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Ponce
20th January 2011, 11:48 AM
Simply place a bull eye in the center of the urinal and men will stop taking a piss outside of the bulls eye and on the floor.
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Sega Toylets, Urine-Controlled Video Games, Debut In Japan Men's Rooms (VIDEO)

Posted: 01/19/11 03:37 PM

The AFP reports that Sega has debuted four types of "Toylets," or urine-controlled games, in Toyko men's rooms in pubs and game arcades. Urinals are fitted with special pressure sensors, with eye-level LCD screens displaying the action.

According to the Guardian, the games feature ample amounts of potty humor, and appropriately so. Titled "Manneken Pis" after the famed Belgium statue, one game measures the volume of the player's urine stream, while "Splashing Battle" challenges users to produce a more powerful stream than the previous visitor.

A more cheeky game, "The North Wind and the Sun and Me," reportedly features sensors that control a digital wind blowing up a young woman's skirt, Marilyn Monroe-style. The greater the urine stream's intensity, the higher the skirt travels. And for those who want to brag about their bladder-relieving skills, the scores are also available for download.

Though one childcare blog has already touted the "Toylet" games as an ingenious method of potty training for youngsters, Sega said the Toylet games would be widely available only until the end of the month, and have no current plans to market them commercially.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/toylets-mens-room-video-games_n_811102.html

Ash_Williams
20th January 2011, 01:19 PM
I've lived in the US and Canada and one thing that changes the most as you cross the border is the public washrooms.

In Canada you rarely see piss all over the floor, unflushed toilets and urinals, etc. It's embarrassing.

In the US we should have games like this for the urinals and toilets. Maybe also a $1 deposit when you enter a stall which you don't get back unless you bother to flush your shit.

..Actually the entire stalls should be on pressure-sensitive platforms that can detect weight. You could put a deposit in to open up the stall, and if the stall somehow weighed more when you left (because you didn't flush or you pissed or puked all over the floor) then you don't get your deposit back.

Antonio
20th January 2011, 01:21 PM
sober people who piss outside of toilets need to have the entire bathroom mopped with their faces (except sober elderly folks).

sirgonzo420
20th January 2011, 01:23 PM
I've lived in the US and Canada and one thing that changes the most as you cross the border is the public washrooms.

In Canada you rarely see piss all over the floor, unflushed toilets and urinals, etc. It's embarrassing.

In the US we should have games like this for the urinals and toilets. Maybe also a $1 deposit when you enter a stall which you don't get back unless you bother to flush your shit.

..Actually the entire stalls should be on pressure-sensitive platforms that can detect weight. You could put a deposit in to open up the stall, and if the stall somehow weighed more when you left (because you didn't flush or you pissed or puked all over the floor) then you don't get your deposit back.



Or we could go back to the "Whites Only" signs....


I suppose I'm just a godawful racist, but I can't help but notice the correlation between America's dirty bathrooms and our love of "diversity", and Canada's relative lack of "diversity" and relatively clean restrooms.

gunDriller
20th January 2011, 01:24 PM
..Actually the entire stalls should be on pressure-sensitive platforms that can detect weight. You could put a deposit in to open up the stall, and if the stall somehow weighed more when you left (because you didn't flush or you pissed or puked all over the floor) then you don't get your deposit back.


now that would be a fun design project :o

Ponce
20th January 2011, 04:08 PM
sober people who piss outside of toilets need to have the entire bathroom mopped with their faces (except sober elderly folks).


Antonio? when you say "elderly" I can only hope that you are talking about those over 110 years old.....RIGHT?

BrewTech
21st January 2011, 06:05 AM
while "Splashing Battle" challenges users to produce a more powerful stream than the previous visitor.

Just be careful not to shit your pants while attempting to break the record!