Nuclear Sludge™ Chew Bars

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Nuclear Sludge™ Chew Bars (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/213822.php)

Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars have been recalled because one lot was found to have high levels of lead - 0.24 parts per million, as opposed to the FDA tolerance of 0.1ppm. The FDA announced that Circle City Marketing and Distributors, which trades as Candy Dynamics, Indianapolis has issued a voluntary recall.

Made in Pakistan....sold in the USA.

:o

[madfranks]

Ha ha, look at the box, "suitable for vegetarians", lol! :D

[woodman]

I would not willingly eat anything made in Pakistan.

[Twisted Titan]

Every body is trying to cash in where ever possible

Do you see the explosion of products that vegan or Gluten free???

And they are the worst products on the planet

[RJB]

Do they have an USDA certified organic variety of Toxic Waste/ Nuclear Sludge? They can flavor it with healthy H1N1 vaccinces and Sodium Floride for a wholesome taste.

[nunaem]

At least it didn't have raw milk. :o Then all hell would have broke loose.

Raw milk? FDA comes guns a blazin.

Grandma's cookies? FDA comes guns a blazin.

Toxic lead? Voluntary recall.

[Serpo]

Every body is trying to cash in where ever possible

Do you see the explosion of products that vegan or Gluten free???

And they are the worst products on the planet


How do you mean the worst on the planet......

people with celiac disease cannot tolerate gluten and until recently they found buying anything very difficult,its only recently that food stuff has been coming out that is gluten free and that is why there has been this explosion...

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/celiac/

[Gaillo]

What the hell is a "Chew Bar"? ???

[keehah]

Seems like an American/Pakistanian version of a Canadian Eat-More, but with more types of toxic waste.

http://blogs.citypages.com/dcody/images/eatmore.jpg

Great for outdoor trip snaking. Toss a few in the bottom of your boat or bag at the beginning of your trip. Its indestructible. All you need the wrapper for is to keep the grit from sticking to it.

[RJB]

What the hell is a "Chew Bar"? ???
I threw a chew toy to my dog once. Maybe a chew toy is something you throw to your ADHD child to keep them from chewing on the furnature ???

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

Lead is uranium that has lost all it's radioactivity

[General of Darkness]

At least it didn't have raw milk. :o Then all hell would have broke loose.

Raw milk? FDA comes guns a blazin.

Grandma's cookies? FDA comes guns a blazin.

Toxic lead? Voluntary recall.


No kidding Nunaem. It almost sees like they're trying to kill us, INTENTIONALLY. :redfc

[sirgonzo420]

Well fuck, it's called "Toxic Waste", what did you expect?

I'd be upset if I bought something called "toxic waste" or "nuclear sludge" and it wasn't toxic.

Hell, the manufacturers were probably just protecting themselves from a false advertisement suit.

[keehah]

http://www.fountainmagazine.com/article.php?ARTICLEID=228

The half-life of uranium 238 - one of the isotopes used - is calculated as being 4.5 million years. This means that half of any amount of uranium 238 will decay into lead 206 in 4.5 million years. For instance, if an investigation shows that half of a rock consists of uranium 238, and the other half consists of lead 206, which is the final product of uranium 238, the rock is then 4.5 million years old

I guess those chew-bars were past their expiry date. That should be the fault of the seller, not the manufacturer no? ;D