The Quran Barbecue

[Phoenix]

You didn't think I'd really do it, did you?

Death threats to my Private Message box, please. ;D

[Phoenix]

My wife didn't want her hamburger contaminated with this filth, so I threw the remains in the trash once the ritual was complete.

[Phoenix]

The hamburgers were delicious!

Should have had pork sausages, too.

[Joe King]

Did you buy a new grill to burn it in, too?

Looks like it's never been used before.

[RJB]

You screwed it up. You should have used it to light the charcol instead of just wasting the flame. What kind of prepper are you?

[Phoenix]

Did you buy a new grill to burn it in, too?

Looks like it's never been used before.



That's correct. It's a new Weber. My neighbor accidentally damaged our previous one.

[Phoenix]

You screwed it up. You should have used it to light the charcol instead of just wasting the flame. What kind of prepper are you?


My wife didn't want it mixed with the charcoal, either.

[wildcard]

Did you buy a new grill to burn it in, too?

Looks like it's never been used before.



That's correct. It's a new Weber. My neighbor accidentally damaged our previous one.


Doing controlled demolition work no doubt.

[RJB]

My wife didn't want it mixed with the charcoal, either.
It would have been better than a petroleum product.

BTW what was her objection? That it wouldn't be kosher? :D

[Gaillo]

I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Phoenix, but the new grill and what appears to be the reflection of at least 4 people in the shiny black paint makes me suspicious.

Photograph the same grill, against the same yard/lawn background, with a hand printed "GS-US>GIM2" note where the quran was and post it here, or it didn't happen! ;)

[Phoenix]

I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Phoenix, but the new grill and what appears to be the reflection of at least 4 people in the shiny black paint makes me suspicious.

Photograph the same grill, against the same yard/lawn background, with a hand printed "GS-US>GIM2" note where the quran was and post it here, or it didn't happen! ;)


Since you're calling me a liar, despite your denial, will you give me $20 if I do this? ;D

[Gaillo]

I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Phoenix, but the new grill and what appears to be the reflection of at least 4 people in the shiny black paint makes me suspicious.

Photograph the same grill, against the same yard/lawn background, with a hand printed "GS-US>GIM2" note where the quran was and post it here, or it didn't happen! ;)


Since you're calling me a liar, despite your denial, will you give me $20 if I do this? ;D


I'm not calling you anything... just being my usual paranoid self, not blindly accepting claims at face value. Why, by the way, should I give you ANYTHING? It seems that proving my suspicions to be wrong and maintaining your credibility would be reward enough for you! ;D

[Phoenix]

I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Phoenix, but the new grill and what appears to be the reflection of at least 4 people in the shiny black paint makes me suspicious.

Photograph the same grill, against the same yard/lawn background, with a hand printed "GS-US>GIM2" note where the quran was and post it here, or it didn't happen! ;)


Since you're calling me a liar, despite your denial, will you give me $20 if I do this? ;D


I'm not calling you anything... just being my usual paranoid self, not blindly accepting claims at face value. Why, by the way, should I give you ANYTHING? It seems that proving my suspicions to be wrong and maintaining your credibility would be reward enough for you! ;D


If this isn't good enough for you, too bad - taken with a flash, since it's 10:30 at night. (charcoal did not burn completely since it's a remnant of an old bag)

[Joe King]

I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Phoenix, but the new grill and what appears to be the reflection of at least 4 people in the shiny black paint makes me suspicious.

Photograph the same grill, against the same yard/lawn background, with a hand printed "GS-US>GIM2" note where the quran was and post it here, or it didn't happen! ;)
Good eye!
After reading your post and looking again, I'd say 5

BTW Phoenix, looks like you should mow your yard. Maybe give it a lil' water too. lol

[Gaillo]

Right on!
Suspicions dissipated..

How many people WERE at the burning, BTW? is my reflection count off by much?

[Joe King]

What kind of charcoal is that?

[Ponce]

That looks like fun......anyone knows where I can get one of those roll ups Jewish Bibles so that I can do the same......only thing in that in mine it will be sourounded by shit........even if I can't do it......considered done.

[Phoenix]

Right on!
Suspicions dissipated..

How many people WERE at the burning, BTW? is my reflection count off by much?


Two in the proximity of the kettle, one standing back.

[Phoenix]

What kind of charcoal is that?



Old Match Light. Should've just thrown it out.

[Phoenix]

That looks like fun......anyone knows where I can get one of those roll ups Jewish Bibles so that I can do the same......only thing in that in mine it will be sourounded by sh*t........even if I can't do it......considered done.


You want to burn the Torah Scrolls (Old Testament) or the Babylonian Talmud?