ShortJohnSilver
16th January 2011, 02:49 PM
Watched this last night on DVD, short summary:
Merlin had 3 apprentices who he cast a spell of long life on until Morgana was vanquished, 1 went evil and cooperated with the evil Morgana le fey, 1 captured Morgana in a special capsule at the cost of also being imprisoned, 1 is left to search out the "Prime Merlinean" who will be descended from Merlin and will be able to defeat Morgana and her accomplices...
fast forward to today, we have a beautiful blue eyed blonde white girl, and of course, the "Prime Merlinean" is somehow, some nerdy weak chinned nebbishy Khazar kid, except he doesn't know it yet; of course the plot is pretty typical, the Merlin apprentice (Nicholas Cage) teaches the nerdy Jewish kid, together they defeat evil and beat Morgana.
Of course, I had to chuckle at the hidden point, unintentionally made, when the kid says, "how can I be the descendant of Merlin" when he is not British, Anglo, Saxon, or Norman descent ... just like how Askenazis are up to 60% European by DNA testing yet are still "Semites".
Thrown in there is a bunch of magic, a 6-sided "Merlin's Circle" a/k/a Star of Ashtoreth (six pointed star), and other typical Disney crap.
Am sitting here thinking of the times when the beautiful blonde blue eyed girl ends up with another white guy, not some schlub Jewish guy nor a kind heroic black guy ... only times I can think of are the romantic comedies involving British actors (who are themselves often somewhat faggoty and girlish).
Merlin had 3 apprentices who he cast a spell of long life on until Morgana was vanquished, 1 went evil and cooperated with the evil Morgana le fey, 1 captured Morgana in a special capsule at the cost of also being imprisoned, 1 is left to search out the "Prime Merlinean" who will be descended from Merlin and will be able to defeat Morgana and her accomplices...
fast forward to today, we have a beautiful blue eyed blonde white girl, and of course, the "Prime Merlinean" is somehow, some nerdy weak chinned nebbishy Khazar kid, except he doesn't know it yet; of course the plot is pretty typical, the Merlin apprentice (Nicholas Cage) teaches the nerdy Jewish kid, together they defeat evil and beat Morgana.
Of course, I had to chuckle at the hidden point, unintentionally made, when the kid says, "how can I be the descendant of Merlin" when he is not British, Anglo, Saxon, or Norman descent ... just like how Askenazis are up to 60% European by DNA testing yet are still "Semites".
Thrown in there is a bunch of magic, a 6-sided "Merlin's Circle" a/k/a Star of Ashtoreth (six pointed star), and other typical Disney crap.
Am sitting here thinking of the times when the beautiful blonde blue eyed girl ends up with another white guy, not some schlub Jewish guy nor a kind heroic black guy ... only times I can think of are the romantic comedies involving British actors (who are themselves often somewhat faggoty and girlish).