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Ponce
27th September 2010, 04:41 PM
Anyway, nothing like being a retiree to loose track of time.....not only the day but even the month ::)

I am due in court of the fourth and I know that it is on a monday so that today in panic I called the court house to tell them that I was due in court today at 1 pm........I gave the lady my ticket summons number and she says to me "You must be a retiree"...........I said "WHATTTTTTTTTT" and she says......"Only a retiree would loose track of time, today is monday the 27 and not the 4th" hahahahahahahahahahahah...... anyway, by making a mistake I saved myself a 70 mile trip to get a trial date because she is going to send me the date by mail.

Also when ever I make a check for payment of something I have to check and see the date......... for being so intelligent I am pretty stupid....................SHUT UP, NO COMMENT FROM YOU GUYS.

Dogman
27th September 2010, 04:48 PM
:ROFL: :ROFL:

General of Darkness
27th September 2010, 04:56 PM
Ponce is done, put a fork in him.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7z3fbbERTPE/SwNlnPZ6tTI/AAAAAAAADAc/BqOk30jvjwE/s1600/111809puttheforkinhunger.jpg

Ponce
27th September 2010, 05:04 PM
In me hell, I could use it to eat with........

mtnman
27th September 2010, 05:44 PM
Heck I don't even keep up with what time it is. When my belly rumbles it's time to eat and when I get sleepy it's time for bed. Close enough for me!