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osoab
17th January 2011, 08:49 AM
Cheating the strippers. What has this world come too? :oo-->

Stripper given fake $50 bill (http://www.sj-r.com/breaking/x1409892082/Stripper-given-fake-50-bill)


A Deja Vu stripper was given a counterfeit $50 bill as a tip late Saturday.
A man who is a disc jockey at the club, located at 3220 Lake Plaza Drive, flagged down a Springfield police officer at Fifth Street and North Grand Avenue about 8:10 a.m. Sunday. The man said one of the dancers, who is known as “Natalia” received a $50 tip from a customer.

The DJ told police that neither he nor the stripper knew the customer’s identity, police said. “Natalia” showed the DJ the $50 bill and it appeared to be copied on regular paper and was smaller than legal tender.


The funny thing about the article, is that they waited till they left the business to "flag down" a cop. They were way far away from the club when they flagged someone down. The fact that is was @ 8:10 am is funny too. I think the club closes either @ 1:00 or 2:00 am.

mamboni
17th January 2011, 08:55 AM
Obviously, Strip Joins should post a sign: "Only Tips in Silver & Gold Allowed."

osoab
17th January 2011, 08:59 AM
Obviously, Strip Joins should post a sign: "Only Tips in Silver & Gold Allowed."


"Is that a tube of eagles in your pocket, or was my "dance" just that good?"

:ROFL:

Neuro
17th January 2011, 09:24 AM
Well I bet "Natalia" is not her real name either... She could even be a he...

gunDriller
17th January 2011, 09:28 AM
if you're lucky you'll find a stripper who wants to play, "where did i hide the Mercury dime ?" ... and does NOT have VD.

might need to bring Vinyl Gloves.

Book
17th January 2011, 01:21 PM
http://www.discovercosmeticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/breast-implant-surgery.jpg

Fake for fake. Seems fair.

Horn
17th January 2011, 01:25 PM
http://www.discovercosmeticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/breast-implant-surgery.jpg

Fake for fake. Seems fair.


How'd you get your little lord Jared to quiver like that?

sirgonzo420
17th January 2011, 01:26 PM
The poor stripper probably doesn't realize that all the guys that gave her "real" tips gave her fake ones too.

DMac
17th January 2011, 01:29 PM
The poor stripper probably doesn't realize that all the guys that gave her "real" tips gave her fake ones too.



Irony overload! :imskerd:

midnight rambler
17th January 2011, 01:33 PM
The poor stripper probably doesn't realize that all the guys that gave her "real" tips gave her fake ones too.



I've yet to met a (figurative) whore* who wouldn't accept FRNs.

*this includes me much of the time - when in Rome...

Santa
17th January 2011, 01:38 PM
I don't know, but it seems like ever since they changed to those latest anti-forgery bills

forgeries are happening all the damn time now.

Just yesterday, a cashier at the Grocery Store told me that the bank they use tried to pass a phony

bill off on them.