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General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 05:11 PM
Just got home and I'm making myself a nice bloody mary.

NOTE - If in the next several hours my spelling is worse than normal, you'll know why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUya3D73sI

Fortyone
14th December 2010, 05:14 PM
Just got home and I'm making myself a nice bloody mary.

NOTE - If in the next several hours my spelling is worse than normal, you'll know why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUya3D73sI


Happy birthday Tovarich, dont stab yourself in the dick!

ximmy
14th December 2010, 05:18 PM
Happy birthday General!!!
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General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 05:19 PM
Happy birthday Tovarich, dont stab yourself in the dick!


I'm not Russian damn it, or communist, actually I'm the polar opposite. ;D

osoab
14th December 2010, 05:21 PM
Happy birthday GoD.

You have to split a beer with the dogs just to include them. ;D

Fortyone
14th December 2010, 05:22 PM
Happy birthday Tovarich, dont stab yourself in the dick!


I'm not Russian damn it, or communist, actually I'm the polar opposite. ;D


I had to aggrevate you on your Bday someway!,lol

1970 silver art
14th December 2010, 05:24 PM
Happy Birthday General of Darkness.

A public service announcement from GSUS..................

General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 05:28 PM
Happy birthday Tovarich, dont stab yourself in the dick!


I'm not Russian damn it, or communist, actually I'm the polar opposite. ;D


I had to aggrevate you on your Bday someway!,lol


It's all good, Madfrankcockholster has been messing with me also. Joking around with people builds friendships and that's what we should all be doing here in this tiny corner of the net. The future is going to be a dark son of bitch, and a hard struggle, and friendships will be the cornerstone of the light. ;)

willie pete
14th December 2010, 05:28 PM
happy birthday general.. ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSR3agaQhus

k-os
14th December 2010, 05:33 PM
Just got home and I'm making myself a nice bloody mary.

NOTE - If in the next several hours my spelling is worse than normal, you'll know why.

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H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, General!

EE_
14th December 2010, 05:43 PM
Well happy Birthday there buddy!

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Book
14th December 2010, 05:55 PM
Joking around with people builds friendships and that's what we should all be doing here in this tiny corner of the net. The future is going to be a dark son of bitch, and a hard struggle, and friendships will be the cornerstone of the light.



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We all better stock up now. Happy Birthday General.

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chad
14th December 2010, 06:02 PM
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mrnhtbr2232
14th December 2010, 06:12 PM
Happy Birthday General - I don't have a dick knife for you but I'll offer my thanks for being a man of conviction as my present. Some of it has been bizarre, but we're all guilty of momentary lapses of judgment. Overall you've pointed me in interesting directions and as I slowly figured you out I've gained respect for your intellect and tenacity. May you have many more.

AndreaGail
14th December 2010, 06:13 PM
happy birthday GoD :)

zap
14th December 2010, 06:15 PM
No Dick stabbing tonight MR.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL !!!!!! ;D

madfranks
14th December 2010, 06:22 PM
Is today really your birthday? Because today is also my wife's birthday, and now you've ruined it. The knowledge of a 4'-10" Russian dude sharing birthdays with my wife has tainted what was a day of celebration for us.

General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 06:27 PM
Is today really your birthday? Because today is also my wife's birthday, and now you've ruined it. The knowledge of a 4'-10" Russian dude sharing birthdays with my wife has tainted what was a day of celebration for us.


I HATE YOU. ;D

k-os
14th December 2010, 06:30 PM
Is today really your birthday? Because today is also my wife's birthday, and now you've ruined it. The knowledge of a 4'-10" Russian dude sharing birthdays with my wife has tainted what was a day of celebration for us.


Happy Birthday to Mrs. madfranks too!

madfranks
14th December 2010, 06:45 PM
Thanks K-os. And while today really is my wife's birthday, I was just kidding about the General ruining it for us. I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D

k-os
14th December 2010, 06:54 PM
Thanks K-os. And while today really is my wife's birthday, I was just kidding about the General ruining it for us. I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D


Ha! I just hope you don't accidentally think about the General while you are making passionate love to the birthday girl! :taunt:

solid
14th December 2010, 06:54 PM
I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D


Just don't think of the General while you are doing that. ;D

Your wife may not like you having thoughts of your dick getting stabbed. I know that gives me nervous thoughts. :lol

Happy birthday General, and Mrs. Madfranks. Enjoy the evening.

EDIT: It seems k-os and I posted at the exact same time, to the second!

madfranks
14th December 2010, 06:59 PM
Thanks K-os. And while today really is my wife's birthday, I was just kidding about the General ruining it for us. I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D


Ha! I just hope you don't accidentally think about the General while you are miking passionate love to the birthday girl! :taunt:


Well now you've ruined it! How am I supposed to give my wife her birthday present when every time I close my eyes I see a repeating animation of the General throwing down his air soft gun in a fit of rage?!?

k-os
14th December 2010, 07:11 PM
EDIT: It seems k-os and I posted at the exact same time, to the second!


Wow. What are the odds?

General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 07:12 PM
Thanks K-os. And while today really is my wife's birthday, I was just kidding about the General ruining it for us. I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D


Ha! I just hope you don't accidentally think about the General while you are miking passionate love to the birthday girl! :taunt:


Well now you've ruined it! How am I supposed to give my wife her four inch birthday present when every time I close my eyes I see a repeating animation of the General throwing down his air soft gun in a fit of rage?!?


Good question. :dunno

milehi
14th December 2010, 07:13 PM
Happy birthday GoD. It's my German girlfriend's birthday too. She's one.

solid
14th December 2010, 07:32 PM
Wow. What are the odds?


Yeah, that was quite a coincidence, for sure. I suppose we were thinking the same thing at the same time!

madfranks
14th December 2010, 07:37 PM
Thanks K-os. And while today really is my wife's birthday, I was just kidding about the General ruining it for us. I am confident that tonight when I make passionate love to her that the General will be doing something just as fun for himself on his birthday. ;D ;D ;D


Ha! I just hope you don't accidentally think about the General while you are miking passionate love to the birthday girl! :taunt:


Well now you've ruined it! How am I supposed to give my wife her four inch birthday present when every time I close my eyes I see a repeating animation of the General throwing down his air soft gun in a fit of rage?!?


Good question. :dunno


You bastard. ;D

madfranks
14th December 2010, 07:39 PM
And for the record, the General is not a 4'-10" tall Russian; but he is the finest Croatian I know. In fact he's the only Croatian I know, but a damn good one still. General, I raise my glass in a toast to you, enjoy your day! 8)

TheNocturnalEgyptian
14th December 2010, 07:55 PM
Happy Birthday, bud.

Libertytree
14th December 2010, 08:02 PM
Happy B-day General and Mrs madfranks! I hope you're both having a big time tonight ;D

solid
14th December 2010, 08:08 PM
Hey General, here's some dog humor for your birthday. ;D

LuckyStrike
14th December 2010, 08:09 PM
Happy Birthday General

also to Mrs madfranks


PS, are you really 4'10?

General of Darkness
14th December 2010, 08:17 PM
Happy Birthday General

also to Mrs madfranks


PS, are you really 4'10?


Hardly. Mad is just being a smart ass.

muffin
14th December 2010, 09:04 PM
Hey it's mine too!

Cheers to us! ;D

k-os
14th December 2010, 09:06 PM
And for the record, the General is not a 4'-10" tall Russian; but he is the finest Croatian I know. In fact he's the only Croatian I know, but a damn good one still. General, I raise my glass in a toast to you, enjoy your day! 8)



Happy Birthday General O. D. !!

By the way........ 100% full blooded Cro here tooooooooo !


Uh oh. Now it's possible that General is not the finest Croatian that madfranks knows.

Sorry for the bad news on your birthday.

StackerKen
14th December 2010, 09:58 PM
Happy B Day General, and Mrs. Madfranks

Are you still awake General? :)

Libertarian_Guard
15th December 2010, 02:29 AM
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Neuro
15th December 2010, 03:03 AM
Happy birthday Tovarich, dont stab yourself in the dick!


I'm not Russian damn it, or communist, actually I'm the polar opposite. ;D
A freemarket dickstabbing Inca anarchist?

Well hope your hangover ain't too bad when rising, happy bitchday!

Road Runner
15th December 2010, 05:37 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE FOR YOU!!! :) :)

Awoke
15th December 2010, 05:58 AM
Happy Birthday, Mishko!

solid
15th December 2010, 06:05 AM
Well hope your hangover ain't too bad when rising, happy bitchday!


Hope your hangover is a bad one this morning, GoD you crazy russian bastard!! ;D

Road Runner
15th December 2010, 09:52 AM
Birthday Greetings with many more years to come for you!!

General of Darkness
15th December 2010, 09:55 AM
Well hope your hangover ain't too bad when rising, happy bitchday!


Hope your hangover is a bad one this morning, GoD you crazy russian bastard!! ;D



Thanks everybody. Now I need to figure out what to do with this hangover. :boohoo

k-os
15th December 2010, 10:02 AM
Well hope your hangover ain't too bad when rising, happy bitchday!


Hope your hangover is a bad one this morning, GoD you crazy russian bastard!! ;D



Thanks everybody. Now I need to figure out what to do with this hangover. :boohoo


The same thing you did to acquire it! The hair of the dog that bit you.

In other words, a bloody mary.

Horn
15th December 2010, 10:08 AM
The same thing you did to acquire it! The hair of the dog that bit you.

In other words, a bloody mary.


Yeah, that queen liked to stab people in the dick too. :)

Happy B-day, GoD.

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General of Darkness
15th December 2010, 10:10 AM
Well hope your hangover ain't too bad when rising, happy bitchday!


Hope your hangover is a bad one this morning, GoD you crazy russian bastard!! ;D



Thanks everybody. Now I need to figure out what to do with this hangover. :boohoo


The same thing you did to acquire it! The hair of the dog that bit you.

In other words, a bloody mary.


You should come over and make me one.

Because

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Hatha Sunahara
15th December 2010, 10:14 AM
Happy Birthday GoD, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It's a time of joy. Keep up the good wonk. It's not for nothing they call this forum General discussion.

Hatha

DMac
15th December 2010, 11:42 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, General, Muffin and Mrs. Madfranks!

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mamboni
15th December 2010, 11:55 AM
Happy BD GoD.

BTW, I heard that Croatians all have really small penises and this is why they prefer using dick stabbing as their primary offensive maneuver in a fight. FYI, a penis enlarger can actually double as a shield. Good to know! ;D