How to avoid a Pee Pee stabbing.

[Mad_Max]

You are going to scare off the flock of newbie's with you "Dick stabbing".


Who has the list of things to avoid a Dick stabbing?

[ximmy]

You could try one of these...

[zap]

:ROFL:

[1970 silver art]

One way to avoid a "Pee Pee" stabbing on GSUS is to not get General of Darkness mad. :D ;D

[SLV^GLD]

You had best pray to GoD you don't get dick stabbed.

[1970 silver art]

No posting of rocket pics when Gold and Silver prices are on the rise.
Here's an example of a prohibited picture ;D
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0BaaUPafTxmVE0Y1QXA_dLkyGgiS_h U8Bviq5D0bUD-Dboms9





The use of the word "rocket" is also prohibited. ;D

[Luis337]

You could try one of these...



why does it have a little flower on it?? is that a chastity belt? LOL for all over?

[keehah]

Don't be a wanker. ;)

[Mad_Max]

You had best pray to GoD you don't get dick stabbed.





If I pray, and I might... I pray I don't get dick stabbed.

It's one of those hidden threats you never think of. Gun shot to the abominal, that's a given, knife to the liver, head shot, overdose..



Dick stabbed is a new level....

[zap]

Had to bump this thread , I see GoD is online

[Book]

I use to have a pair of Barbed Wire Penis Extractors, but I don't know where I put them. :conf:

Sure would be nice to pull them out and go for a drive! :D ;D



Do I need to call the ISP (http://www.jbot.ca/images/cars/02/02-39.jpg)?

:D

[Dogman]

I use to have a pair of Barbed Wire Penis Extractors, but I don't know where I put them. :conf:

Sure would be nice to pull them out and go for a drive! :D ;D


Do you think they would work on spines?

Hard cover and or soft?


;D

[solid]

You could try one of these...



The ximmy scares the piss out of me.. I'll just say it. I can't be alone here, wtf?

[zap]

You could try one of these...



The ximmy scares the piss out of me.. I'll just say it. I can't be alone here, wtf?


Don't worry Solid , You are a friend of mine I won't let her put a belt on you unless you want her too. :D ;)

EDIT; I don't know,(scary) leave it up to Ximmy ! :whip :ROFL:

[solid]

Don't worry Solid , You are a friend of mine I won't let her put a belt on you unless you want her too. :D ;)


Gee, thanks zap. :) What the hell is that thing though? Good Lord.

[Dogman]

You could try one of these...



The ximmy scares the piss out of me.. I'll just say it. I can't be alone here, wtf?


Don't worry Solid , You are a friend of mine I won't let her put a belt on you unless you want her too. :D ;)


Good giggly wiggly S/M now we are talking!!! ;D ;D ;D :lol :lol :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip

[solid]

Good giggly wiggly S/M now we are talking!!! ;D ;D ;D :lol :lol :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip


It's all fun and games until you end up getting whipped by ximmy.

I can't be the only one who notices her posts are all about men getting the hammer brought down on them. Men getting knocked out.

It's all about the beating on men. Now it's this creepy belt she's endorsing. She posted a pic of her barbeque, which consisted of a bunch of penises roasting.

I am all about free speech, but damn. Rough stuff, for sure.

[Dogman]

Good giggly wiggly S/M now we are talking!!! ;D ;D ;D :lol :lol :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip


It's all fun and games until you end up getting whipped by ximmy.

I can't be the only one who notices her posts are all about men getting the hammer brought down on them. Men getting knocked out.

It's all about the beating on men. Now it's this creepy belt she's endorsing. She posted a pic of her barbeque, which consisted of a bunch of penises roasting.

I am all about free speech, but damn. Rough stuff, for sure.


Whimp!! :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

[solid]

Whimp!! :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:


:ROFL: :ROFL: I need to toughen up, for sure, but I don't want to be tough enough for that!!!

[Dogman]

Good giggly wiggly S/M now we are talking!!! ;D ;D ;D :lol :lol :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip


It's all fun and games until you end up getting whipped by ximmy.

I can't be the only one who notices her posts are all about men getting the hammer brought down on them. Men getting knocked out.

It's all about the beating on men. Now it's this creepy belt she's endorsing. She posted a pic of her barbeque, which consisted of a bunch of penises roasting.

I am all about free speech, but damn. Rough stuff, for sure.


Now for a man that likes challenges, perfect! Taming of the shrew can lead to hot mind bending

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[solid]

Now for a man that likes challenges, perfect! Taming of the screw can lead to hot mind bending

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


;D Good luck. If you need backup, I will be ready and willing to not help. ;D

I admire your sense of adventure, but I would suggest a lesser taming for practice and success...before tackling the challenge of the ximmy.

[Dogman]

Now for a man that likes challenges, perfect! Taming of the screw can lead to hot mind bending

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


;D Good luck. If you need backup, I will be ready and willing to not help. ;D

I admire your sense of adventure, but I would suggest a lesser taming for practice and success...before tackling the challenge of the ximmy.




Starting to get too old for the games, but you my friend are a young buck, always keep in mind the greater the challenge the better the reward..
Some of the best sx is when you both try to kill each other, and dominate ;D ;D ;D very hot and steamy!!

[1970 silver art]

Good giggly wiggly S/M now we are talking!!! ;D ;D ;D :lol :lol :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip :whip


It's all fun and games until you end up getting whipped by ximmy.

I can't be the only one who notices her posts are all about men getting the hammer brought down on them. Men getting knocked out.

It's all about the beating on men. Now it's this creepy belt she's endorsing. She posted a pic of her barbeque, which consisted of a bunch of penises roasting.

I am all about free speech, but damn. Rough stuff, for sure.


Hey Solid, I would not worry about it. The only thing that I would just do is protect your dick by getting a dick shield and move on with your life. To be honest with you, I am not worried about my dick getting stabbed because Ximmy and General of Darkness live in California and I live in Tennessee. They are not going to go through the trouble paying $100's of dollars for a plane ticket and going to the airport to get scannned and groped by TSA goons and then fly 2000 miles to just to come to Tennessee to stab me in the dick. Distance protects me from dick stabbings from Ximmy and General of Darkness. I am at peace with myself knowing that I can take a leak in peace.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[SLV^GLD]

GoD has operatives everywhere. They are Butterfly Mind Slaves. All GoD has to do is dial a phone number and utter a code word and someone as close as the worker in the cubicle next to you will execute the dick stabbing for him. Don't be so confident, Mr. Outlaw.

[keehah]

Make sure there is not a Hollywood agent in the room. ;D

(Californication clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH1MGImi5ts

[1970 silver art]

GoD has operatives everywhere. They are Butterfly Mind Slaves. All GoD has to do is dial a phone number and utter a code word and someone as close as the worker in the cubicle next to you will execute the dick stabbing for him. Don't be so confident, Mr. Outlaw.


Really? Is that called the Brotherhood of Dick Stabbers? :D ;D

[SLV^GLD]

Really? Is that called the Brotherhood of Dick Stabbers? :D ;D
The Legions of Darkness, actually.

[1970 silver art]

Really? Is that called the Brotherhood of Dick Stabbers? :D ;D
The Legions of Darkness, actually.


I was thinking all this time that I was safe from a dick stabbing. I was wrong. Bummer................Now I have to watch my back.........er my junk. ;) ;D

[gunDriller]

all a person needs to do is carry their PMs in their underwear.

as if they needed a reason !

[ximmy]

LOL solid!!! http://gold-silver.us/forum/Smileys/default/th36_12_6.gif

ximmy is not a dick stabber... umm consciously speaking... maybe a SWIFT KICK... but not too violent... :D

[solid]

ximmy is not a dick stabber... umm consciously speaking... maybe a SWIFT KICK... but not too violent... :D




;D That is good to know, ximmy. It's the things we take for granted sometimes. As long as a guy can get through the day without getting his dick stabbed, or a swift kick, life can be great. :)

[milehi]

LOL solid!!! http://gold-silver.us/forum/Smileys/default/th36_12_6.gif

ximmy is not a dick stabber... umm consciously speaking... maybe a SWIFT KICK... but not too violent... :D




If we establish a safe word everything should be fine....right?

[1970 silver art]

LOL solid!!! http://gold-silver.us/forum/Smileys/default/th36_12_6.gif

ximmy is not a dick stabber... umm consciously speaking... maybe a SWIFT KICK... but not too violent... :D




If we establish a safe word everything should be fine....right?


There are no guarantees milehi. ;D A dick stabbing could still occur if an "unwritten" rule was violated. :D No one is safe from a dick stabbing.

[SLV^GLD]

There are no guarantees milehi. ;D A dick stabbing could still occur if an "unwritten" rule was violated. :D No one is safe from a dick stabbing.
Now you are aware and that is half the battle. Acknowledge the facts and be prepared. Hope for the best. Only you can protect you.

[Dogman]

Easy just do not piss GoD off!!!!


:ROFL:


Hi but fuck!!!! said in good humor and all

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[1970 silver art]

There are no guarantees milehi. ;D A dick stabbing could still occur if an "unwritten" rule was violated. :D No one is safe from a dick stabbing.
Now you are aware and that is half the battle. Acknowledge the facts and be prepared. Hope for the best. Only you can protect you.


I will admit that I was in denial all this time and it was very painful for me to accept the reality that even I could get stabbed in the dick. I do not want to be a punk so therefore I must protect my junk. ;D

[gunDriller]

Dick Stabbing

/\ If my last name was "Stabbing", I would not name my son Richard.