Just got off the phone with a political pollster

[Korbin Dallas]

She calls and asks if I had a minute to answer a few questions about the upcoming election. First question, who am I going to vote for, Jerry Brown or Meg Whitman. I say Dale Ogden. She tells me I have two choices, Meg or Jerry. I get into it with her saying there are several candidates on the ballot. Being the puppet that she is, it doesn't compute, so I say "none of the above".

Then she moves on to the Senate race, choices being Carly Fiorina or Babs Botoxer. I tell her Gail Lightfoot, once again, does not compute. I complain to her about my lack of choices in her stupid poll, then I hung up.

Damn.

rant over

[JohnQPublic]

Looks like the "electable" lineup is already made...

Just choose puppet "A" or puppet "B"




Hey this is Amerika. We get twice as many choices as North Korea.


http://vimdy.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/477px-kim-jong-il_portrait.jpg

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[Book]

We get twice as many choices as North Korea.



http://missiledefense.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pg-24-north-korea-g_178232s.jpg

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http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Soccer_sexy_cheerleaders_b-5773.jpeg

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http://combatblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Odb_welfare2.jpg

[SHTF2010]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/illusion-of-free-choice.jpg

[PatColo]

Looks like the "electable" lineup is already made...



The "Help America Vote Act" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help_America_Vote_Act) will see to that, just in case too many get to uppity...

http://blackboxvoting.org

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrDzZCOQtI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viVAAy_qkx0

[Korbin Dallas]

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