to be named, said: "The new rules are ridiculous - soon they will be seizing our casework in case we want to throw that around as well.

"Not allowing visitors to bring in water is crazy because people are going to be boiling in this stuffy court on a hot day.

"Even primary school pupils are allowed to carry around their own lunches.A blanket ban on food and drink for everyone is political correctness so they cannot be seen to be targeting a minority who are going to abuse the building."

Lynne Richardson, the court manager, said there had "always been" a no food policy upstairs.

"The policy is no food on the landing that has always been the case. The concern is water could be used as a missile," she said. We have to take it off everyone - otherwise where do you draw the line?"

madfranks
5th September 2010, 02:37 PM
What about pens and pencils? In high school I perfected the art of tossing freshly sharpened pencils up into the acoustic ceiling panels. I would rather have a sandwich tossed at me than a sharpened pencil.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
5th September 2010, 03:44 PM
Whenever anything gets banned for any reason, I always think, "But there's a ton of more dangerous stuff right next to you!" There are so many weapons in every everyday situation, it's almost ridiculous some of the stuff that gets banned. Pretty much anything can be turned into a stabbing or bludgeoning weapon, I mean come on!

Twisted Titan
5th September 2010, 04:55 PM
You could very easily hide 3 or 4 ninja star in one sandwich !

Very dangerous stuff ! Ninjas are everywhere, you just don't see them... :sarc: ;D

http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/1077


Yup they are invisible.......

madfranks
5th September 2010, 05:00 PM
Whenever anything gets banned for any reason, I always think, "But there's a ton of more dangerous stuff right next to you!" There are so many weapons in every everyday situation, it's almost ridiculous some of the stuff that gets banned. Pretty much anything can be turned into a stabbing or bludgeoning weapon, I mean come on!


If you have a belt with a nice heavy metal buckle, in a snap it makes for a very good weapon to keep people at a distance. Like if someone comes at you with a knife, start swinging the metal end of your belt at his face.

Serpo
5th September 2010, 05:06 PM
And least we forget the......................thats right ,you didnt guess it.....................................the shoe.........

Heimdhal
5th September 2010, 05:15 PM
does it really need to be said??


When sandwhiches are outlawed........


;D

wildcard
5th September 2010, 05:21 PM
Kosher delicatessens will revolt?

1970 silver art
5th September 2010, 05:31 PM
does it really need to be said??


When sandwhiches are outlawed........


;D


............then only the outlaws will have full stomachs. :D

Glass
5th September 2010, 06:08 PM
Nice effect there Serpo

Ponce
5th September 2010, 06:51 PM
Kosher delicatessens will revolt?


You must be anti Semitic by saying that heheheehehehehehehe.

Saul Mine
5th September 2010, 10:28 PM
A penis can be used to commit rape. Do they intend to disembowel people as they come in?

If they are afraid of armed citizens, what they need to do is clean up their act. Of course they know that. That's why they're afraid!

Joe King
5th September 2010, 11:05 PM
A penis can be used to commit rape. Do they intend to disembowel people as they come in?

If they are afraid of armed citizens, what they need to do is clean up their act. Of course they know that. That's why they're afraid!
But they're only following policy. So it's all ok. :sarc: