ximmy
22nd November 2010, 05:20 PM
For immediate release, Denver-
Passenger goes berserk and Dick Stabs TSA worker while undergoing pat down. A business traveler who declined to go through the "porn-scan" machine, opted instead for an invasive feel-up procedure.
While undergoing the hand groping, witnesses heard the passenger inform the TSA agent that they would suffer consequences if they touched his junk. One witness said, "All of a sudden I heard this loud, high-pitched scream, I turned and the big male TSA officer was down and reeling about, making high pitched yelps and cries while holding his groin. I saw a knife on the floor close by and blood was everywhere." It was apparent the TSA agent has suffered a dick stabbing.
A swarm of agents engulfed the traveler and pummeled him mercilessly with batons and fists, but the traveler would not be silent. As they shoveled up his remains and hauled him away he was heard saying, "Let the powers that be beware, I am GoD, I am GoD." It is being reported that GoD is an acronym for a user known among internet forums as General of Darkness.
A spokesman for TSA was later quoted, "It is ridiculous that the passenger would refer to himself as GoD. There is only one God here and that is the TSA, any passengers found to deviate from this absolute are subject to peril and wrath at the hands of the TSA."
Passenger goes berserk and Dick Stabs TSA worker while undergoing pat down. A business traveler who declined to go through the "porn-scan" machine, opted instead for an invasive feel-up procedure.
While undergoing the hand groping, witnesses heard the passenger inform the TSA agent that they would suffer consequences if they touched his junk. One witness said, "All of a sudden I heard this loud, high-pitched scream, I turned and the big male TSA officer was down and reeling about, making high pitched yelps and cries while holding his groin. I saw a knife on the floor close by and blood was everywhere." It was apparent the TSA agent has suffered a dick stabbing.
A swarm of agents engulfed the traveler and pummeled him mercilessly with batons and fists, but the traveler would not be silent. As they shoveled up his remains and hauled him away he was heard saying, "Let the powers that be beware, I am GoD, I am GoD." It is being reported that GoD is an acronym for a user known among internet forums as General of Darkness.
A spokesman for TSA was later quoted, "It is ridiculous that the passenger would refer to himself as GoD. There is only one God here and that is the TSA, any passengers found to deviate from this absolute are subject to peril and wrath at the hands of the TSA."