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Ares
22nd November 2010, 04:16 PM
DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.


Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a ******* Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

SLV^GLD
22nd November 2010, 04:23 PM
To be honest, I'd rather get blown away without seeing it coming than to voluntarily submit to groping by government goons. And the phrase is "ball is in your court" not "park". OTB... Apparently, your balls are in their hands if you're stupid enough to fly commercial.

sirgonzo420
22nd November 2010, 04:23 PM
For those who don't know, this is satire.

Ares
22nd November 2010, 04:28 PM
For those who don't know, this is satire.




It's hard to tell the difference anymore. What gave it away was that there is no Rodney Schroeder working for the TSA. At least none that I have found commenting about this incident.

sirgonzo420
22nd November 2010, 04:31 PM
For those who don't know, this is satire.




It's hard to tell the difference anymore. What gave it away was that there is no Rodney Schroeder working for the TSA. At least none that I have found commenting about this incident.


It is kinda hard to tell anymore... which is startling...

But I noticed it was from the "Daily Squib", which appears to be a British "Onion".


squib (skwb)
n.
1.
a. A small firecracker.
b. A broken firecracker that burns but does not explode.
2.
a. A brief satirical or witty writing or speech, such as a lampoon.
b. A short, sometimes humorous piece in a newspaper or magazine, usually used as a filler.

General of Darkness
22nd November 2010, 04:33 PM
I didn't know Skyvike worked for the TSA. :dunno