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ShortJohnSilver
17th December 2010, 08:29 PM
Who's got a beard that's long and white
Bernank's got a beard that's long and white

Who comes around on a POMO night
Bernank comes around on a POMO night

POMO Night, beard that's white

Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank, Bernank Claws

Who wears boots and runs the Fed
Bernank wears boots and runs the Fed

Who buys long bonds in our stead
Bernank buys long bonds in our stead

Bonds in stead, runs the Fed,
POMO night, beard that's white

Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank, Bernank Claws

Who's got a big red QE nose
Bernank's got a big red QE nose

Who laughs this way Owe Owe Owe
Bernank laughs this way Owe Owe Owe

Owe Owe Owe, QE nose
Bonds in stead, runs the Fed,
POMO night, beard that's white

Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank, Bernank Claws

Who very soon will come our way
The Bernank very soon will come our way

Little Timmy Geithner pulls his sleigh
Bernank's little Geithner pulls his sleigh

Geithner sleigh, come our way
Owe Owe Owe, QE nose
Bonds in stead, runs the Fed
POMO night, beard that's white

Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank, Bernank Claws

Greenspan, Schmendrick, Paulson, Nixon,
Cramer, Stupid, Wolfen Blitzen

Geithner sleigh, come our way
Owe Owe Owe, QE nose
Bonds in stead, screws us red
POMO night, beard that's white

Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank
Must be Bernank, Bernank Claws

Eyebone
17th December 2010, 08:38 PM
Thank you, I'm lovin those two bears.