Excitement at my place last night......by me.

[Ponce]

Last nite one of my alarms went off.......it was the one beep alarm and is the one that I have behing my anti-Zionist sign infront of my house (my avatar).....I ran to the windo of my living room and by remote turned on the two spot light facing the front of my home......there was a man and a woman doing something to my sign and as soon as the spot light hit them they ran like hell..........the woman fell down and the guy didn't even stopped for her......when he got to the other side of the fence he started yelling at her.....she finally made it out and they got into this new car and took off.

I know that they were not kids........after all......which kids around this Micky Mouse of a one mule town would be driving a new car?.........I know who they were and it was fun to see........this is the fourth time that my sign has been attacked, they succeded twice and failed twice.

[osoab]

Land mines, Ponce. Land mines. ;D

[sirgonzo420]

haha

get 'em, Ponce!


;D

[General of Darkness]

Last nite one of my alarms went off.......it was the one beep alarm and is the one that I have behing my anti-Zionist sign infront of my house (my avatar).....I ran to the windo of my living room and by remote turned on the two spot light facing the front of my home......there was a man and a woman doing something to my sign and as soon as the spot light hit them they ran like hell..........the woman fell down and the guy didn't even stopped for her......when he got to the other side of the fence he started yelling at her.....she finally made it out and they got into this new car and took off.

I know that they were not kids........after all......which kids around this Micky Mouse of a one mule town would be driving a new car?.........I know who they were and it was fun to see........this is the fourth time that my sign has been attacked, they succeded twice and failed twice.


Who do you think they are?

[k-os]

Funny how the guy didn't help the woman . . . he must have been scared!

[joe_momma]

Who did it? The answer is obvious!

Eeeeville Jooos!


;D

[chad]

Could have been Todd and Sarah plain...

[Awoke]

Funny how the guy didn't help the woman . . . he must have been scared!


...or jewish.

[ximmy]

.the woman fell down and the guy didn't even stopped for her......when he got to the other side of the fence he started yelling at her.....

typical... >:(

[mick silver]

why didnt you cap them in there asses as they run off

[Plastic]

Set up a high powered sprinkler system all the way around the sign which draws it's supply from a tank. There should be no water in the tank but a couple hundred gallons of liquified sh*t. Discover tresspassers messing around, flip on the light switch, flip on the "power wash" and give them the surprise of their lives. Make sure to video tape the episode to show your grandkids.

[Spectrism]

Hey Ponce... there were three of them. One got up to your window and snapped this picture. The other two were just a diversion.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/11/01/BEep7-main.jpg



I think they were looking for your toilet paper.

[mick silver]

shot gun ..................... rock salt ......................... oh what a feeling

[Horn]

Perhaps they were checking for the little trademark symbol next to "US Rael"? ;D

[DMac]

shot gun ..................... rock salt ......................... oh what a feeling


Got a taste of that as a kid. That was some welt!

[freespirit]

when i was a kid, we used to make "electric worm catchers"...

basically an extension cord made into a loop, with about an inch of the wire insulation removed every foot or two, and 10" spikes clamped to the bared wire.
you then spread it out in a loop on the ground, stick the spikes in, and plug the sucker in...
if you wet the ground first, it works better, but let me tell you, the minute anyone steps inside the loop, they're in for a surprise!!

it also forces the worms to the surface, making them easy to catch...lol...so for about $15, you can have a great way to deter vandals from messing with your sign, AND you can have all the fish bait you want! lol

[MNeagle]

Isn't it still Hanukkah?

[k-os]

when i was a kid, we used to make "electric worm catchers"...

basically an extension cord made into a loop, with about an inch of the wire insulation removed every foot or two, and 10" spikes clamped to the bared wire.
you then spread it out in a loop on the ground, stick the spikes in, and plug the sucker in...
if you wet the ground first, it works better, but let me tell you, the minute anyone steps inside the loop, they're in for a surprise!!

it also forces the worms to the surface, making them easy to catch...lol...so for about $15, you can have a great way to deter vandals from messing with your sign, AND you can have all the fish bait you want! lol


That sounds like a fun childhood memory. :D

[Low_five]

Ponce... that sign is in front of your house? Hahahahahahahahagahahahhahhdadhdahadkdjt



THATS FUCKING AWESOME!

not so much that i agree or care about the political message, but thinking how it must piss everyone off.

[Awoke]

Set up a high powered sprinkler system all the way around the sign which draws it's supply from a tank. There should be no water in the tank but a couple hundred gallons of liquified sh*t. Discover tresspassers messing around, flip on the light switch, flip on the "power wash" and give them the surprise of their lives. Make sure to video tape the episode to show your grandkids.


Even better, fill the system with either bleach or indian ink, so that you can call the NWO cops and they will be marked!



Ponce... that sign is in front of your house? Hahahahahahahahagahahahhahhdadhdahadkdjt



THATS f*ckING AWESOME!

not so much that i agree or care about the political message, but thinking how it must piss everyone off.


You didn't know that? It's right at the enterance to his property. Not trying to be rude, I just thought everyone knew that.

[gunDriller]

Perhaps they were checking for the little trademark symbol next to "US Rael"? ;D


maybe they were looking for a Kosher symbol.

[Ponce]

Yes low five......I was told that someday I would pay for that........."they" already tried it twice and I have the scars to prove it.

I have a doubled sided sign (the same as my avatar) that I used to go to town with and stand on a traffic "island" where the traffic would flow on my right and left and where about 250,000 cars would drive by every day.......because this was at the "big town" that is about 35 miles from me I stoppend going when the gas price became to much.

More than once I was approached by one of "them" and everytime they got close to me I would turn on my micro tape recorder which I let them see and would tell them that I was recording the conversation.....this shut them really fast.

Back in 1996 a woman (one of them) spat at me and I held her arm behind her back till a patrol car went by and stopped.......I had her arrested for assault and tested for AID and had the cop take a sample off my face where her saliva hit me........ it cost her $285.00 for the test and then I dropped all charges.......I never saw her again.

By the way, you cannot see it but just below the BIG sign there is another tiny sign that says "FOR AMERICA".

[Awoke]

You just moved up to a 9 out of 10 in my books, Ponce.

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

"Set traps are illegal,

But so is tresspass."

--Sign in front of my house

[StreetsOfGold]

Land mines, Ponce. Land mines. ;D


or some doggy poo... lots of it ;)

[Ponce]

Awoke? as you should know by now.......in my own mind I am a 100 hahahahahaah, it feels great to think this way ;D

[chud]

Last nite one of my alarms went off.......it was the one beep alarm...


Can you share what type of alarm you use? Is it available off the shelf, or did you build it? I have a lot of teens in my neighborhood, and would like to rig something up. Thanks.

[gunDriller]

from the gym i know a retired probation cop that open carries (in California) ... he was telling me about their security system.

him & a neighbor each got computers with video cameras and they sit across the street pointing the camera at their neighbor. it works real good.

[Ponce]

Yes Chud........is called a driveway alarm.......the sensor outside takes 4 AAA (last for one year) and you can use up to 4 sensors for the same reciever that I keep next to me in the bedrooms........first sensor one beep, second sensor two beeps and so on.

I just bought another unit that will take up to seven sensors and will installed them when needed....... the reciever comes with one sensor for about $65.00 and you buy the extra sensors for about $35.00 each.

Many times the deers, racoon, bear, fox and so on would set them off but I still loved them anyway, money well spend AND SPECIALLY WTSHTF, you will want one in your garage and so on just in case someone gets in.........they have a range of about 25-30 feet.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&biw=1007&bih=479&q=driveway+sensor&aq=6&aqi=g10&aql=f&oq=driveway+&gs_rfai=CIU1jqa_-TMPrDoGcggSI2429CQAAAKoEBU_QobGr&fp=d25d3ee9121a063c

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&biw=1007&bih=479&q=driveway+wireless+alarm+system&aq=0l&aqi=g-l2&aql=f&oq=driveway+wireles+alarm&gs_rfai=&fp=d25d3ee9121a063c

[Ponce]

Gun Driller?......as posted before.........one at the front of my home and one at the back of the house......It consist of a boat spot light that goes up and down and in a circle that you can controll, I attached a tv camera on top of both of them.......the monitor is right next to my bed and when ever one of my alarms goes off all that I have to do is to turn on the monitor and then the spot light and direct it to where the alarm went off.......all this without getting out of bed........the only one that I actually get up to check is the one for my front yard sign.........I enjoy to see them running in person ahahahahahahhaha.

[JDRock]

get video and post it bwahhaaaa

[Ponce]

This model is the last one that I bought........... http://www.gadgetshack.com/reporter.html

The price of the extra detectors of $50.00 is to high.......search for cheaper ones.

[Horn]

Gun Driller?......as posted before.........one at the front of my home and one at the back of the house......It consist of a boat spot light that goes up and down and in a circle that you can controll, I attached a tv camera on top of both of them.......the monitor is right next to my bed and when ever one of my alarms goes off all that I have to do is to turn on the monitor and then the spot light and direct it to where the alarm went off.......all this without getting out of bed........the only one that I actually get up to check is the one for my front yard sign.........I enjoy to see them running in person ahahahahahahhaha.


What it looks like from a distance. 8)

http://meadhall.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/theeyeofsauronwithmountdoominthebackground.jpg

[Ponce]

Looks like me blowing my top........ ;D

[SilverMagnet]

You should build a RPTPG (Rocket propelled toilet paper grenade) Ponce. I will help with the design if needed. :D

[Ponce]

Hahahahahahahha Magnet......you are to close for comfort........let's just say that as a garage inventor I like to experiment with this and that.

[Low_five]

Set up a high powered sprinkler system all the way around the sign which draws it's supply from a tank. There should be no water in the tank but a couple hundred gallons of liquified sh*t. Discover tresspassers messing around, flip on the light switch, flip on the "power wash" and give them the surprise of their lives. Make sure to video tape the episode to show your grandkids.


Even better, fill the system with either bleach or indian ink, so that you can call the NWO cops and they will be marked!



Ponce... that sign is in front of your house? Hahahahahahahahagahahahhahhdadhdahadkdjt



THATS f*ckING AWESOME!

not so much that i agree or care about the political message, but thinking how it must piss everyone off.


You didn't know that? It's right at the enterance to his property. Not trying to be rude, I just thought everyone knew that.


I didnt even know, I thought it was some protest sign or something. Ponce should have one professionally made that looks official and stuff.

[Horn]

Ponce should have one professionally made that looks official and stuff.


That would be sacrilegious with that modified U.S. flag in it.

I say make it look more authentic, and put some buck shot in it.

[Ponce]

A professionally made one would not have a Cuban accent like the one that I have now hahahahahahaha.

[gunDriller]

how about setting up a Ponce Usrael Sign-cam, and letting all of us participate in Usrael Sign security ?

e.g. getting license plate # & state of license plate.

the way it works for that is you fill out a form & submit it to the DMV, bang, name & contact info of the vandals.

what's the wise thing to do - let it slide or report it to the cops ?

[1970 silver art]

Ponce? If you are not comfortable keeping your tp in your house, then you can give it to me and I will be more than happy to guard it for you while you are chasing off the trespassers from your property. :D ;D

[Ponce]

Nooooooooo thanks, I'll need it to absorbe and wipe all evidence from the grass, and then to clean my hands after a burried them.