Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize

[Filthy Keynes]

LOL!

Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2519

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/tpllib/img.php?im=cat_117/2519.jpg&w=240&h=149



OSLO - Norway - President Barack Obama has won his second Nobel Peace Prize in less than two years, the Nobel Peace Prize panel has announced.


"We thought we'd give him another Nobel Peace Prize, because he's still there. He's alive and well, hasn't bought the farm, no rednecks been at him. For us that's a big enough deal, right there," Jens Kappa Unninson, the Nobel Peace Prize's president told Norway's premier newspaper, Aftenposten.

Naturally, President Obama, was pleased to be awarded another Nobel Peace Prize and will fly to Oslo to collect it in December.

"In this time of hardship, the president is very happy to receive another Nobel Peace Prize. He will accept the prize with gratitude and would like to thank the Nobel board for believing in his policies of Hope and Change," Moshe Liebowitz, the White House's spokesman told CNN.

[1970 silver art]

Obama should be a shoo-in for Time Magazine Person of the Year. He should also win Super Bowl MVP for next year. If Obama continues to sharpen his basketball skills and quits smoking, then maybe he will be the MVP of the NBA All-Star Game. Hmmmmm.........It also looks like Obama will team up with Sarah Palin and will easily win the Dancing with the Stars contest but Michelle Obama looks very angry and she has that look in her eye that indicates to everyone that she wants to stab him in the dick for choosing Sarah over her. :D :D :D

[ximmy]

funny... great pic to go with it... :D

[Filthy Keynes]

NEWS FLASH: "TSA converts groping rooms into Group Orgy rooms."

"Can I insert my finger into your anus to check to make sure you don't have any prohibited items stashed away up there? Or face a $11,000 fine. Your choice."

[ximmy]

News Flash: "Perverts Flocking to American Airports for TSA Groping"

[Silver Shield]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.

[Neuro]

Finally!

[k-os]

"U.S. to Mint Weimar Republic Dollars"

Oh wait, that one is probably true.

[Filthy Keynes]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.


What is an "iPhone"?

[Dogman]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.


What is an "iPhone"?


All idiots and dummys unite and jump off the pear or any steep and high position,


Nothing personal, but shit on a stick that was a dumb question,

[Shami-Amourae]

Isn't the Daily Squib the British version of The Onion?

[Filthy Keynes]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.


What is an "iPhone"?


All idiots and dummys unite and jump off the pear or any steep and high position,


Nothing personal, but sh*t on a stick that was a dumb question,



Hahahahahaha!

I was hoping for a response like that! LOL!


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[Filthy Keynes]

Isn't the Daily Squib the British version of The Onion?


I declare that as of today: America is the Onion. :)

[Filthy Keynes]

TSA now needs false flag security incident to convince Americans to accept obscene pat-downs
http://www.naturalnews.com/030471_TSA_false_flag_operation.html

[Book]

http://jdlong.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/obama-palin-dancing.jpg

[1970 silver art]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.


What is an "iPhone"?


This is an iPhone........

[ximmy]

News Flash: TSA now inspecting for breast implants

...women now required to disclose fake boobs...

[1970 silver art]

http://jdlong.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/obama-palin-dancing.jpg


A dick stabbing by Michelle appears to be imminent..............................

:D

[ximmy]

News Flash: TSA reminds ticket holders, "Do not eat 24 hours before check-in"

TSA... It's not just about you, inspectors deserve a pleasant experience as well...

[Filthy Keynes]

I was going to shoot my iPhone on this one with a shot gun.


http://gold-silver.us/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16449.0;attach=499 6;image

What is an "iPhone"?


This is an iPhone........


I remember when iPhones used to look more like this:

http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/marlboro-cigarette-box-mobile-phone-02-040408.jpg

[ximmy]

News Flash: TSA now searching for Tampon Bombs

...All females on periods please report to special service stations...

[Filthy Keynes]

Ok, silver can change direction right about.... NOW!:

[1970 silver art]

Ok, silver can change direction right about.... NOW!:




Based on what I have seen recently, Silver seems to go up big in Asia and during the night (U.S. Time) it tends to drift lower and by the next morning, it is down big. Hmmmmm..............