Just wanted to say Howdy

[Hillbilly]

I'm newly registered but have been a long time lurker going back to the old website.

Cheers

-Hillbilly 8)

[1970 silver art]

Welcome to GSUS Hillbilly. :)

[Ponce]

Hey there, welcome from a Cuban brother........I am a Cuban hillbilly born at a sugar plantation ;D

[Hillbilly]

Hey there, welcome from a Cuban brother........I am a Cuban hillbilly born at a sugar plantation ;D


I think if Hillbillys around the world united the world would be a better place. The Hillbilly Party in 2012! ;D

[EE_]

Well let's just see if you really are a good hillbilly.
This is a test! If you pass the test, we'll roll out the welcome wagon.


Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

[Ponce]

CRAP EE.......that's me ::)

[EE_]

CRAP EE.......that's me ::)


No help from the audience please!

[Libertarian_Guard]

What hills are you from Billy?

[ximmy]

I always wondered what a blue ridge mountain jamboree is?

[Hillbilly]

I like that picture, it looks like my Great, Great Grandpa. Moonshine was a big part of my family all the way up until the mid 60's.

[ximmy]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?

[EE_]

I like that picture, it looks like my Great, Great Grandpa. Moonshine was a big part of my family all the way up until the mid 60's.


Sorry, you didn't pass the test, so no welcome wagon...but welcome anyway!

That is the infamous "Popcorn" Sutton!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPuWX7d7yEw

Tales of the Last Moonshiner
— By Tim Murphy

Bybee, Tennessee—The road to Cocke County from the Great Smoky Mountains takes us through Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, the Crabbe and Goyle of modern American tourist sprawl. You'll pass by, in no particular order, a "Ripley's Believe it or Not!" museum (ubiquitous wherever geographical oddities and commercial zoning coincide); a "Hollywood Wax Museum"; no fewer than 15 places to buy moccasins; frontier-themed amusement parks; fake waterfalls; "Hillbilly Golf"; some place called "Magiquest," which I think has something to do with magic; a dinosaur museum; a store selling nothing but "As Seen on TV" products; and Dollywood, the world's only Dolly Parton theme park. It's the real-life equivalent of an avalanche of pop-up windows, made all the more jarring by the fact that it immediately follows the serenity of the Smokies.

But the roadside SPAM ends by the time you get to Cocke County, an hour up the road. Cocke used to be the moonshine capital of the United States, but now, with bootlegging no longer worth the risk (for the most part), younger generations have turned to more modern occupations: White lightning was replaced by marijuana, which was replaced by cocaine, and now that, according to Ray Snader, who covers the area for a local radio station, has been replaced by chop shops and salvage switch operations—a process in which car thefts swap vehicle information numbers of a stolen car with that of a wrecked car. Those lines of work, coupled with perpetually high unemployment figures, lend themselves to a distrust of government and anyone who comes between you and your community, which is part of the reason why Eastern Tennessee is one of the more conservatives regions in the United States. As Ray puts it: "You talk to some of the old people, and they say, 'You can say it was illegal and we don't like to break the law, but when it comes down to breaking the law and feeding the family, or not feeding the family, we feed the family.'"

Moonshine may be entering its twilight—the Tennessee legislature recently passed a law legalizing moonshine distilleries, which means that pretty soon it'll be just another piece of roadside kitsch you can buy with your moccasins in Gatlinburg. Ray tells me the story of "Popcorn" Sutton, a notorious moonshiner who committed suicide in March of 2009 before he was set to begin serving an 18-month prison term. Popcorn, says Ray, "was the end of an era." Here's his story:

http://motherjones.com/road-trip-blog/2010/07/last-days-popcorn-sutton

[EE_]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?


And your a thin, long legged, little vixin! :-*

[Libertarian_Guard]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?


Back in the olden days, when folks used the out house, if there wasn't a corn cob about to clean up with, they would make do with a cornhusker.

[Dogman]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?


Back in the olden days, when folks used the out house, if there wasn't a corn cob about to clean up with, they would make do with a cornhusker.


Mail order catalogs worked just fine ;D

[Libertarian_Guard]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?


Back in the olden days, when folks used the out house, if there wasn't a corn cob about to clean up with, they would make do with a cornhusker.


Mail order catalogs worked just fine ;D


O.K. then. I'll assume that you are not from Nebraska.

[Dogman]

Who is this?

http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hillbilly.jpg

Is it a corn-huskin wild eyed mountain boy?


Back in the olden days, when folks used the out house, if there wasn't a corn cob about to clean up with, they would make do with a cornhusker.


Mail order catalogs worked just fine ;D


O.K. then. I'll assume that you are not from Nebraska.


:lol

You have assumed correctly!

My grandfokes said back in the late 1800's and early 1900's old catalogs
were a prized item to have.

:lol

[ximmy]

Is this a blue ridge mountain jamboree?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sP5RJHuUBg

[ximmy]

Or maybe this is... I ain't fer sure... yup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0mvIR0C02w

[zap]

Here's one for ya, tell me how to work it. Yep they made it here. Dad and him

[EE_]

Or maybe this is... I ain't fer sure... yup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0mvIR0C02w




That movie made Ned Beatty famous!
Not the kind of thing that you want to be famous for though. :o

[kregener]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:gHh7dWaxBIyYMM:http://msp420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/8thstretch/hillbilly.jpg&t=1

[Hillbilly]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.

[EE_]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?

[ximmy]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



what about the gimp test... bring out the gimp

[EE_]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



what about the gimp test... bring out the gimp


Yes bring out the gimp!
For all we know this guy could be Jewish?

[Hillbilly]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



How all y'all doing?

[1970 silver art]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



How all y'all doing?


Yep. You passed the test. ;D

[EE_]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



How all y'all doing?




Okay, I see you fixed your answer just in time.

Well Howdo Mr. Hillbilly!
http://api.ning.com/files/wmkUMYNRolU8Y-Zyy0nrBRbruntfQ4-JrTnQUAMrcEBz3dRSqa8bOmvtUam6nI5*XWk7X0zTSJBF7iXmS L8FGH*JmJg14Ni4/welcomewagon1.jpg

[ximmy]

Should we get medieval on him or give him another chance???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOn1dFmFds

[1970 silver art]

Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm glad I finally got around to registering so that I could get in on the talk around here.





Okay, I'm going to give you one more test to see if you are really a hillbilly. Then we'll roll out the welcome wagon.
Q. If you address someone as yall, how would you address a group?



How all y'all doing?


Sorry, wrong again!
Every self respectin hillbilly knows that "all yall" is plurel for yall!


Hahahaha. I cut him some slack. He still passed the test but it was not a 100% score. I had to deduct some points. ;D

I hereby certify Hillbilly as a hillbilly. ;D

[Libertarian_Guard]

This thread reminds me of the old T.V. show, "What's My Line" where the regular contestants, while blindfolded, try to guess, by asking questions, who the guest is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYTIMCmemA8

[EE_]

If Mr. Hillbilly wants to up his score he can go for the bonus question?

Who's yourin favort TV character?

1. http://clubs-orgs.colstate.edu/sinfonia/images/Andy%20Griffith.jpg
2. http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ernest.jpg
3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sq-S2qoCddI/AAAAAAAAKhc/A3FueSPFMJ0/s400/jethro_bodine.jpg
4. http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQJMmd6WsAlV3qchbWC9t16AAAAAqOgb a1Di9n8PvU7qNaUema
5. http://www.austinarticles.com/images/friends/elly_may_clampett.jpg

[Apparition]

Hello there, Hillbilly.

I hope you have a great time here.

[Hillbilly]

If Mr. Hillbilly wants to up his score he can go for the bonus question?

Who's yourin favort TV character?

1. http://clubs-orgs.colstate.edu/sinfonia/images/Andy%20Griffith.jpg
2. http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ernest.jpg
3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sq-S2qoCddI/AAAAAAAAKhc/A3FueSPFMJ0/s400/jethro_bodine.jpg
4. http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQJMmd6WsAlV3qchbWC9t16AAAAAqOgb a1Di9n8PvU7qNaUema
5. http://www.austinarticles.com/images/friends/elly_may_clampett.jpg


Uncle Jed was cool but Daisy May was HOT!

[osoab]

Welcome hillbilly,

Where are the free samples being handed out at?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2092242/2/istockphoto_2092242-moonshine-jug.jpg

[Hillbilly]

If Mr. Hillbilly wants to up his score he can go for the bonus question?

Who's yourin favort TV character?

1. http://clubs-orgs.colstate.edu/sinfonia/images/Andy%20Griffith.jpg
2. http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ernest.jpg
3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sq-S2qoCddI/AAAAAAAAKhc/A3FueSPFMJ0/s400/jethro_bodine.jpg
4. http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQJMmd6WsAlV3qchbWC9t16AAAAAqOgb a1Di9n8PvU7qNaUema
5. http://www.austinarticles.com/images/friends/elly_may_clampett.jpg


Uncle Jed was cool but Daisy May was HOT!


Actually it was "Elly" May but Daisy Duke was the one who really spun my windmill ;D

[StackerKen]

Welcome Hillbilly :)

[EE_]

If Mr. Hillbilly wants to up his score he can go for the bonus question?

Who's yourin favort TV character?

1. http://clubs-orgs.colstate.edu/sinfonia/images/Andy%20Griffith.jpg
2. http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ernest.jpg
3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sq-S2qoCddI/AAAAAAAAKhc/A3FueSPFMJ0/s400/jethro_bodine.jpg
4. http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQJMmd6WsAlV3qchbWC9t16AAAAAqOgb a1Di9n8PvU7qNaUema
5. http://www.austinarticles.com/images/friends/elly_may_clampett.jpg


Uncle Jed was cool but Daisy May was HOT!

Man you are all messed up!
Her TV name was Elly May!
And dispite all the young boys masterbating over her, Andy Griffith was by far the most popular of them all!

[Hillbilly]

If Mr. Hillbilly wants to up his score he can go for the bonus question?

Who's yourin favort TV character?

1. http://clubs-orgs.colstate.edu/sinfonia/images/Andy%20Griffith.jpg
2. http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ernest.jpg
3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sq-S2qoCddI/AAAAAAAAKhc/A3FueSPFMJ0/s400/jethro_bodine.jpg
4. http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQJMmd6WsAlV3qchbWC9t16AAAAAqOgb a1Di9n8PvU7qNaUema
5. http://www.austinarticles.com/images/friends/elly_may_clampett.jpg


Uncle Jed was cool but Daisy May was HOT!

Man you are all messed up!
Her TV name was Elly May!
And dispite all the young boys masterbating over her, Andy Griffith was by far the most popular of them all!


Ya I had a brain fart for a minute there but corrected myself in the next post.

I always hated Griffith though. Thank God Ron Howard when onto American Graffiti and Happy Days.

[ximmy]

well tarnation!

[EE_]

Welcome!


An here she is today!
Trust me, you don't want to see her in those shorts now!
http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/Catherine-Bach.jpg

[Gaillo]

Beauty fades... but Ugly goes clean through to the bone! ;D

[Hillbilly]

Welcome!


An here she is today!
Trust me, you don't want to see her in those shorts now!
http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/Catherine-Bach.jpg


She might be bigger now but still beautiful, especially for her age.

[1970 silver art]

Welcome!


An here she is today!
Trust me, you don't want to see her in those shorts now!
http://www.sevensidedcube.net/wp-content/uploads/Catherine-Bach.jpg


She might be bigger now but still beautiful, especially for her age.


She still looks good to me in my opinion and besides, isn't big also beautiful? ;D

[Book]

How all y'all doing?



http://www.shelbyfree.com/Images/hillbilly-jim-interview-20070122041104368-000.jpg

You sure are trying hard to create this disarming "aw shucks" goyim persona. No hillbilly in the real world has an internet connection and a computer and found "hisself" posting on this obscure forum. The Southern Poverty Law Center is trying too hard...hilarious!

:ROFL:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GUbvgEZ5_5Q/S6pW7FLwTjI/AAAAAAAAJ7E/ZvX1fzr_rec/s1600/v.j.laptop..jpg

[Hillbilly]

How all y'all doing?



http://www.shelbyfree.com/Images/hillbilly-jim-interview-20070122041104368-000.jpg

You sure are trying hard to create this disarming "aw shucks" goyim persona. No hillbilly in the real world has an internet connection and a computer and found "hisself" posting on this obscure forum. The Southern Poverty Law Center is trying too hard...hilarious!

:ROFL:


Just being my self. I guess you could call me a sophisticated Hillbilly seeing as how I have a computer LOL

[Book]

Just being my self. I guess you could call me a sophisticated Hillbilly seeing as how I have a computer LOL



http://ruadajudiaria.com/images/blog/KinkyFriedman01.jpg

Yeah...Kinky Friedman traded his kippah for a cowboy hat too...lol.

:ROFL:

[ximmy]

Them boys is on a roundup...

[Hillbilly]

Just being my self. I guess you could call me a sophisticated Hillbilly seeing as how I have a computer LOL



http://ruadajudiaria.com/images/blog/KinkyFriedman01.jpg

Yeah...Kinky Friedman traded his kippah for a cowboy hat too...lol.

:ROFL:


Your point is?

[Horn]

Your point is?


Do then initials JP have any sort of significance to you?

[Hillbilly]

Your point is?


Do then initials JP have any sort of significance to you?




Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?

[30pcsAg]

Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?


No jokin phoenix? I figgrd yas roun the Shasta parts. We here know real hillbilly speek is How yall all doin? :o

[Hillbilly]

Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?


No jokin phoenix? I figgrd yas roun the Shasta parts. We here know real hillbilly speek is How yall all doin? :o


No, I'm a totally original poster. I do know who you are talking about though because I have been following things clear from the old site.

[ximmy]

and he eats hillbilly bread...

[Hillbilly]

and he eats hillbilly bread...




I prefer Sour Dough myself. ;D

[zap]

Cathrine Bach is 55 for christ sakes... I don't know who Hillbilly is, but I'm sure we'll find out.

Question for ya Hillbilly, do you eat dinner or supper at noon for lunch?

[30pcsAg]

Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?


No jokin phoenix? I figgrd yas roun the Shasta parts. We here know real hillbilly speek is How yall all doin? :o


No, I'm a totally original poster. I do know who you are talking about though because I have been following things clear from the old site.


Anyhoo, good ta see ya. Maybe ya might stay a spell. Oh and mamboni dishis up a mite fein bagl;D

[Horn]

Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?


No jokin phoenix? I figgrd yas roun the Shasta parts. We here know real hillbilly speek is How yall all doin? :o


No, I'm a totally original poster. I do know who you are talking about though because I have been following things clear from the old site.


Welcome, Hillbilly.

I come from a long line of them myself, on my Pappy's side.

[Hillbilly]

Not unless you are talking about Joaquin Phoenix?


No jokin phoenix? I figgrd yas roun the Shasta parts. We here know real hillbilly speek is How yall all doin? :o


No, I'm a totally original poster. I do know who you are talking about though because I have been following things clear from the old site.


Welcome, Hillbilly.

I come from a long line of them myself, on my Pappy's side.



Thanks :)

[Book]

O.K. then. I'll assume that you are not from Nebraska.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbI7T1P3j6E

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