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Ares
29th November 2010, 11:34 AM
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

sirgonzo420
29th November 2010, 11:37 AM
Surely his name was not really "Percy Cummings"!


:D

EDIT: It wasn't! LOL. Just another Onion/DailySquib-like story.

Dogman
29th November 2010, 11:40 AM
Something smells, funny about this post!

:ROFL:

Ares
29th November 2010, 12:33 PM
Surely his name was not really "Percy Cummings"!


:D

EDIT: It wasn't! LOL. Just another Onion/DailySquib-like story.


I tried locating it to verify if it was solid or not. Kept going back to deadseriousnews I didn't see any other articles that were satire.

But thanks for verifying that it was BS..

solid
29th November 2010, 12:39 PM
This sounds like a victimless crime to me. :lol

gunDriller
29th November 2010, 01:07 PM
no pics. please.

if you want to be patted down by a woman, can you say you're gay and that you're uncomfortable being patted down by a guy, and ask for a woman TSA agent ?

i can't guarantee i wouldn't get some wood if i got patted down by a woman TSA agent.

they would probably hook me up with some black mama TSA agent -

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any body else watch the Closer ? the episode in Season 2 when the story revolves around a male porn star who gets dis-membered ?

they make porn about everything.

i'll bet you Antarctica that some porn company makes a porn film whose plot involves those groping TSA agents.



EDIT: Removed "porn" image. Sorry, Gundriller... we've had a complaint. -Gaillo

Serpo
29th November 2010, 02:10 PM
Yes if people could choose as to who pats you down,that would make it more fun.

Hillbilly
29th November 2010, 02:36 PM
That's awesome! I hope all the sex freaks start going to the airport just to get groped now.

ximmy
29th November 2010, 02:56 PM
Poor chap was just tipping the TSA agent for a job well done...

SilverMagnet
29th November 2010, 03:08 PM
One can only imagine how many San Franciscans are lining up for the free TSA pat down. Airline travel sales must be booming there.

Tumbleweed
29th November 2010, 05:10 PM
Here's a pretty good song by Buck Howdy on TSA



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8jGVXOMsw