Could you eat 2 - 25 lb. turkeys at one sitting?

[StreetsOfGold]

This woman did

A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers. 46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday. The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables. Donna's at 30,000 calories in her two-hour Christmas feast -- as much as many people eat over the course of two WEEKS.

WHAT SHE ATE: 2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys

2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.
CALORIE TOTAL: 30,000



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html#ixzz19RYKbMHt

[Spectrism]

That would absolutely kill me.... and 99% of the human population. That is just unfrigginbelievable.

[willie pete]

i couldn't get past the 2 quarts of home-made gravy.... :D

now these guys could get past the (2) 25 lb turkeys and the 15lb hams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AcPh83Oa00

[General of Darkness]

This is her, but there's something ODD about this picture, and I can't seem to figure it out. :dunno



http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8941/babymamboni.jpg

[willie pete]

^^^well for one, the collars and cuffs don't match; and permitting children to smoke is clearly abuse..... :D

[Bullion_Bob]

Unless she uses some kind of a bidet with a high pressure garden hose, and a EZ-reach car wash brush, I would not let her sit on any couch in my house.

At what point do you realize you're too fat?

[gunDriller]

Unless she uses some kind of a bidet with a high pressure garden hose, and a EZ-reach car wash brush, I would not let her sit on any couch in my house.

At what point do you realize you're too fat?

when your husband gets a hernia just from performing oral sex. :o

[Bullion_Bob]

Unless she uses some kind of a bidet with a high pressure garden hose, and a EZ-reach car wash brush, I would not let her sit on any couch in my house.

At what point do you realize you're too fat?

when your husband gets a hernia just from performing oral sex. :o


Forget oral sex, unless she was hung upside down from her feet you'd get a hernia just trying to get a look at it!

[mick silver]

i wonder how much welfare she gets just to set around eating ... this sh*t cannot keep going

[1970 silver art]

Could I eat 2 - 25 lb turkeys at one sitting?

:ROFL:

NO!!!!!!! Not even close. I do NOT have the gut capacity to stuff my gut with 2 - 25 lb Turkeys.

Wait a minute!!!!!!.......Something does seem odd about that picture that GoD posted in post #3 of this thread..........HOLY COW!!!!!!!!! That's Mamboni. I did not know that Mamboni was into "satisfying" big women. I'm impressed. Go Mamboni. Dig deep. :D

:ROFL:

[1970 silver art]

This woman did

A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers. 46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday. The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables. Donna's at 30,000 calories in her two-hour Christmas feast -- as much as many people eat over the course of two WEEKS.

WHAT SHE ATE: 2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys

2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.
CALORIE TOTAL: 30,000



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html#ixzz19RYKbMHt


Her next goal: 2000 Lbs.

Oink Oink!!!!!!!! :D