Rent-A-Negro.com

[BillBoard]

http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html

NEW Age-of-Obama Specials!

In this modern age of changing nations, Rent-a-Negro is here to keep you current! Here is our special Age-of-Obama offerings, perfect for liberal lefties!

Classic Rentals:

• "I'm not racist, I voted for Obama!" $150

• "Racism is over, now a black man is President." $150

• "You should be more like Barack Obama" $300

• "You all have come so far, a black man is now President!"

• Patting yourself on the back for the end of racism while no people of color are in the room (or on your TV show): $500

• Excusing racist cartoons as "regular presidential mockery" $75

• Asking if Obama will be an Uncle Tom (shout-out to Ralph Nader) $1000

New Service:

• Hire a black friend to attend the inauguration or come to a State of the Union party: $250





Event Rates

• Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

• Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour


• Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour

• Drop-in/Appearances: $200 each

• Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

• Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour

Ongoing/Retainer Services

• $15,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 6 Consultations)



Additional Services
• "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per 30min phone call or
email (24 hr response time)


• Touch Hair: $100 each time

• Touch Skin: $125 each touch

• Compare Your Skin Tone: $150


• Say "you look just like..." another black person: $200

• "You're so..." (articulate, clean, well-educated, easy to talk to etc.) $250 per insult couched as praise

• Call him/her "brotha," "bro," "brah," "sista," "girlfriend" or "gurrrl": $150 each time

• Use of "African American slang." $100 each

• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch


• "Just let it go." Overlooking racism: $1500 per incident

[General of Darkness]

I don't get it. :dunno

[BillBoard]

I don't get it. :dunno


Sorry GoD, the school my children attend is teaching my kids about race relations and abuse. I am looking for the positive side of things, since I am a victim of my wife's abuse (she limits my purchase of precious metals to a few ounces a week).

[LuckyStrike]

I don't get it. :dunno


I think it's like rent a negro in order to help you into our out of a situation. For example

"Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

So if you are accused of being a racist you can rent a groid for 1500 dollars to vouch that you aren't a racist.

[General of Darkness]

I don't get it. :dunno


Sorry GoD, the school my children attend is teaching my kids about race relations and abuse. I am looking for the positive side of things, since I am a victim of my wife's abuse (she limits my purchase of precious metals to a few ounces a week).


No worries, but I'll bet money that a jew owns it, they always play both sides of the coin. As most people know, I'm pro-white, I work in the interests of white people, and call EVERYONE out on their bullsh*t. I don't find this type of humor funny, because there's a perception that it gives off, and it gives off that white are racist. Just my 2 cents.

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[EE_]

When did the white/Arab Obama become a negro? :dunno

[mrnhtbr2232]

No worries, but I'll bet money that a jew owns it, they always play both sides of the coin. As most people know, I'm pro-white, I work in the interests of white people, and call EVERYONE out on their bullsh*t. I don't find this type of humor funny, because there's a perception that it gives off, and it gives off that white are racist. Just my 2 cents.


Well GoD, here's the bio for the website's creator:

"damali ayo is an artist and author. She is a keen observer of culture, and has a passion for helping people grow and evolve, with a goal of making the world a better place for us all. damali and her work have been featured in over 100 publications world-wide including Harpers, the Village Voice, Salon.com, the Washington Post, Seattle Times, Chicago Tribune, Redbook Magazine and CSPAN2's Book TV. She is a frequent guest commentator on public radio.

Her books, lectures, and workshops take one of our culture's toughest topics– race, and make it manageable and fun. damali's passion for connecting social issues and helping people improve their lives led her to launch the first sliding-scale, eco-friendly clothing company, which provided its customers with resources on green living, fitness, nutrition, and conscious shopping."

As a black woman she obviously gets a pass claiming to making racism manageable and fun. Your contention the work is actually painting whites as racists out of hand would appear to be right on the money.

[Hillbilly]

It's probably from these guys ;D

www.gnaa.eu/

there spokesman looks a little like Obummer too.

[Olmstein]

If you liked that, you will love this:

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

[Argentium]

In the case of negroes, renting is a much better option than owning.

[madfranks]

Did anyone here ever listen to the Phil Hendrie show back when he was on the air? He did the fake interviews with his characters, pushing satire to hilarious ends. Well once he had a "guest" who was an old white guy running for office, and he was on Phil's show to get black people to call in and agree to come to a fund raiser at his house, where there would be lots of fried chicken and watermelon, but the only caveat is they had to stay outside because he didn't want them in the house. And then the callers call in and go nuts on this guy. It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[BrewTech]

LOL... I haven't listened to a Phil show in a long time... I always wondered if the callers were plants as well, but could never come to any conclusion... very well done satire.

[Korbin Dallas]

Phil Hendrie is a comedy genius. He did all of the voices, then waited for the outraged callers to provide the hilarity. There are some videos of him on the net, he amazingly could go in and out of various voices, making it indiscernable to the listener. One of my favorites was a character named Mavis who called in after attending her brother's catholic funeral. When the priest was blessing commuion and talking about eating the body and blood of Christ, she thought they were eating her dead brother. She called it an "all you can eat negro buffet". I have the whole bit on CD, and I laugh my a$$ off every time I listen.