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TheNocturnalEgyptian
5th January 2011, 07:10 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5527411/chinese-military-shovels-put-swiss-army-knives-to-shame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo&feature=player_embedded#!


Eh, fun little video. I like the wire cutters.

Serpo
5th January 2011, 07:47 PM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING

platinumdude
5th January 2011, 07:59 PM
You can use it to bury your gold too!

tekrunner
5th January 2011, 08:01 PM
Available at your closest harborfreight disposable tool store

mamboni
5th January 2011, 08:04 PM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING


Everything? Can it core a apple? :conf:

willie pete
5th January 2011, 08:08 PM
a regular Ginzu shovel :D


they left out:
sled, fold the handle up 90° and sit on the blade
Badminton racquet
fingernail clipper
sextant
astrolab

SilverMagnet
5th January 2011, 08:32 PM
This thing is probably more sophisticated than their new F35 JSF copy.

Twisted Titan
5th January 2011, 08:34 PM
BUMP FOR LATER VEIWING

BrewTech
5th January 2011, 08:40 PM
Available at your closest harborfreight disposable tool store


If only...

I'd go buy one tomorrow as it wouldn't cost more than 12 bucks!

I think I would like to have something like that.

Book
5th January 2011, 09:02 PM
$125 EACH (http://www.beltal.com/on-sale/China-army-PLA-Multifunctional-Military-Shovel-Spade-WJQ-308-emergency-tools-Mining-tools-Free-shipp_18920_11459081_1289296079259.html)

:o

Ponce
5th January 2011, 09:05 PM
You can use it to bury your gold too!


Sure, and also to dig up my silver >:( >:( >:(........keep those shovels away from my propery.

freespirit
5th January 2011, 09:11 PM
Available at your closest harborfreight disposable tool store


If only...

I'd go buy one tomorrow as it wouldn't cost more than 12 bucks!

I think I would like to have something like that.


found this link...http://www.sell.com/25GWR7

buy direct from manufacturer...$90 price negotiable...

Rebel Yarr
5th January 2011, 09:15 PM
If I catch one of them lil buggers in my yard....

Book
5th January 2011, 09:16 PM
buy direct from manufacturer...$90 price negotiable...



Location: China Beijing [China]
Shipping: $28.00

:o

cedarchopper
5th January 2011, 09:16 PM
I'll stay with my Swiss Army surplus folding shovel for $20.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/MIL1151-1.html

freespirit
5th January 2011, 09:18 PM
You can use it to bury your gold too!


Sure, and also to dig up my silver >:( >:( >:(........keep those shovels away from my propery.


but ponce, don't worry...it can also be used to butcher them up and dispose of the body parts...
:CS

freespirit
5th January 2011, 09:22 PM
buy direct from manufacturer...$90 price negotiable...



Location: China Beijing [China]
Shipping: $28.00

:o


buy in bulk say...100...get lower price, shipping no big deal $28 shipping applies only to the first one...$14 ea after that...you could sell them at the outdoor life show to the citiots for $150 ea, no prob...they'd eat the shit up!

get vince the shame wow guy to hawk it for ya, and you'd be set!
;D

Book
5th January 2011, 09:31 PM
http://images1.opticsplanet.com/640-640/opplanet-glock-entrenching-tool.jpg

Glock Entrenching Tool with Pouch ET17070

$50

:dunno

Glass
5th January 2011, 09:32 PM
very cool. I want a couple.

freespirit
5th January 2011, 09:47 PM
http://images1.opticsplanet.com/640-640/opplanet-glock-entrenching-tool.jpg

Glock Entrenching Tool with Pouch ET17070

$50

:dunno


looks like dirt next to this one...lol

Cebu_4_2
5th January 2011, 09:50 PM
They wouldn't be all that strong if made in say... China?

freespirit
5th January 2011, 09:53 PM
They wouldn't be all that strong if made in say... China?


lol...did you even watch the video? lol the little buggers were friggin GIVIN' er! lmao

Libertarian_Guard
5th January 2011, 10:01 PM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING


Everything? Can it core a apple? :conf:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB5a6y3okeo&feature=related

Gaillo
5th January 2011, 10:36 PM
I've owned 'em all... and NOTHING, I mean NOTHING beats the east German military shovel... seen here:

http://www.greatadventure.ca/00cart/Candypress/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=261

It's the ULTIMATE entrenching, enemy-killing, coal-shovelling, ice-picking, weed whacking, latrine-digging, rock prying, dutch-ovening, everything-else-ing tool under the sun! BUY ONE... while they're still dirt cheap!

Bullion_Bob
5th January 2011, 11:09 PM
Nice shovel.


Totally ridiculous music choice for the video.

freespirit
5th January 2011, 11:17 PM
I've owned 'em all... and NOTHING, I mean NOTHING beats the east German military shovel... seen here:

http://www.greatadventure.ca/00cart/Candypress/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=261

It's the ULTIMATE entrenching, enemy-killing, coal-shovelling, ice-picking, weed whacking, latrine-digging, rock prying, dutch-ovening, everything-else-ing tool under the sun! BUY ONE... while they're still dirt cheap!


i like the push pin lock on it, and looks pretty meaty, but it's 3.5 lbs...the OP one is about a pound lighter...for my portage pack or BOB, i'd go with the chinese one

imho

Serpo
5th January 2011, 11:49 PM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING


Everything? Can it core a apple? :conf:


Of course no problem but it has to be a big apple.....

Serpo
5th January 2011, 11:51 PM
They wouldn't be all that strong if made in say... China?


They where made for the army........not for us peasants.....

Buddha
5th January 2011, 11:59 PM
nice shovel, half the shit you assholes buy is made in China one way or the other.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
6th January 2011, 12:04 AM
Have a regular military camp shovel for camping, from where else? Army Surplus Store. Wood handle, metal blade, serrations on one edge.

But yeah, that Chinese shovel is cool as all get out. And notice how something from China actually costs a lot? When they manufacture something right, i.e. military use, they can do it, and they want that reflected in the cost.

Grappling hook...haha great use for a shovel.

Olmstein
6th January 2011, 12:07 AM
How about a US made folding E-tool/shovel over at Ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280356923983#vi-content) for $23.

freespirit
6th January 2011, 12:12 AM
i do try to buy domestic products as often as possible, but sometimes you may find a product like this that doesn't have a domestic equivalent. then if you don't want to settle for the best available domestic model, you kinda have to get it offshore...or make your own...lol

Gaillo
6th January 2011, 12:51 AM
I've owned 'em all... and NOTHING, I mean NOTHING beats the east German military shovel... seen here:

http://www.greatadventure.ca/00cart/Candypress/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=261

It's the ULTIMATE entrenching, enemy-killing, coal-shovelling, ice-picking, weed whacking, latrine-digging, rock prying, dutch-ovening, everything-else-ing tool under the sun! BUY ONE... while they're still dirt cheap!


i like the push pin lock on it, and looks pretty meaty, but it's 3.5 lbs...the OP one is about a pound lighter...for my portage pack or BOB, i'd go with the chinese one

imho


Yes... but the extra pound is where they put the "indestructability". Seriously. Buy one... you'll see why the extra weight is worth it's weight in silver! ;)

Buddha
6th January 2011, 01:57 AM
http://grabbandgo.com/shop/images/0007874237356_300X300.jpg

StreetsOfGold
6th January 2011, 06:26 AM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING


Everything? Can it core a apple? :conf:


yes, chef of the future, it can core a apple

gunDriller
6th January 2011, 06:28 AM
WMDs

Its hard to believe a shovel can do so much,this shovel does basically EVERYTHING


no one said anything about dick-stabbing ... yet.

Twisted Titan
6th January 2011, 08:00 AM
Comments from Youtube:


It's Russian SPECNAZ shovel. Stolen by Chinese as always. Imagination is everything?


I looked it up Cold steele makes one



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McQ-cQmUZA

JDRock
6th January 2011, 09:36 AM
they're planning on useing it to bury the west.

Heimdhal
6th January 2011, 09:56 AM
Comments from Youtube:


It's Russian SPECNAZ shovel. Stolen by Chinese as always. Imagination is everything?


I looked it up Cold steele makes one



Theyre doing it wrong:

http://forums.gamesforwindows.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/9/1854.Spetsnaz.jpg

joe_momma
6th January 2011, 10:27 AM
I didn't watch the whole video - did it also replace TP?

If so, Ponce's hoard just lost it's value!

;D

ShortJohnSilver
6th January 2011, 11:50 AM
I didn't watch the whole video - did it also replace TP?

If so, Ponce's hoard just lost it's value!

;D


Yes but if you set the angle wrong it, um, "cores your apples" ... I'll stick with TP thanks!

TheNocturnalEgyptian
6th January 2011, 12:22 PM
No kidding, did you see that guy grabbing the cutting edge as a fulcrum during the twisting and also during the wire snipping demo? Seems dangerous, that's my only complaint, to get the torque to do those two functions, you have to grab a cutting edge with your hand...otherwise it's a very impressive shovel.

Libertarian_Guard
6th January 2011, 12:53 PM
Enough already.

Another 10 or 20 posts on the "Chinese Military Shovel" and another forum might pass it out as a title of mocking endearment.

Gaillo
6th January 2011, 01:33 PM
Enough already.

Another 10 or 20 posts on the "Chinese Military Shovel" and another forum might pass it out as a title of mocking endearment.


Great Value Shovels? ;D

TheNocturnalEgyptian
6th January 2011, 01:40 PM
GSUS - "We Just Keep Digging."

Okay I'm totally done now.