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Bullion_Bob
23rd November 2010, 02:56 AM
This scam is a lot more lucrative than I thought. Buddy had to pay $35,000 just to have his trucks "blessed", and an ongoing 15,000/yr to keep the "kosher" status....all of which is passed on directly to the customer with higher prices.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBidFNoMs8&feature=related

cthulu
23rd November 2010, 05:38 AM
circumcision is the human body's kosher tax. rabbi to suck the blood--priceless.

gunDriller
23rd November 2010, 06:08 AM
"ensure that no forbidden foods such as pork come into contact with Kosher products"

hmmm ... OMGWTF ... just think what a person could do with one pork chop.

i never thought of Bacon Bits as a strategic weapon. :o

General of Darkness
23rd November 2010, 06:17 AM
A friend of mine called has a recording of the call he made to a kosher tax place, he's got kosher rates etc. This is very very real.

sirgonzo420
23rd November 2010, 06:23 AM
A friend of mine called has a recording of the call he made to a kosher tax place, he's got kosher rates etc. This is very very real.


You bet it's real!


LOL.


Just look at... oh, pretty much anything in your pantry.

http://www.davening.net/images/kosher.jpg

http://www.wineinyourdiet.com/My_own_popular_diet_articles/kosher_food_encyclopedia_in_popular_diets.jpg

http://restaurantlaw.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/kosher_nonkosher.gif?w=500

horseshoe3
23rd November 2010, 07:08 AM
http://restaurantlaw.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/kosher_nonkosher.gif?w=500



I need to find some Jewish customers for my beef. I could sell them the worthless front quarters at inflated "kosher" rates and keep the good stuff for myself.

General of Darkness
23rd November 2010, 07:16 AM
http://restaurantlaw.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/kosher_nonkosher.gif?w=500



I need to find some Jewish customers for my beef. I could sell them the worthless front quarters at inflated "kosher" rates and keep the good stuff for myself.


If they found out they'd sue you for fraud, and most likely a "hate crime", oy vey.

palani
23rd November 2010, 07:25 AM
Wonder if these are kosher?

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Bandages.html

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/g/969/11476__54774_std.jpg

Or a bacon wallet?

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/g/851/11653__12470_std.jpg

Tronn
23rd November 2010, 07:26 AM
don't they charge companies and corps to wear the kosher™ badge?

Twisted Titan
23rd November 2010, 08:23 AM
You want safe food dont you????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsthRP1pjs

midnight rambler
23rd November 2010, 09:18 AM
I've always gotten a kick out of how they've managed to change the image of the floor sweepings and other offal they package into what is passed off as food.

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/hebrew-national-fat-free-hot-dogs-de.jpg

Filthy Keynes
23rd November 2010, 09:20 AM
I thought Jews weren't Hebrews...

Awoke
23rd November 2010, 09:33 AM
Hmm. My priest blessed our house and vehicle for free.





"ensure that no forbidden foods such as pork come into contact with Kosher products"

hmmm ... OMGWTF ... just think what a person could do with one pork chop.

i never thought of Bacon Bits as a strategic weapon. :o


Hahaha! Like garlic to vampires!

AndreaGail
23rd November 2010, 09:43 AM
i'm just relieved to know that the ziplock bags i just purchased are certified kosher :oo-->

Filthy Keynes
23rd November 2010, 10:05 AM
A Russian coworker had this joke:

"In Russia we have three refrigerators. One for all the meats. One for all the dairy. And one for everything non-Kosher."

LOL!

lapis
23rd November 2010, 11:17 AM
I've always gotten a kick out of how they've managed to change the image of the floor sweepings and other offal they package into what is passed off as food.


Actually, offal and organs have traditionally been prized foods containing a lot of nutrients. But of course, traditionally animals were raised properly and not in huge warehouses ass to snout.

"Offal Healthy: The Nutritional Value of Variety Meats"
http://www.divinecaroline.com/22177/97086-offal-healthy-nutritional-value-variety

Cebu_4_2
23rd November 2010, 11:33 AM
I thought Jews weren't Hebrews...


Yeah, I thought the proceeds from the kosher thing went to Jewish Rabbis.

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 04:03 PM
Considering that Jews own most of the food processing companies, the important issue is what's in non-Kosher food. It's made for the goyim by the chozen vunz. Think about that. If I have to buy anything processed, I'll gladly pay the kosher tax, thank you.

Bullion_Bob
23rd November 2010, 04:43 PM
Considering that Jews own most of the food processing companies, the important issue is what's in non-Kosher food. It's made for the goyim by the chozen vunz. Think about that. If I have to buy anything processed, I'll gladly pay the kosher tax, thank you.


You're paying for hocus pocus then.

Food companies are basically forced to get certified. Good companies with good products, and good quality inspection procedures.

Kosher certified means jack shit. Rabbi dingus waves his hands around and says "hocus pocus", and no meat touches the dairy, but dairy comes from meat in the first place.

It's a goyim chump scam.

midnight rambler
23rd November 2010, 04:54 PM
I've always gotten a kick out of how they've managed to change the image of the floor sweepings and other offal they package into what is passed off as food.


Actually, offal and organs have traditionally been prized foods containing a lot of nutrients. But of course, traditionally animals were raised properly and not in huge warehouses ass to snout.

"Offal Healthy: The Nutritional Value of Variety Meats"
http://www.divinecaroline.com/22177/97086-offal-healthy-nutritional-value-variety


Of course you're correct about the nutritional value of internal organs where the animals are not factory farmed, however rest assured that there's nothing but the crappiest meat products that go into hot dogs. Bovine vaginas are not going to waste.

Filthy Keynes
23rd November 2010, 05:04 PM
My Muslim coworker won't eat Kosher meat even though it is prepared in the exact same way with the exact same techniques. The reason is: "It wasn't blessed according to Halal". It is interesting that he was telling us Pakistani "dirty jokes" at lunch time while eating Halal meat. All I can say is: "Whitewashed tombs."

http://www.developing8.org/files/storage/uploads/1stkwtl08/halal.jpg

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 05:06 PM
It's a goyim chump scam.
It very well could be...today. But the fact remains that they have set up a mechanism by which they could exterminate the goyim without risk to their own.
You can buy non-kosher food sold by Jews if you want.

ShortJohnSilver
23rd November 2010, 05:29 PM
The part that kills me is canned tomatoes or tomato sauce.

On the list of ingredients, "INGREDIENTS: tomatoes."

For THIS they have to pay for kosher!? Oy vey!

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 05:32 PM
The part that kills me is canned tomatoes or tomato sauce.

On the list of ingredients, "INGREDIENTS: tomatoes."

For THIS they have to pay for kosher!? Oy vey!
It could be that the kosher cans are non-BPA.

Bullion_Bob
23rd November 2010, 05:37 PM
It's a goyim chump scam.
It very well could be...today. But the fact remains that they have set up a mechanism by which they could exterminate the goyim without risk to their own.
You can buy non-kosher food sold by Jews if you want.


Rule #1, never exterminate the host. Punish, exploit, torture, cause suffering, yes

If the host dies you don't have someone to do the work, and you have to do it yourself.

I don't mind buying food from anyone, as long as they're not ripping me off right before my eyes before I even get to taste it.

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 05:47 PM
When the host outnumbers the parasite, it is strategically expedient to exterminate whichever sector of the host population that presents the most risk to the parasite. When the White people are out of the way, the parasite will rule undisputed with an iron fist.

Bullion_Bob
23rd November 2010, 05:49 PM
If the term "you get what you pay for" rings any amount true in the food industry then , side by side, anything spent on something that is not the food itself is automatically less of a quality offering in some fashion.

Higher costs, less product, or a lower grade product.

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 05:54 PM
If the term "you get what you pay for" rings any amount true in the food industry then , side by side, anything spent on something that is not the food itself is automatically less of a quality offering in some fashion.

Higher costs, less product, or a lower grade product.


You don't comprehend strategy at all, do you? It's not all about economics. It's about world conquest.

drafter
23rd November 2010, 06:04 PM
"Product Description
Committing to a healthy diet is a great way to take care of yourself and your loved ones. A healthy diet means selecting a variety of foods, including plenty of grain products, vegetables and fruits. Choosing foods that are low in fat, saturated fat and cholesterol is important. Bacos bits are made with the goodness of soy and can help you put these healthy eating tips into practice. In addition, Bacos is now Kosher and contains no added MSG. "

http://www.amazon.com/Betty-Crocker-Bacos-Flavor-4-4-Ounce/dp/B000EFBM4O


All I gotta say is WTF!?!?

JDRock
23rd November 2010, 06:10 PM
If the term "you get what you pay for" rings any amount true in the food industry then , side by side, anything spent on something that is not the food itself is automatically less of a quality offering in some fashion.

Higher costs, less product, or a lower grade product.


You don't comprehend strategy at all, do you? It's not all about economics. It's about world conquest.


so true....one cannot hope to befriend or appease them....their only goal is total domination/extermination of the gentile.

Bullion_Bob
23rd November 2010, 06:55 PM
If the term "you get what you pay for" rings any amount true in the food industry then , side by side, anything spent on something that is not the food itself is automatically less of a quality offering in some fashion.

Higher costs, less product, or a lower grade product.


You don't comprehend strategy at all, do you? It's not all about economics. It's about world conquest.



Hey don't look at me, you're the one buying kosher. Three guesses where your money is going. In support of it all.

If you read the handbook it's not exactly about extermination. It's about exploitation and control.

You can't work a dead slave.

hoarder
23rd November 2010, 07:01 PM
You can't work a dead slave.When you have 25 slaves to each Khazar, you have too many mouths to feed. This problem is easily solved by eliminating slow and lazy ones and dissenters.