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25th December 2010, 11:16 AM
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Government Version)
by Laurence M. Vance
http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance219.html
On the first day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A September 11th security fee.
On the second day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the third day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Twelve black ops missions.
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
by Laurence M. Vance
http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance219.html
On the first day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A September 11th security fee.
On the second day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the third day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the government gave to me...
Twelve black ops missions.
Eleven secret prisons.
Ten extraordinary renditions.
Nine CIA agents a torturing.
Eight TSA goons a groping.
Seven regulators a regulating.
Six warrantless searches.
Five government czars.
Four spy cameras.
A $3 trillion budget.
A bill for two foreign wars.
And a September 11th security fee.