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zap
29th September 2010, 07:25 PM
So I have both hands full of groceries, and wearing my sunglasses as always, she is walking in front of me onto the side walk and runs, jumps and screams snake, Well there I am can't see with my sunglasses on and both hands full, and she is way over there hollering at me there's a snake, a snake , I am trying to look but can't see sh*t with the shades on, so I have to drop all the groceries to take off the glasses all the while not moving hoping it isn't a rattler and hollering at her where, where is this damn snake, I finally spot it a little garder snake.

Thank god it was not a rattler. :D

The moral of the story is , if you can't see outta your damn sunglasses get a new pair, or at least take them off before you get out of the car.

Ponce
29th September 2010, 07:29 PM
Took my Rossi Boa to the barber shop and hung it from the hat rack.......a blk guy came in, screamed and took off running...........the barber told me never to come back........this was back in 1968.

Dogman
29th September 2010, 07:29 PM
So I have both hands full of groceries, and wearing my sunglasses as always, she is walking in front of me onto the side walk and runs, jumps and screams snake, Well there I am can't see with my sunglasses on and both hands full, and she is way over there hollering at me there's a snake, a snake , I am trying to look but can't see sh*t with the shades on, so I have to drop all the groceries to take off the glasses all the while not moving hoping it isn't a rattler and hollering at her where, where is this damn snake, I finally spot it a little garder snake.

Thank god it was not a rattler. :D

The moral of the story is , if you] can't see] outta your damn sunglasses get a new pair, or at least take them off before you get out of the car.



Shouldn't that read " get in the car?"

MNeagle
29th September 2010, 07:39 PM
Wow Zap, a day of adventure(s) for you eh?

You be careful out there!

Serpo
30th September 2010, 12:18 AM
Took my Rossi Boa to the barber shop and hung it from the hat rack.......a blk guy came in, screamed and took off running...........the barber told me never to come back........this was back in 1968.


On the hat rack...hahaha

Didnt they have a snake rack....haha

woodman
30th September 2010, 01:30 AM
Took my Rossi Boa to the barber shop and hung it from the hat rack.......a blk guy came in, screamed and took off running...........the barber told me never to come back........this was back in 1968.


Ponce, were you taking the snake in for a hair cut?

jaybone
30th September 2010, 04:34 AM
A couple years ago I discovered that if you look into the sun WITH EYELIDS CLOSED for a couple minutes, and repeat this daily for a couple weeks, you will no longer need to use sunglasses, other than for things like fishing or walking on bright white snow.

The first few times my eyes teared up like crazy, but my lids were shut, it was a mental thing. I got over that and have not put a pair on since.

EE_
30th September 2010, 04:48 AM
A couple years ago I discovered that if you look into the sun WITH EYELIDS CLOSED for a couple minutes, and repeat this daily for a couple weeks, you will no longer need to use sunglasses, other than for things like fishing or walking on bright white snow.

The first few times my eyes teared up like crazy, but my lids were shut, it was a mental thing. I got over that and have not put a pair on since.




http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/03/RayMilland_XrayEyes-thumb-300x284-14616.jpg

Dogman
30th September 2010, 04:59 AM
A couple years ago I discovered that if you look into the sun WITH EYELIDS CLOSED for a couple minutes, and repeat this daily for a couple weeks, you will no longer need to use sunglasses, other than for things like fishing or walking on bright white snow.

The first few times my eyes teared up like crazy, but my lids were shut, it was a mental thing. I got over that and have not put a pair on since.




http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/03/RayMilland_XrayEyes-thumb-300x284-14616.jpg


On the other hand if the sunglasses are way too dark you may end up with eyes like this guy.