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Serpo
23rd December 2010, 09:28 PM
Looks like unicorn meat may be more than just a meme-tastic joke. A farmer in China's Hebei province is the proud owner of a unicorn cow. That's a bit of a misnomer, actually--the cow really has three horns, but the one smack dab in the center of her head is much larger than the two normal ones on either side. It measures a full eight inches.

The owner first noticed the horn when the cow was born two years ago--though back then it was just a small bump on her forehead.

There is apparently some debate over whether the three-horned cow is a "true unicorn," though not for the reasons you'd expect (i.e. it has three horns). LA-based "supernatural survivorologist" Seth Greening told AOL,

To know for sure if it is a true unicorn, one would have to talk to the crowds who have touched Mr. Jia's cow and document how many conditions were healed, how many guilty parties identified, how many virginities restored, etc

http://www.gearlog.com/2010/12/unicorn_cow_discovered_in_chin.php

Spectrism
23rd December 2010, 09:32 PM
Let the right mix of toxic chemicals go into the drinking water or feed and you have a unicorn today, a Janet Reno tomorrow.

Ponce
23rd December 2010, 09:56 PM
Darn, I'd better start drinking city water, I would like to grow something else.... I NEED IT ........lol

Plastic
23rd December 2010, 10:30 PM
8" horn? I'm jealous.

Libertytree
23rd December 2010, 10:50 PM
Paging Horn, GSUS'er.......you have an new avatar waiting for ya!

Shami-Amourae
23rd December 2010, 11:22 PM
Brahmin Steak, coming soon!
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS39Uce0L_7souxQIrJr_vLWzZAZr60_ scZHSJ7m-HWPokHozlp

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:svBhAn2VPzqQXM:http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101103015524/fallout/images/c/c1/Brahmin_steak.jpg&t=1

Glass
24th December 2010, 10:16 AM
thats not a unicorn. it's a tri horn

Serpo
24th December 2010, 11:16 AM
thats not a unicorn. it's a tri horn


They should cut the other horns off and then find a circus......

Heimdhal
24th December 2010, 12:19 PM
OMG its a Triceratops



and its probably delicious!